Perceptions!verse - Spander Files

as he comes home to bed at the end of it. Can’t make
little foxes if you cut his balls off, yeah?”
“Spike, stop it! You know that’s not what I mean!”
“Do I? I thought I knew, but it seems like this solves all
your problems. If I’m neutered, you don’t have to worry
about your little gang needling at you and you get to be
the one in charge for a change. Like the thought of that,
do you, pet? Not like I’m going anywhere. You’ve turned
into a decent shag and I like something warm to rub up
against when I kip. Seems to me like you get to have your
cake and eat it.”
“Stop it! Just shut up! Stop being such a bastard. Do you
know how worried I was about you? I’ve been in every
demon bar in Sunnydale, even some of the ones that you
warned me never to go near. I practically begged Buffy to
help me find you. I don’t think I’ve eaten in three days. I
blew off a job interview, ‘cause, somehow, finding my
boyfriend was more important than applying to dig a few
holes in the ground. Don’t you dare tell me what I think
and what I want! I’ve been so fucking terrified that you
could be dead and I wouldn’t ever know for sure. I even
started to look up some of Giles’ books to see if I could
find a spell to give me a clue where to look next. He