Perceptions!verse - Spander Files

“Your candour pleases me. Perhaps you will be of use,
after all.”
Oh, isn’t it nice to feel wanted! “That’s the ticket. You
and me, big guy - we’re a team. Like Butch and Sundance,
Sony and Cher, Torvill and Dean.”
“I think Cain and Abel might be more appropriate, don’t
you?“ Yeah, and I bet I know who is who.
“Never was one for Jeffrey Archer, I’m more of a Mickey
Spillane kind of a bloke.”
“Enough of this idiocy! You said that you had something
to report.”
“Right then, no need to get you knickers in a twist. The
Slayer’s not very happy with me at the moment. She’s
pissed off that I upset her little lapdog. I’ve been keeping
two steps ahead of her, just far enough to keep out of
reach, but near enough that she still keeps coming. Give
her enough hope that she’s close enough for the kill and
she’ll keep on taking the bait. So the question is, where
do you want her? Just give me a time and a place, big
guy, and I’ll go play Pied Piper. Maybe mess a bit more
with the Slayerettes before hand, just to give her a bit of