Static Live Magazine September 2020
STATIC LIVE Magazine is Central Florida’s premier publication dedicated to celebrating music and culture. STATIC LIVE provides extensive, detailed community information from fashion to art, entertainment to events through noteworthy interviews, sensational photography, and in-depth editorial coverage. STATIC LIVE is the only publication of its kind in Central Florida and reaches all target markets through wide distribution channels. Our staff includes highly accomplished contributors with award-winning backgrounds in music and entertainment; we know how much business is captured from the entertainment market. Our free full-color publication can be found throughout Central Florida at key retailers, hotels, and restaurants in high traffic areas. Our mission is to highlight the incredible talent, culture, and lifestyle in Central Florida. With eye-opening profiles and coverage of the music and art community, STATIC LIVE readers will be positively influenced by our topical content and trending advertisers. STATIC LIVE Magazine is the most effective tool for branding connectivity with consumers in our area.
STATIC LIVE Magazine is Central Florida’s premier publication dedicated to celebrating music and culture. STATIC LIVE provides extensive, detailed community information from fashion to art, entertainment to events through noteworthy interviews, sensational photography, and in-depth editorial coverage. STATIC LIVE is the only publication of its kind in Central Florida and reaches all target markets through wide distribution channels. Our staff includes highly accomplished contributors with award-winning backgrounds in music and entertainment; we know how much business is captured from the entertainment market. Our free full-color publication can be found throughout Central Florida at key retailers, hotels, and restaurants in high traffic areas. Our mission is to highlight the incredible talent, culture, and lifestyle in Central Florida. With eye-opening profiles and coverage of the music and art community, STATIC LIVE readers will be positively influenced by our topical content and trending advertisers. STATIC LIVE Magazine is the most effective tool for branding connectivity with consumers in our area.
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~ Jerry Post Garcia Malone<br />
Oh My...Goddess<br />
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My name is Cecilia Florence I am a twenty two year old college student<br />
at the University of Central Florida and I am currently working on my<br />
marketing major. I enjoy fitness, being active outside and warm weather.<br />
So happy to work with <strong>Static</strong> <strong>Live</strong> and Premiere Models!<br />
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2 Oh My Goddess<br />
Oh My Goddess<br />
34<br />
A Day Day in in the the Life Life of of a a Gigging Gigging Musician<br />
6 All Musician Strung Out<br />
68<br />
Speed One is of Bullshit Sound: A Podcast for the Ages<br />
10 10 My A Virtual Sunshine Summer Love-Fest<br />
12 12 Pivot Musician's Cookbook<br />
14 13 Musician’s Feed Your Cookbook Head<br />
16 Fay Samimi - The Love of Sculpture<br />
14 Artist Feature: Pencil Me In<br />
19 Other People<br />
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17 A Shift has Occurred<br />
COVER STORY - Garcia Hatches Out<br />
28 18 The Behind Beat the Goes Mic On<br />
31 19 President RocktailsKanye?<br />
34 22 Cover Lockdown Story: Music Looks and can be More Deceiving<br />
36 24 Behind Phantom theFoodie Mic - Take-Out Edition<br />
38 28 Tom Rare Constanten Earth Review and the Grateful Dead<br />
39 32 Future An Original Date: Memories Music Manifesto of Courtney - Music Love<br />
Art<br />
36 Rocktails<br />
37 <strong>Static</strong><br />
Rare Earth<br />
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Reviews<br />
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Behind the Mic: Riggs<br />
95.7 the Hog, Daytona Beach<br />
Hello, friends!<br />
<strong>2020</strong> was supposed to<br />
be a fun, novelty year. It<br />
started out so promising<br />
with those well-balanced<br />
New Year’s Eve <strong>2020</strong><br />
novelty glasses. Then it<br />
tanked. Hard. So as any<br />
consumer would, I wrote<br />
a letter to the manager.<br />
Obviously the loss of life<br />
and jobs and normalcy<br />
are the most important<br />
things. But I thought I’d<br />
share it with you even<br />
though I have yet to get a<br />
reply.<br />
Dear Sirs,<br />
Your <strong>2020</strong> product is garbage. It doesn’t<br />
work.<br />
Your advertising promised “exciting new<br />
horizons” and “great success”. Nothing like<br />
this has transpired. In fact, <strong>2020</strong> has been the<br />
worst product I’ve ever used.<br />
I understand that the COVID-19 defect has<br />
compromised your product severely but this<br />
isn’t the fault of the consumer. This “coronavirus”<br />
has ruined all of my favorite things. It<br />
has stolen the simple joy of attending a baseball<br />
game. It’s robbed us of the joy of the buffet<br />
restaurant, including the inalienable right<br />
to dip things in a fountain of watery chocolate.<br />
And it has cost us friends and family, for<br />
which I’m sure you’ll be hearing from many<br />
attorneys.<br />
Your “<strong>2020</strong> scam” has wrecked organized<br />
sports. It’s damaged every sport I love. An<br />
at-best compromised college football season<br />
is all your fault. Shame on you! Every American<br />
has the right to drink to excess and shout<br />
obscenities at the rival college and its inbred,<br />
lethargic fans. Tailgating wasn’t meant for individually<br />
wrapped foods and staying seated<br />
in your car with the windows up. You ruined<br />
the party, <strong>2020</strong>. You are the proverbial turd in<br />
the punchbowl. “Bubble”, “opting out”, “”no<br />
spitting”.... what the HELL have you done?!?!<br />
I don’t even understand these new words! and<br />
now you have worked them into the dictionary?<br />
You are cruel and heartless, <strong>2020</strong>.<br />
And another thing, HOW am I supposed to assemble<br />
a Fantasy Football team with players choosing<br />
not to play and no pre-season games to evaluate<br />
talent? What am I supposed to do with this mess<br />
you’ve created, scour the internet for stats on which<br />
tailbacks gain more yards while wearing face coverings?<br />
Trust me, they don’t exist.<br />
And let me tell you something, Mister <strong>2020</strong>… thank<br />
god for NASCAR! Were it not for that sport stepping<br />
up and entertaining sports-starved people like<br />
me, I may have actually LIKED marble races.<br />
And yes, I know you are going to say that you<br />
brought up important social justice issues in your<br />
busted <strong>2020</strong>. That’s good. I’m very impressed. But<br />
don’t get too big for your overalls, <strong>2020</strong>. Those<br />
same issues could have surfaced in the likely 2021<br />
reboot of ‘Different Strokes”.<br />
Perhaps the most unfair element of your defective<br />
<strong>2020</strong> product is that it eliminated the Daytona<br />
debut of the Welcome To Rockville Festival. Plans<br />
were made. Bands were booked. Hotels were reserved.<br />
Whiskey was purchased. Then <strong>2020</strong> rolls<br />
in and wipes it all away. I was supposed to play<br />
tennis with LARS FUCKING ULRICH! And please<br />
do not try to replace this experience by offering me<br />
a “make-good” bowling night with Joey Tempest<br />
of EUROPE. I’m not falling for THAT one again.<br />
Tennis was to be played, friendships and bonds were<br />
to be formed, video was to be used against me….<br />
it was ALL so perfectly arranged. And what of the<br />
bands who MIGHT have lost a member at the airport<br />
and needed a fill in rhythm guitarist? I would<br />
have stepped right in but I guess we’ll never know<br />
now will we, <strong>2020</strong>?<br />
I demand a refund IN FULL for this sham of a year.<br />
I want reimbursement for the excessive amount of<br />
Gaviscon tablets I’ve had to chew through for the<br />
stressful stomach I’ve incurred. I want the lives and<br />
jobs reinstated, the simple pleasures replaced and<br />
I want a full apology from your manager. Also, I<br />
want perfect vision no longer referred to as “20-20”.<br />
I believe “50-50” should suffice for the ophthalmologist<br />
community. They don’t need the negative stigma<br />
of your broken <strong>2020</strong>. I’ll await your response.<br />
Cheers!<br />
RIGGS<br />
Catch RIGGS, GUY, & INTERN<br />
STEVE<br />
The Morning HOG / 95-7 The HOG -<br />
Weekdays 5-10am<br />
& SATURDAY NIGHT LOUD 9-midnight<br />
@saturdayloud on Twitter<br />
The Morning Hog on fb<br />
riggs@957thehog.com<br />
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TRIVIA NIGHT<br />
1. Post is a big fan of<br />
______________________because he<br />
feels like he was the only president to<br />
speak out against the corruption in the<br />
government. He even has a tattoo of him<br />
on his arm.<br />
2. In 2019, Post Malone made his acting<br />
debut in _____________’s film ‘Wonderland.’<br />
3. Post Malone has a collection of<br />
_________. As a teen and working he<br />
saved $800 to buy a pair of these in Versace.<br />
4. During an interview on Jimmy Fallon,<br />
Fallon mentioned to Post Malone<br />
that he had never been to an __________<br />
______________. So, shortly after Post<br />
Malone took Jimmy to said establishment.<br />
5. What Cinderella storied rapper was<br />
opening up for Post Malone’s Runway<br />
Tour in 2019?<br />
7. Freddie Mercury was born in 1946<br />
(full name ) _________ __________<br />
_____________.<br />
8. The Who’s, Keith Moon died of an over<br />
dose in what year?<br />
9. In what year and what city did Tupac<br />
Shakur die?<br />
10. In 1983 KISS appeared on MTV without______________<br />
for the first time.<br />
11. Jerry Lee Lewis was born in <strong>September</strong><br />
of this year.<br />
12. The _____________& __________<br />
_________ of ____________ opened in<br />
Cleveland, Ohio in 1995.<br />
13. The artist Charles Hardin Holley is<br />
known commonly as this name.<br />
14. In <strong>September</strong> of 1970, what music<br />
icon died and is buried in Greenwood<br />
Memorial Park in Renton, Washington.<br />
6. In 1987, after 37 years on air ________<br />
____________ was cancelled.<br />
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Crossword Puzzle<br />
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Across<br />
Down<br />
1. Post’s interest in the guitar came from the game<br />
6. & 7. Post Malone began to play the<br />
“________ ________.”<br />
2. When in high school, his classmates voted him<br />
“Most Likely to Become ______________.”<br />
3. Post Malone’s first single was called ‘White<br />
___________.”<br />
4. With a month of his first single hitting Sound-<br />
Cloud it hit 1 million streams and brought the at-<br />
tention of record labels. In August of 2015 he signed<br />
a record contract with ___________ Records.<br />
___________ and auditioned for the band Crown of<br />
___________ in 2010, but was rejected after pieces<br />
of his instrument broke.<br />
8. In 2017, Post Malone spent over $40,000 using<br />
____________. The company claims he ordered 660<br />
times in 52 different cities nationwide.<br />
9. Post Malone was born in ________________,<br />
New York.<br />
10. His first tattoo was a ____________ Bunny.<br />
5. The meeting of Kanye West at Kylie Jenner’s 18th<br />
birthday party led to the collaboration on Post’s<br />
single ‘______.’ 31
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Crossword & Trivia<br />
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Answers<br />
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F A M O U S<br />
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1. John F. Kennedy<br />
2. Mark Walhberg<br />
3. Loafers<br />
4. Olive Garden<br />
5. Tyla Yaweh<br />
6. American Bandstand<br />
(1952-1989)<br />
7. Fredrick Farookh Bul-<br />
sara<br />
8. 1978<br />
9. 1996<br />
10. Makeup<br />
11. 1935<br />
12. Rock & Roll Hall of<br />
Fame<br />
13. Buddy Holly<br />
14. Jimi Hendrix<br />
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<strong>September</strong> LIVE MUSIC Schedule<br />
Sept 4 th - Jimmi Soldo 3pm<br />
Sept 5 th - Sugarfly 2pm<br />
Sept 6 th - Eric Von 2pm<br />
Sept 11 th - Casey Picou 3pm<br />
Sept 12 th - Eric Von 2pm<br />
Sept 13 th - DJ E-Rock 2pm<br />
Sept 18 th - Smyrna Erb 3pm<br />
Sept 19 th - Nate Utley 2pm<br />
Sept 20 th - Savi Fernandez 2pm<br />
Sept 25 th - Jimmy Z 3pm<br />
Sept 26 th - Jay Paski 2pm<br />
Sept 27 th - DJ E-Rock 2pm
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