Static Live February 2021
STATIC LIVE Magazine is Central Florida’s premier publication dedicated to celebrating music and culture. STATIC LIVE provides extensive, detailed community information from fashion to art, entertainment to events through noteworthy interviews, sensational photography and in-depth editorial coverage. STATIC LIVE is the only publication of its kind in Central Florida and reaches all target markets through wide distribution channels. Our staff includes highly accomplished contributors with award-winning backgrounds in music and entertainment; we know how much business is captured from the entertainment market. Our free full color publication can be found throughout Central Florida at key retailers, hotels and restaurants in high traffic areas. Our mission is to highlight the incredible talent, culture and lifestyle in Central Florida. With eye-opening profiles and coverage of the music and art community, STATIC LIVE readers will be positively influenced by our topical content and trending advertisers. STATIC LIVE Magazine is the most effective tool for branding connectivity with consumers in our area.
STATIC LIVE Magazine is Central Florida’s premier publication dedicated to celebrating music and culture. STATIC LIVE provides extensive, detailed community information from fashion to art, entertainment to events through noteworthy interviews, sensational photography and in-depth editorial coverage. STATIC LIVE is the only publication of its kind in Central Florida and reaches all target markets through wide distribution channels. Our staff includes highly accomplished contributors with award-winning backgrounds in music and entertainment; we know how much business is captured from the entertainment market. Our free full color publication can be found throughout Central Florida at key retailers, hotels and restaurants in high traffic areas. Our mission is to highlight the incredible talent, culture and lifestyle in Central Florida. With eye-opening profiles and coverage of the music and art community, STATIC LIVE readers will be positively influenced by our topical content and trending advertisers. STATIC LIVE Magazine is the most effective tool for branding connectivity with consumers in our area.
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Behind the mic: It’s my Birthday Month<br />
Catch RIGGS, GUY, & INTERN STEVE<br />
The Morning HOG / 95-7 The HOG Weekday 5-10am<br />
& SATURDAY NIGHT LOUD 9-midnight<br />
@saturdayloud on Twitter The Morning Hog on fb<br />
riggs@957thehog.com<br />
Hello, friends!<br />
It’s my birthday month. I used to go hogshit wild<br />
for my birthday, dragging it out for a solid week<br />
with indulgences and fun. Now, I just want to<br />
make lists. So here we go....<br />
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Top “Adjusted” New Year’s Resolutions<br />
1) Develop a Gluten allergy<br />
2) Throw more things<br />
3) Instead of swallowing pride, puke it up<br />
4) Befriend some fish<br />
5) Write a screenplay about decadent mimes<br />
3 Favorite Places To “Go Yard”<br />
1) Baseball Field<br />
2) Fabric Store<br />
3) Carl’s “Meat by the Feet” Butcher Hut<br />
Worst Bands I’ll See In The Future<br />
1) Carpe Dimebags<br />
2) The Vance Funderbrunt Spontaneity<br />
3) That’s What She Shed<br />
4) Indifference<br />
5) Damp Camp<br />
5 Least Ordered Girl Scout Cookies<br />
1) Mesquite Leeks<br />
2) Toffee & Tomato Sammies<br />
3) Gin Fizzies<br />
4) Chocolate Iced Mistakes<br />
5) Grunion Snaps<br />
Worst Places To Hide In A Horror Flick<br />
1) Drain Pipe<br />
2) Linen Closet<br />
3) Behind Sheer Curtain<br />
4) Any Trunk<br />
If I Could Re-Name My Pets, They’d Be Called...<br />
1) Princess Pissalot<br />
2) Goodyear<br />
3) Dan<br />
4) Ambassador Flapjack<br />
Words I Plan To Use More in <strong>2021</strong><br />
1) Pendular<br />
2) Cattywampus<br />
3) Kerfuffle<br />
4) Pandiculation<br />
Potential Failed Video Games<br />
1) Frog Heist<br />
2) Dragon Stank 9<br />
3) Follow The String - Hyper Edition<br />
4) John Madden Takes A Bath<br />
Worst Questions To Hear At A Water Park<br />
1) “What’s IBS?”<br />
2) “Does This Look Infected?”<br />
3) “The Dermatologist said it’ll just fall off”<br />
Best Available Men’s Bowling Team Names Of<br />
<strong>2021</strong><br />
1) PinBrawl<br />
2) 4 Bros, 12 Holes<br />
3) The 7/10 Lickers<br />
4) Gutter? I Just Met Her<br />
5) Balls-A-Droppin’<br />
Worst Acoustic Duos of <strong>2021</strong><br />
1) Parsnips & Mayo<br />
2) Fletcher & Belcher<br />
3) Sherry & The Admiral<br />
4) Macadamia Mel & The Harlot<br />
3 Top Potential Announcer Calls During March<br />
Madness<br />
1) “That tangerine is ready to peel!”<br />
2) “Call your momma and tell her it’s a 3-ball!”<br />
3) “Bust out Grandpa’s change purse for that<br />
DIME!”<br />
Favorite Pizza Chains That Don’t Exist Yet<br />
1) Stuffie McCrusters<br />
2) Once Upon A Pepperoni<br />
3) Round And Ready<br />
4) Pretty Slices<br />
5) Monte Bellisimo’s Too Much Toppings Tavern<br />
Things To Look Forward To<br />
1) Unexpected riches<br />
2) Pineapple<br />
3) A goddamn break<br />
4) A first kiss<br />
5) Extra Nyquil sleep<br />
New Hobbies For <strong>2021</strong><br />
1) Spot Cleaning<br />
2) Line Drawing<br />
3) Kite Critique<br />
4) Blurry Photography<br />
5) Coin Washing<br />
Potential Autobiography Titles<br />
1) My Life: A Study In Confusion<br />
2) Wait For It...<br />
3) I’m Pretty Sure That Happened<br />
4) Arousal And Mozzarella - A Memoir<br />
In this month of love, I hope those take root in<br />
your heart. Pop THAT in a Valentine card & wait<br />
for the fireworks!<br />
Love you long time!<br />
Cheers!<br />
RIGGS<br />
Catch RIGGS & GUY<br />
The Morning HOG / 95.7 The HOG Weekdays<br />
5-10am<br />
& SATURDAY NIGHT LOUD 9-midnight<br />
@saturdayloud on Twitter The Morning Hog on<br />
FB<br />
riggs@957thehog.com<br />
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