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TWEETS OF THE WEEK<br />
Follow <strong>Frank</strong> on Twitter at www.twitter.<strong>com</strong>/Atlantic_<strong>Frank</strong>.<br />
Because you never know when <strong>Frank</strong> may be watching.<br />
� � �<br />
� Prudential realty dude Rick Foster recently<br />
purchased a home on Bland Street (assessment:<br />
$517,300). Previously owned by<br />
Philip Brooks. (Tweeted April 10)<br />
� Would-be Tory leader Jamie Baillie spotted<br />
@ the Halifax Shopping Centre Food Court<br />
SMELLS LIKE<br />
SOMEBODY’S<br />
MIFFED<br />
Tiger &<br />
Earl Woods<br />
BY P. ROB OSKIS<br />
WITH A NAME LIKE BARB,<br />
YOU’D THINK SHE’D BE ABLE<br />
TO TAKE SOME LIGHT-<br />
HEARTED RIBBING AT THE<br />
HANDS OF A CERTAIN BI-WEEKLY FAMILY MAGA-<br />
ZINE.<br />
But it would appear that shameless self-promoter<br />
Barb Stegemann’s shoulders are about<br />
as broad as her knowledge of Gandhi (<strong>Frank</strong><br />
581 & 582).<br />
For instance, in the wake of my initial dispatch<br />
on the Barbster’s new 7 Virtues Afghanistan<br />
Orange Blossom perfume, the<br />
Antigonish County native rather unceremoniously<br />
blocked me from further following her<br />
words of hippy-dippy “wisdom” on Twitter.<br />
Scents-itive much?<br />
Now, after I v. graciously opted to use my<br />
organ as a means of drumming up additional<br />
support for her Facebook group — “Oprah<br />
2 ATLANTIC CANADA FRANK APRIL 27, 2010<br />
@ Manchu Wok. Chicken balls, pile of rice,<br />
bottle of H20. (Tweeted April 9)<br />
� Someone just suggested to me that Geoff<br />
Regan should leave federal politics to lead<br />
the provincial Libs. “He’d sweep the province.”<br />
I laughed. (Tweeted April 8)<br />
� Why shouldn’t Tiger (Woods) use his<br />
dead father to restore his image? He allowed<br />
something stiff to destroy it. (Tweeted April 8)<br />
� (Radio guy) Andrew Krystal just asked<br />
God to bless convention-centre builder Joe<br />
Ramia. (Tweeted April 8)<br />
� The carpet doesn’t match the drapes!<br />
Spring Garden Courthouse gets ugly new<br />
carpet. (Tweeted April 7)<br />
� Aliant lawyer & former federal Liberal candidate<br />
Catherine Meade has been accepted<br />
into SMU’s Executive MBA program. (Tweeted<br />
April 7)<br />
� Glad to know that so soon after the budget<br />
announcement Liberal Leader S. McNeil & Co.<br />
have nothing better to do than to follow me on<br />
Twitter.<br />
� Ex-preem Rodney MacDonald & son on<br />
their way to see “Clash of the Titans” in 3D @<br />
Empire 10 in Sydney. (Tweeted April 2)<br />
must try the 7 Virtues Afghanistan eau de<br />
parfum” — the woman goes and protects her<br />
“tweets.” What that means is that now in order<br />
to keep up with Barb (nee Robbins) on<br />
Twitter, one must first request, then receive,<br />
permission from her to do so.<br />
How ridiculous is that?<br />
<strong>Frank</strong>ly, I don’t know what the poor woman’s<br />
so scared of. In fact if I were her, I’d be<br />
far more concerned that spraying scented<br />
products of any kind on skin as unusually thin<br />
as hers might lead to a rather unfortunate case<br />
of blood-poisoning.<br />
� Anne Murray’s ho-hum bio “All of Me” has<br />
been nominated for a Dartmouth Book Award.<br />
Winners announced April 14. (Tweeted April 2)<br />
� A reason to celebrate? <strong>Frank</strong> Beazley<br />
marks 40 years of policing. (Tweeted April<br />
Fool’s Day)<br />
THE NIGHT I GOOGLED<br />
LISA MANNINGER<br />
BY W. ELLE I. NEVER<br />
ADD ERSTWHILE RODNEY MACDONALD<br />
SPEECHWRITER LISA MANNINGER TO THE<br />
GROWING LIST OF SELF-IMPORTANT SOCIAL-<br />
MEDIA DING-A-LINGS DELUSIONAL ENOUGH TO<br />
BELIEVE THEIR TWITTER.COM ENTRIES ARE IN<br />
NEED OF — OR WORTHY OF — PROTECTING.<br />
Oddly enough, last week’s lock-down occurred<br />
mere moments after I notified my faithful<br />
cyber-followers that<br />
the ex-Tory hack is now<br />
toiling as the Director of<br />
Communications for<br />
Doctors Nova Scotia.<br />
After months of wondering<br />
where she may<br />
have landed (<strong>Frank</strong><br />
572), some random, insomnia-induced<br />
Google-ing took me to<br />
Lisa-Lisa’s Twitter page.<br />
It was there, I ultimately<br />
found a status update<br />
Lisa Manninger<br />
advising her handful of followers she was accepting<br />
a post with Canada’s oldest medical<br />
association.<br />
You’ll remember, of course, that Lisa’s<br />
$65,000-a-year Premier’s Office gig came to<br />
an end last June when the Rockey Rodney<br />
Regime imploded at the polls; she walked off<br />
with over $16,000 in severance.<br />
Further Google-ing also revealed that Lisa<br />
graduated from Central Elgin Collegiate Institute<br />
in St. Thomas, Ont. in 1985. Which,<br />
by my mathematical calculations, would mean<br />
that she graduated 25 years ago.<br />
It also means that Lisa, would be about ...<br />
well, let’s just say it means that Lisa would be<br />
a heck of a lot older than me. But most likely<br />
better paid.