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ARE YOU SURE NOW TREVOR? REMEMBER, IT’S A PHRASE YOU MIGHT<br />
HEAR... A PHRASE YOU MIGHT HEAR... A LOT... LOTS OF PEOPLE SAYING IT...<br />
SAYING THIS TO YOU...<br />
A LOT.<br />
COME ON TREVOR - THINK HARD! IT’S SOMETHING THAT MIGHT BE<br />
SAID TO AN ELECTED OFFICIAL, WHO’S SO PUBLICLY DISGRACED<br />
HE HAS SIMPLY LOST EVERY SHRED OF CREDIBILITY AS A LEADER!<br />
CRAP, IS THAT A “D”? I WAS<br />
SURE THAT LAST PART WAS<br />
ABOUT TOUCHING SOMETHING<br />
...I NEED TO RE - SIGN UP THE<br />
SERVICES OF MY ATTORNEY<br />
FROM THE LAW FIRM OF YOW,<br />
FRITPINK AND DOLCHEBAU!<br />
UMMM... HE SHOULLLLD...<br />
CONCENTRATE ON<br />
DEVELOPING HIS RE-<br />
SPONSE TO THE BUDGET?<br />
AFFIRM HIS COMMITMENT<br />
TO WORKING HARD TO<br />
SERVE THE INTEREST OF<br />
HIS CONSTITUENTS?<br />
OR - IS IT MAYBE INSIST THAT HE WAS VOTED IN BY THE PEOPLE<br />
AND THEREFORE EXPECTS THAT THE MEDIA SHOW HIM RESPECT?<br />
YES! AND AS MR ZINCK’S LEGAL<br />
COUNSEL I ADVISE MY CLIENT TO<br />
DECLINE TO SPEAK ANY FURTHER<br />
ABOUT ANY OF HIS MISFORTUNES...<br />
AND REMIND VIEWERS THAT HE HAS NOT BEEN<br />
PROVEN GUILTY OF ANY WRONGDOING!<br />
HERE’S A HINT... IT’S SOMETHING THAT’S APPROPRIATE TO DO...<br />
AND IT’S REEEALLLLY OBVIOUS!<br />
OO! I KNOW! I KNOW!<br />
SOMETHING TO DO...<br />
SOMETHING TO DO...<br />
I KNOW!<br />
NO. SORRY PAT, I’M STUMPED.<br />
WE<br />
KNOW!<br />
ME, NOT<br />
SO MUCH<br />
NO! SERIOUSLY TREVOR — THE CLOCK IS TICKING! AN EXCRUCIATING<br />
AMOUNT OF TIME HAS ALREADY GONE BY! JUST TRY AND SOUND IT<br />
OUT!<br />
I DON’T KNOW!<br />
I DON’T KNOW!<br />
RESIAN? RESIBN?<br />
RESICN? RESIDN?<br />
RESIEN? RESIFN?<br />
RE-....<br />
WAIT -<br />
YES! OF<br />
COURSE!<br />
THAT’S IT!<br />
I KNOW WHAT IT IS! I KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!<br />
FURTHERMORE, THERE IS A PERFECTLY INNOCENT EXPLANATION,<br />
WHICH WE WILL PROVIDE AT OUR PRESS CONFERENCE NEXT WEEK!<br />
SO THIS WHEELCHAIR GUY - HOW OLD ARE WE<br />
TALKING HERE? LIKE, THAT KID FROM “GLEE”?<br />
HE’S ABOUT FORTY.<br />
OH. NEVER MIND THEN.<br />
ALLEGED WHEELCHAIR GUY.<br />
ATLANTIC CANADA FRANK APRIL 27, 2010 29
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