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VOLUME <strong>114</strong>, NO. <strong>36</strong> ESTABLISHED IN 1908 MONDAY, AUGUST <strong>30</strong>, 2021<br />

Liberation<br />

Saturday and<br />

Cenotaph<br />

Rededication<br />

in Semans<br />

Page 2<br />

Nokomis fair<br />

august 7, 2021<br />

Page 2<br />

Per-student<br />

spending rose<br />

in 7 out of 10<br />

provinces<br />

Page 3<br />

Carlton Trail<br />

College<br />

Focuses on<br />

Safe Return to<br />

Campus This<br />

Fall<br />

Page 3<br />

‘Sho-Time’<br />

most<br />

compelling<br />

sports figure<br />

Page 4<br />

Resort Villages form Consortium<br />

say RM’s argument<br />

is with Provincial<br />

Government not the<br />

Resort Villages<br />

During the RM of McKillop’s council<br />

meeting on <strong>Aug</strong>ust 25th, the RM’s<br />

Chief Administrative Officer, Brandi<br />

Morissette, noted in her Administration<br />

report that the RM has been<br />

receiving a lot of road complaints.<br />

She said the roads that ratepayers<br />

identified were across the RM, and<br />

many road complaints were from<br />

Resort Villages (RV) residents.<br />

Councillor Don Whitrow said the<br />

road servicing agreements and the<br />

complaints from the RV, “…they<br />

want us to jump on this, but they<br />

don’t seem to want to pay anything<br />

towards it. So we need to get that<br />

finalized so that they know better.”<br />

Reeve Schmidt said he agreed and<br />

the RM would get involved.<br />

Schmidt said he has been dealing<br />

with complaints from Island View.<br />

He said Island View wasn’t aware<br />

they had been paying for gravel,<br />

and the RM wants to meet with<br />

the Island View council. Schmidt<br />

suggested the RM should have meetings<br />

with all councils of the Resort<br />

Villages because they weren’t getting<br />

the information. Several councillors<br />

said they might not be aware of the<br />

cost of keeping the roads maintained.<br />

Schmidt said, “This idea that we<br />

keep the roads for them so basically<br />

it’s on the backs of our ratepayers to<br />

provide good roads for the ratepayers<br />

of these villages just doesn’t<br />

make sense that that’s the case.”<br />

Schmidt said the Municipality’s Act<br />

says the RM has to keep the road in<br />

general repair and keep it safe, “We<br />

can just slow the road down that’s<br />

the way to make it safe.” He added,<br />

“If they want to work with us we are<br />

willing to work with them.”<br />

Councillor Dixon said the council<br />

had decided to take the matter to the<br />

Saskatchewan Municipal Board, “…<br />

enough horsing around already.”<br />

Schmidt said, “The level of service<br />

is the <strong>issue</strong> here. The residents of the<br />

resort villages have a different idea<br />

of the level of service to the level of<br />

service that we are negotiating on<br />

right now. We have a situation where<br />

we are negotiating on a minimum<br />

level of service but the level of service<br />

expected is a maximum level of<br />

service.” Schmidt said that if they<br />

wanted gravel, they would have to<br />

supply.<br />

Dixon said, “It’s like everything<br />

else. The amount of service you want<br />

costs money.”<br />

The RM council said that complaints<br />

coming from RV village<br />

residents should be directed back to<br />

their own council as that was their<br />

council’s responsibility, and the RM<br />

would deal with the RV councils.<br />

“It’s not up to Brandi to have to<br />

take abuse from the RV Village<br />

stuff.” said Don Whitrow.<br />

During the councils’ discussion<br />

with the Public Works Manager<br />

Travis Herman, Councillor Labatte<br />

brought up a road that needed<br />

gravel because it was a safety <strong>issue</strong>.<br />

Herman said the road belonged to<br />

the town of Strasbourg and that<br />

A portion of<br />

expected yield<br />

Page 5<br />

Your local<br />

Classifieds &<br />

Notices<br />

Page 8<br />

A Dodge Ad<br />

Like You’ve<br />

Never Seen<br />

Page 11<br />

The Best<br />

Hiking Trails<br />

Out There<br />

Page 12<br />

Coffee Break<br />

Page 11<br />

Tues:24°C<br />

Wed:19°C<br />

Thur:19°C<br />

Fri:17°C<br />

Sat:18°C<br />

Sun:19°C<br />

Mon:19°C<br />

Forecasted High<br />

RM of McKillop Council<br />

passes Bylaw, which<br />

former Reeve calls<br />

“Smoke and Mirrors”<br />

Former RM of McKillop Reeve Howard Arndt has called the RM’s<br />

quick passage and explanation of a bylaw unique to the Organized<br />

Hamlet (OH) of Spring Bay at Tuesday’s <strong>Aug</strong>ust 24th meeting<br />

as “smoke and mirrors.” The Bylaw -Mill Rate, Mill Rate Factor,<br />

Minimum Tax & Special Levy for Spring Bay Bylaw No. 418/2021<br />

lmtimes.ca /mckillop-tax-2021 passed unanimously through<br />

three readings at Tuesday’s meeting.<br />

Commenting before the vote, Reeve Bob Schmidt said that everything<br />

remained the same; however, “the only thing new is the special<br />

levy… for approved lots in Spring Bay to be charged a tax that will<br />

compensate the RM for lost revenue. So essentially, we are bringing<br />

in the same amount of tax from Spring Bay. What this accomplishes<br />

is their reserve account is up over $200,000 and they didn’t want to<br />

keep on throwing money into their reserve account and this accomplishes<br />

that while maintaining the revenue to the RM.” <strong>LMT</strong> has<br />

been unable to verify Reeve Schmidt’s claim for the reasons behind<br />

Spring Bay’s request for the change. Repeated requests for comment<br />

to Karen Kramer, Chair of the Spring Bay Board, have gone unanswered.<br />

CAO Brandi Morissette said the RM introduced the Bylaw because<br />

the RM and Spring Bay had entered into a special levy agreement<br />

under the authority of the Municipalities Act. She said this allowed<br />

it to be outside of the mill rate that the OH proposed. She said the<br />

OH proposed a mill rate of 2.4 mills. The proposed mill rate is in<br />

addition to the minimum tax, which is applied to all ratepayers. In<br />

addition to the ‘special levy.’ She said the difference between what<br />

the RM would have collected at the normal rate, which all other ratepayers<br />

were subject to, would be made up by the special levy.<br />

Reeve Schmidt said, “the revenue is the same. What is different<br />

is the amount that’s going into the reserve account.” He also said<br />

temperatures<br />

continues on page 7<br />

Nokomis Fair photos on page 2


2 lmtimes.ca • Last Mountain Times • Monday, <strong>Aug</strong>ust <strong>30</strong>, 2021 • /lastmountaintimes • @lmtimes<br />

Liberation Saturday<br />

and Cenotaph<br />

Rededication in<br />

Semans<br />

On <strong>Aug</strong>ust 14, 2021,<br />

the Semans Legion held a<br />

rededication ceremony at<br />

the Cenotaph in Semans.<br />

This, along with other<br />

activities on a hot <strong>Aug</strong>ust<br />

day, was quite welcome<br />

after a long spell of no<br />

entertainment.<br />

March of the Colors,<br />

led by Bagpipes (Garry<br />

Greenshields on drums),<br />

RCMP and Veterans<br />

started the day, which<br />

led to the Cenotaph.<br />

Then Roll Call, Speeches<br />

and unveiling of the new<br />

sword on the Cenotaph.<br />

The dignitaries who<br />

delivered messages were<br />

MLA for Arm River<br />

Constituency - Dana<br />

Skoropad, Semans Mayor<br />

- Jay Holmes and Pastor<br />

James Rosso, Legion<br />

Chaplin, delivered a<br />

prayer.<br />

Nokomis fair august 7, 2021<br />

The day continued with Silent Auction at the Legion Hall and BBQ at Jubilee<br />

Park. The Centennial committee provided Bouncy Castle for the children and a<br />

Beer Gardens for refreshment and BBQ in the evening. During the day and into<br />

the evening, there was live and recorded musical entertainment in the Park. A<br />

garden/deck basket raffle, donated by Leah Worth, was won by Donna Hawes.<br />

The Semans Library had a gift basket raffle won by Callie Greenshields and a<br />

‘button guess’ jar prize (remote control car) won by Emmett Greenshields. The<br />

Senior’s Centre sold homemade pie, ice cream, coffee and a free freezie for the<br />

children. Joan Kempton won a 50/50 draw at the center. The children’s bike<br />

parade happened on Main Street.<br />

Despite the hot day and local harvesting, the day was a success. The volunteers<br />

who worked at the various vendors were greatly appreciated.<br />

- Lynn Gettis<br />

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lmtimes.ca • Last Mountain Times • Monday, <strong>Aug</strong>ust <strong>30</strong>, 2021 • /lastmountaintimes • @lmtimes<br />

Per-student spending<br />

rose in 7 out of 10<br />

provinces<br />

Per-student spending (inflation-adjusted)<br />

on public schools<br />

rose in 7 out of 10 provinces in<br />

recent five-year period<br />

VANCOUVER—Despite common<br />

misperceptions, education spending<br />

on public schools across Canada<br />

increased over the most recent fiveyear<br />

period of available data, finds<br />

a new study released today by the<br />

Fraser Institute, an independent,<br />

non-partisan Canadian public policy<br />

think-tank.<br />

“Contrary to the popular narrative<br />

that education spending has been<br />

cut, spending increases in public schools exceed what was required to account<br />

for enrolment changes and inflation,” said Paige MacPherson, associate director<br />

of education policy at the Fraser Institute and co-author of Education Spending<br />

in Public Schools in Canada, Fall 2021.<br />

After accounting for inflation, per-student spending increased in seven of ten<br />

provinces. Nova Scotia saw the largest increase (9.2 per cent), followed by Quebec<br />

(7.3 per cent) and Prince Edward Island (5.1 per cent). Ontario—the province<br />

with the highest total spending—saw a real per-student spending increase<br />

of 2.8 per cent.<br />

Only Saskatchewan (-10.8 per cent), Newfoundland & Labrador (-9.9 per cent),<br />

and Alberta (-4.3 per cent) recorded decreases in inflation-adjusted per-student<br />

spending in public schools from 2014/15 to 2018/19.<br />

In terms of per-student spending in public schools as of 2018-19, New Brunswick<br />

had the highest level at $15,486 while British Columbia had the lowest at<br />

$12,513. The national average was $14,070.<br />

The study also finds compensation (salaries, wages, fringe benefits, and pensions)<br />

contributed the most to the total growth in spending nationally.<br />

“Compensation increases – including teachers’ salaries, pensions, benefits<br />

and other costs – are driving the spending growth in Canadian public schools”<br />

MacPherson said.<br />

“Before parents and taxpayers can begin to assess value for money in education,<br />

it’s crucial that they understand how much is being spent, and exactly<br />

where these dollars are going,” said MacPherson.<br />

Paige MacPherson, Associate Director, Education Policy, Fraser Institute<br />

Carlton Trail College<br />

Focuses on Safe<br />

Return to Campus This<br />

Fall<br />

College Returns to In-Person<br />

Program Delivery<br />

<strong>Aug</strong>ust 26, 2021: Carlton Trail<br />

College will continue to focus on<br />

the health and safety of its learning<br />

community while returning to<br />

in-person program delivery this<br />

Fall.<br />

“Given that we are returning to in-person instruction this fall, and bringing<br />

all staff back on site, it is important that we continue to prioritize the health<br />

and safety of our students, staff and community. With the increase in number<br />

of COVID-19 cases and the emergence of the Delta variant in the province,<br />

we are taking steps to mitigate the spread of COVID-19,” said Shelley Romanyszyn-Cross,<br />

President and CEO.<br />

“The College has made the decision to implement additional mitigation measures,<br />

including mandatory masking to help keep everyone safe. We will be<br />

reviewing these measures at the end of September to determine if changes are<br />

required” said Romanyszyn-Cross.<br />

“We are also encouraging students and staff to get vaccinated and will be<br />

working with the Saskatchewan Health Authority to set up mobile vaccination<br />

clinics throughout the College region,” said Romanyszyn-Cross.<br />

Current and prospective students and those interested in knowing about the<br />

College’s COVID-19 Mitigation Measures are encouraged to go to Carlton Trail<br />

College’s website at www.carltontrailcollege.com.<br />

- Media Release, Carlton Trail<br />

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OBITUARY<br />

Irene Emily Ellen Macomber<br />

1923 – 2021<br />

Irene Emily Ellen Macomber of Semans,<br />

Saskatchewan passed away peacefully on<br />

the morning of <strong>Aug</strong>ust 21, 2021 at Silver<br />

Heights Care Home in Raymore, Saskatchewan.<br />

Irene was born on June <strong>30</strong>, 1923 to<br />

Malcolm and Merle Campbell of Mozart,<br />

Saskatchewan. She had an older brother<br />

Jim and two younger sisters Isabelle and<br />

Verna. Irene attended Little Quill School<br />

for grades 1 to 10, then Mozart High School<br />

for grade 11 and 12. In 1942 Irene moved<br />

to Saskatoon where she attended Success<br />

Business College. She was hired by The Bank of Montreal in Semans where she<br />

worked from <strong>Aug</strong>ust 1943 to April 1946. While working at the bank she met Wes<br />

Macomber. They were married June 18, 1946 and lived on their farm south east<br />

of Semans up until May of 2019.<br />

Irene is predeceased by her beloved husband of 73 years Wes (d 2020). Irene<br />

leaves to mourn three children Maxine (Allen) Schultz, Terry (Shaun) Macomber,<br />

Sheldon (Paula) Macomber. Along with 10 grandchildren Andrew (Michelle)<br />

Schultz, Kelly (Tom) Fesciuc, Tyler Macomber, Kevin (Lisa) Macomber, Lyndon<br />

(Marci) Macomber, Megan (Koen) Istace, Hanna (Shawn Nixon) Macomber,<br />

Alyssa, Lauren and Serena Macomber. She was also blessed with 14 great<br />

grandchildren Jacob, Hudson and Paige Schultz, Carter and Maddison Fesciuc,<br />

Penelope, Lorelai and Charlotte Macomber, Kathryn and Lawson Macomber,<br />

Sebastian and Oscar Macomber, Xander and Griffin Istace as well as numerous<br />

nieces and nephews.<br />

A celebration of Irene’s life will be held Saturday <strong>Aug</strong>ust 28, 2021 at 2:00 .m.<br />

in the Semans United Church, Semans Saskatchewan.<br />

Memorial donations may be made in Irene’s memory to the Semans United<br />

Church- Box 113 Semans SK S0A 3S0.<br />

Arrangements entrusted to Conley Funeral Home, Raymore SK. <strong>30</strong>6-746-<br />

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Tough new anti-corruption laws to<br />

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4 lmtimes.ca • Last Mountain Times • Monday, <strong>Aug</strong>ust <strong>30</strong>, 2021 • /lastmountaintimes • @lmtimes<br />

Overheard at the coffee shop<br />

Originally released July 26 during <strong>LMT</strong> vacation<br />

‘Sho-Time’ most compelling<br />

sports figure<br />

“...finally theatres are showing<br />

movies again. I haven’t had a decent<br />

nap in public since ad astra...”<br />

Comment on this: cartoon@<strong>LMT</strong>IMES.CA<br />

Home Plan of the Week<br />

Stately Richfield has comfortable living<br />

By Associated Designs<br />

An artful arrangement of brick<br />

and glass blends to give the Richfield<br />

a look that’s at once stately<br />

and welcoming. Handsome masonry<br />

columns support the soaring keystone-crowned<br />

arched portico that<br />

frames the two-story entry. Arched<br />

windows and foliage spilling over<br />

the edges of the raised brick planter<br />

add grace and soften the image.<br />

Inside, light washes in through<br />

two-story walls of glass in the<br />

two-story high foyer and great<br />

room. From the balcony at the<br />

second story landing you can<br />

overlook both spaces. This informal<br />

plan has no living room,<br />

which many contemporary<br />

families see as a definite plus.<br />

What it does have is a<br />

bright, lofty and spacious great<br />

room, open to the kitchen and<br />

nook. The fireplace provides<br />

color and warmth. It’s nestled<br />

between storage shelves and an<br />

entertainment center with overhead<br />

shelves. In<br />

the kitchen, a large<br />

work island adds<br />

counter space for<br />

multiple cooks.<br />

The side outfitted<br />

as an eating bar is a<br />

great place to hang<br />

out and chat with<br />

whoever is working<br />

in the kitchen.<br />

Utilities are out<br />

of the way but easy to get to,<br />

tucked in an alcove off the<br />

Open to<br />

Family<br />

Below<br />

hallway that connects the kitchen,<br />

dining room and three-car garage.<br />

The boxed bay that expands the<br />

Richfield’s owners’ suite is an ideal<br />

location for a cozy window seat.<br />

Other features include a deep walkin<br />

closet, and a private two-section<br />

bathroom. Soft natural light filters<br />

in through the glass block wall next<br />

to the deep soaking tub. The shower<br />

Owners’ Suite<br />

17' x 17'4''<br />

Balc.<br />

Dn<br />

Open to<br />

Below<br />

Bedroom<br />

14' x 11'4''<br />

Bedroom<br />

14' x 11'4''<br />

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Patio<br />

2-Story<br />

Great Room<br />

22'8'' x 18'<br />

Dn to<br />

Bsmt<br />

Up<br />

2-Story Foyer<br />

Covered<br />

Porch<br />

Bonus Room<br />

16'6'' x 19'<br />

and toilet can be isolated for steam<br />

containment and added privacy.<br />

Two bedrooms, a dual-compartment<br />

bathroom and a huge bonus<br />

room are upstairs.<br />

Associated Designs is the original<br />

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For more information or to view<br />

other designs, visit www.Associated<br />

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Patio<br />

3-Car Garage<br />

25'6'' x 33'<br />

© 2021 Associated Designs, Inc.<br />

Richfield<br />

PLAN 10-352<br />

First Floor 1959 sq.ft.<br />

Second Floor 612 sq.ft.<br />

Living Area 2571 sq.ft.<br />

Bonus Room 408 sq.ft.<br />

Garage 888 sq.ft.<br />

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TOWN OF REGINA BEACH<br />

NOTICE OF TENDER<br />

Caretaker Contract(s)<br />

The Town of Regina Beach will be accepting tenders for the Town Office<br />

Caretaker and Primary Health Care Center Caretaker contract position(s) that<br />

would begin on September 20, 2021.<br />

This is a contract position that may hold the contract for both locations or<br />

for either one, and the individual(s) will be responsible for liability insurance,<br />

payroll deductions for themselves and/or employees they hire, and worker’s<br />

compensation (if eligible by WCB standards).<br />

To be considered, all tenders must include:<br />

• the name, address, and telephone number(s) of the individual(s) or<br />

business that will enter into the contract if awarded and their signature<br />

on the submission<br />

• confirmation that you have read and understand the responsibilities of<br />

the Caretaker within the sample contract(s) applicable to your submission<br />

• clearly state the monthly fee for the minimum level of service, showing a<br />

subtotal before taxes and final total including taxes<br />

• clearly state, separately, any additional fees or special services that<br />

would not be included in the monthly fee for service<br />

The Town of Regina Beach requires the successful candidate(s) to supply and<br />

maintain a satisfactory criminal check for the term of the contract.<br />

Contract term is for two (2) years with the potential of a one (1) year extension<br />

Candidates should submit their sealed tender by 12:00 p.m. (noon) on Monday,<br />

September 13, 2021 clearly marked CARETAKER TENDER to the desk of:<br />

Victoria MacDonald, CAO<br />

Box 10, 218 Centre Street<br />

Regina Beach, SK S0G 4C0<br />

To receive a copy of the sample contract(s) or for further information please<br />

contact the Town Office at <strong>30</strong>6-729-2202. The Town is not responsible for<br />

any costs associated with the preparation of the tender bid and reserves the<br />

right to not award the Tender to the lowest bidder or award the contract. The<br />

tenders will not be opened publicly however they will be awarded at the public<br />

council meeting on September 14, 2021.<br />

Last week’s column exposed the first half (seven through 12) of the Dazzling Dozen — the 12 most<br />

compelling people in sports (from a Canadian’s perspective) — and now it’s time to list the top<br />

six. (The six hlghlighted last week: Roger Federer, Jay Onrait, Brooke Hendeson, Bianca Andreescu,<br />

Vladimir Guerrero, Jr., and Tom Brady.) The drums are rolling, the anticipation is high and<br />

the eagerness to find out who ranks in the top six is without compare. So, here we go:<br />

6. Hayley Wickenheiser. What an achiever! The trail-blazing hockey star from Shaunavon, Sask., is<br />

not only regarded as the best female player in the game’s history, but her post-playing days are raising<br />

eyebrows, too. She completed medical school in 2021, but instead of saving lives in hospital ERs, she<br />

instead veered into hockey management, deciding to try to save the Toronto Maple Leafs. Wickenheiser<br />

was hired in 2018 as the Leafs’ assistant director of player development and was promoted in<br />

2021 to senior director of player development.<br />

5. Alphonso Davies. Probably more famous in Europe, Germany in particular, than in Canada, the<br />

20-year-old Edmontonian is our country’s best soccer player. Born in Ghana, Davies at age 17 was<br />

the youngest player ever to suit up for Canada’s national team, and now stars for Bayern Munich in<br />

the Bundesliga. A Wikipedia entry says Davies is “considered by some to be the best left-back of his<br />

generation.”<br />

4. Christine Sinclair. From one soccer superstar to another. What Davies has become in men’s soccer,<br />

Sinclair has been doing in spectacular fashion for the past 20 years on behalf of Canadian teams.<br />

Now 38, the Burnaby, B.C. native has won the award for best Canadian soccer player an astonishing<br />

14 times. She is the world’s — the world’s! — all-time leading goal scorer in international play (men or<br />

women) with 186. Sinclair is a national treasure.<br />

3. Bryson DeChambeau. This is a list of ‘compelling’ people, and DeChambeau,<br />

FROM THE love him or hate him, is certainly compelling. He has changed the game of profes-<br />

SIDELINES sional golf, using science and human biometrics to drive the ball astounding distances,<br />

making the game a matter of pitch-and-putt for him on some layouts. His<br />

BRUCE PENTON<br />

controversial methods and public spats with fellow golf superstar Brooks Koepka<br />

have kept DeChambeau in the headlines — on the course and off.<br />

2. Connor McDavid. Like Oilers’ alum Wayne Gretzky, McDavid, aka the Best<br />

Player in the World, is can’t-miss viewing. He performs miraculous tricks with<br />

the puck at higher speed than anyone in the NHL, leaving defencemen breathless,<br />

goaltenders shaking their heads and fans amazed.<br />

1. Shohei Ohtani. He hits. He pitches. He’s the top slugger in Major League<br />

Baseball. He was the starting pitcher for the American League in this year’s All-<br />

Star game. Apparently, there’s nothing the Japanese superstar cannot do. That’s<br />

why it’s ‘Sho-time’ when the Los Angeles Angels play and why he is the most compelling<br />

sports figure in the world today.<br />

Comedy writer Brad Dickson of Omaha: “A 12-year-old New Jersey boy has been named a chess<br />

grand master. When I was 12 I was trying to figure out how to get my new checkers board out of the<br />

box it came in.”<br />

Comedy writer Alex Kaseberg: “Italy beat England on penalty kicks. Deciding a soccer game with<br />

penalty kicks is like deciding a baseball game with a bowling match.”<br />

Golf Channel broadcaster Shane Bacon, on Twitter, after Open Championship video of Tyrrell<br />

Hatton snapping a short iron after a poor shot: “Hatton running out of holes to complete the Tantrum<br />

Slam. Flipped the bird, broke a wedge. All that’s left is kicking your bag and breaking a tee marker.”<br />

Janice Hough of leftcoastsportsbabe.com: “Aaron Judge was among six New York Yankees who<br />

tested positive for COVID (the day after the all-star game). Aaron Judge was an all-star. So the worst<br />

thing that came out of that MLB All-Star game might not turn out to be those hideous uniforms.”<br />

Comedy writer Brad Dickson of Omaha: “Summer Olympics start soon. Prediction: by the time<br />

they’re over NBC will stand for ‘Nothing But Covid.’”<br />

Kaseberg again: “NFL star, Richard Sherman, was charged with five counts — including DUI and<br />

criminal trespass. They threw out the lesser charge of impersonating a Cincinnati Bengal.”<br />

Another Richard Sherman crack from Kaseberg: “In Seattle, future Hall of Famer, Richard Sherman<br />

was taken down by a police dog and charged with burglary domestic violence and a hit-and-run.<br />

Sherman is a free-agent, but this latest ugly incident will make him all but utterly irresistible to the<br />

Las Vegas Raiders.”<br />

From Jack Finarelli’s column on sports curmudgeon.com: “(Bears QB) Mitchell Trubisky got married<br />

on July 3. Now we know he completed at least one pass in his life.”<br />

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A portion of expected<br />

yield<br />

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There is not a lot to suggest the cloud of drought, which hangs over the Canadian<br />

Prairies, will have a silver lining for farmers,<br />

But some good news comes in part because crop yields will be low. Producers<br />

can anticipate some very high prices over the next few months as the full impact<br />

of the drought on production is better defined by actual crop in the bin numbers.<br />

There are already suggestions out there that lentil demand<br />

AG NOTES<br />

CALVIN DANIELS<br />

is going to be high, partly because there has been a drought<br />

in Turkey, and that country is a major lentil consumer. India<br />

is also expected to be an active buyer, having reduced import<br />

tariffs in order to assure supplies there.<br />

Of course, those high prices won’t be fully realized by<br />

producers here, with yields expected to be significantly below<br />

long-term averages. However, it might provide a bit of<br />

a financial buffer if the bushels produced are sold at higher<br />

than normal prices. It’s the same across most crops, which<br />

is the good news of a sort. But, not every bushel produced<br />

this fall will be able to garner the higher prices.<br />

As a financial tool, many producers’ forward price’ at least a<br />

portion of expected yield. The practice provides some know numbers for creating<br />

a financial plan. For some producers, the lower yields expected this year<br />

may not even fulfill the forward pricing contracts, which means no bushels to<br />

sell into a higher market now, and many producers will need to work with the<br />

contractor on just how they fulfill their part of the deal.<br />

The other <strong>issue</strong> may well be what grade the grain comes off this fall.<br />

With any luck, we won’t suddenly hit a wet spell which would be a disaster<br />

now that it is harvest time, but even with an open dry fall, grades may be hit<br />

hard. In the driest of areas, that is, large parts of the Prairies, the lack of moisture<br />

and extreme heat as heads filled will mean less than fully developed grain<br />

in the head. The usual plump kernels simply will not be there, and that can<br />

mean a lower grade, which in turn means lower prices.<br />

And while the situation is not good at present, and it is only <strong>Aug</strong>ust, there<br />

must be concerns when looking ahead to 2022.<br />

We haven’t gotten a lot of fall rain in recent years, and even winter snowfall<br />

has not been huge of late, and both things would be good in terms of replenishing<br />

soil moisture levels pore-seeding 2022. If those things do not occur, big fall<br />

rains and lots and lots of snow, producers are going to need spring rains to get<br />

a crop growing, but not so much they can’t plant, and then a far wetter summer<br />

than we have had in 2021.<br />

- Calvin Daniels<br />

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the RM grades it as they do the RM<br />

roads; however, Strasbourg hadn’t put<br />

in gravel this year. Schmidt said they<br />

would contact the town of Strasbourg<br />

to let them know it needs to be done.<br />

Schmidt used Island View as an<br />

example because they had always<br />

supplied their own gravel. Herman<br />

agreed however implied the RM may<br />

have gravelled the road two years ago.<br />

Herman said Pelican Point also supplied<br />

gravel.<br />

Schmidt said it is a concern because<br />

the RV’ believe the RM is responsible<br />

for keeping the road in a safe and<br />

useful condition. He said that the RM<br />

grades and mows the grass.<br />

Councillor Gilbert said, “if there’s<br />

not much gravel on the road how are<br />

we supposed to keep it in a safe condition.”<br />

Schmidt said he went down the<br />

road the day before and noted there<br />

was not much gravel on the road. He<br />

said that Herman had tried to grade<br />

it, but “you can’t make anything out of<br />

it without gravel.” To which Herman<br />

agreed.<br />

Councillor for the Resort Village of<br />

Sunset Cove, Tom Fulcher, said the<br />

four resort villages in the RM formed<br />

a consortium. Fulcher speaks on behalf<br />

of the group.<br />

Despite Reeve Schmidt’s claim that<br />

the resort villages are expecting a<br />

maximum level of service from the<br />

RM, Fulcher said, “We have not placed<br />

any expectations on them at all other<br />

than to abide by the Municipalities Act<br />

which says to keep the roads in a safe<br />

condition.”<br />

“Our position is that there is a<br />

minimum standard of what a safe road<br />

would be. A safe road would include<br />

being able to get our residents, emergency<br />

service vehicles and school buses<br />

into our resort in a timely fashion<br />

and keeping our ditches mowed.”<br />

Fulcher said it’s common sense<br />

that if there is no gravel on the roads,<br />

they will turn into mud, making them<br />

unsafe. “If they are muddy roads can<br />

people safely travel on them? can<br />

emergency services travel on them?<br />

Can we get an ambulance in? can we<br />

get a police car in? can we get a fire<br />

truck in?”<br />

Fulcher said that even though the<br />

Resort Villages do not feel they are<br />

legally bound to enter into a road<br />

maintenance agreement with the<br />

RM of McKillop and don’t believe<br />

the Saskatchewan Municipal Board<br />

would mandate it; that in the spirit of<br />

co-operation and community cohesiveness,<br />

they are willing to enter into<br />

one, providing some funding to help<br />

maintain the roads. He said that “We<br />

don’t believe the SMB would mandate<br />

us to enter into one however we are<br />

still prepared to enter into one just to<br />

get along with the RM. We are part of<br />

the community. We like to think we<br />

are part of the community. We truly<br />

do appreciate that there are costs<br />

to maintain these roads but we also<br />

believe that it’s the RM’s legal responsibility<br />

to do so, but having said<br />

that we are willing to provide some<br />

funding towards maintaining these<br />

roads. However it appears the money<br />

that we’ve offered isn’t sufficient for<br />

the RM. The money we have offered is<br />

100% of the maximum rates that are<br />

prescribed under the Municipal Regulations.<br />

The Municipal Regulations<br />

prescribe what road hauling rates will<br />

be. So we, as resort villages, have offered<br />

the RM 100% of those rates…the<br />

RM has chosen not to accept that.”<br />

“We said to the RM… if you don’t feel<br />

that is sufficient, your argument isn’t<br />

with the resort villages, your argument<br />

is with the provincial government<br />

who sets these rates.” Fulcher<br />

said the RM should lobby the provincial<br />

government through SARM,<br />

saying these rates aren’t sufficient.<br />

“Instead,” he said, “they are continuing<br />

to go after us over what they feel<br />

is inadequate financial contributions<br />

towards these roadways.”<br />

Jennifer Argue, Local Journalism<br />

Initiative reporter<br />

Note: These reports are abridged for content


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LIQUOR PERMIT<br />

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the special agreement was only with Spring Bay<br />

and would reduce the 43% put into their reserve<br />

account to 40%.<br />

The Ministry of Government relations has previously<br />

said, “The RM shall allocate to the hamlet<br />

account, all grant monies received on behalf of<br />

the OH and at least 40% and not more than 75%<br />

(as agreed upon between the OH and the RM)<br />

municipal tax revenue and fees.”<br />

Schmidt said, “In essence some people in<br />

Spring Bay will be paying less tax overall. It’s<br />

because it’s not going into the reserve account.”<br />

He added the money coming to the RM would<br />

essentially be the same.<br />

Morissette said, “the special levy discount does<br />

not apply to the special levy amount nor does the<br />

40/60 split. The RM retains 100% of that special<br />

levy and it is not applicable to the [early payment]<br />

discount.”<br />

“This is not a method that will be shifting tax<br />

burden to anybody. The tax burden stays squarely<br />

on the residents of Spring Bay,” said Schmidt.<br />

Councillor Marilyn Labatte said, “In the Municipalities<br />

Act all organized hamlets are allowed to<br />

do that with the agreement between the Hamlet<br />

and the RM Council.”<br />

“Every Hamlet may have a different mill rate<br />

and every Hamlet may have a different special<br />

levy fee,” said Garry Dixon.<br />

Reeve Schmidt said he had responded to several<br />

ratepayers on the matter, “there is nothing<br />

nefarious about any of this stuff.” He said that<br />

SAMA is responsible for the assessments, so<br />

everything is the same except how taxes are paid<br />

by residents of Spring Bay. “Unfortunately, this is<br />

only available to OH it’s not available to unorganized<br />

Hamlets.”<br />

“We are collecting the same amount of taxes as<br />

proportionate to the assessment, but we are just<br />

collecting them in a different method.”<br />

The RM and Spring Bay have not discussed the<br />

matter during the open RM meetings, and both<br />

have remained tight-lipped on negotiations. Any<br />

discussion within the parameters of the public<br />

council meetings has been done under Long Term<br />

Strategic Planning within closed sessions. The<br />

<strong>Aug</strong>ust 24th meeting would be the first that shed<br />

some light on what has been happening between<br />

the RM and the OH after the RM made a motion<br />

on April 1st to refuse Spring Bay’s proposed<br />

budget, saying it was not in line with the RM’s<br />

practices and procedures.<br />

<strong>LMT</strong> has reached out to the Chair of the OH of<br />

Spring Bay, Karen Kramer, for comment. She has<br />

not responded to previous requests or provided<br />

any information on when the OH holds its meetings.<br />

<strong>LMT</strong> has previously questioned the RM council<br />

about the Province’s Guide to Organized Hamlets,<br />

which says OH meetings should be public.<br />

RM Councillor Garry Dixon replied that it meant<br />

public “ratepayers.” Councillor Gary Dixon holds<br />

a dual role as Councillor for the RM and is the<br />

President of the Provincial Association of Resort<br />

Communities of Saskatchewan (PARCS). The<br />

PARCS website says they are “an independent<br />

lobby organization and continues to represent resort<br />

village and organized hamlet <strong>issue</strong>s with all<br />

levels of government as well as with SUMA and<br />

SARM. Councillor Marilyn Labatte also sits on<br />

the PARCS Board as a Director. Both councillors<br />

list PARCS on their public disclosures recently<br />

made available on the RM’s website.<br />

Before going into the closed session of the<br />

<strong>Aug</strong>ust 24th meeting, Councillor Whitrow asked<br />

why Spring Bay was being discussed when they<br />

had just passed the Bylaw. CAO Morissette said<br />

it was for an amendment. After returning from<br />

the closed session council rescinded motion<br />

2021/0413, which the council passed on <strong>Aug</strong>ust<br />

10th after a closed session to enter into a<br />

Special Levy agreement with Spring Bay. They<br />

then passed an amendment to the Special Levy<br />

agreement.<br />

Morissette provided clarification after the<br />

meeting. She said the closed session resolutions<br />

“related to bylaw 418/2021 passed earlier in the<br />

meeting but had no effect on the Bylaw that was<br />

passed.”<br />

“Council did not amend bylaw 418/2021. The<br />

motion to rescind was to rescind the motion<br />

2021/0413 passed on <strong>Aug</strong>ust 10th/ 2021 which<br />

was made to accept the original Spring Bay<br />

Special Levy Agreement because amendments<br />

were made to it at this meeting and a new motion<br />

was made accept the amended one presented<br />

today. This agreement with the amendments will<br />

be sent to the OH of SB Board for approval and<br />

signature and then will added to the website.”<br />

She said that the RM would add the Spring Bay<br />

budget to the website soon.<br />

Former Reeve and McKillop ratepayer, Howard<br />

Arndt, was contacted for comment. He said,<br />

“What has been happening in this RM specific<br />

to organized hamlets and their levy has shown<br />

a great lack of leadership. Because they say it<br />

[doesn’t have] any effect. Well, the system as it<br />

exists has an effect.”<br />

To explain the <strong>issue</strong>, Arndt used an example of<br />

two identical houses on two identical lots next to<br />

each other whose tax assessment was the same.<br />

“However, 100% of the tax in the unorganized<br />

hamlet goes to the municipality. And the municipality<br />

does all of the work in the RM that is<br />

shared by everybody, plus whatever work that<br />

happens in the unorganized hamlet, such as<br />

maintaining the roads. In the organized hamlet,<br />

they get 43% of the same amount of tax to do the<br />

maintenance in their hamlet plus any additional<br />

improvements that they decide they want to do.<br />

The balance of that money, which is RM money,<br />

then goes into a reserve account for them. So, if<br />

they can do everything that they’ve done in their<br />

hamlet they actually have more services available<br />

to them than the unorganized hamlet and they<br />

have the surplus. Why do they have the surplus<br />

if they are getting the same level of service as<br />

everyone else? Because they are not baring their<br />

fair share of the shared services.”<br />

Arndt said there are organized hamlets in other<br />

RM’s that have virtually no money in their hamlet<br />

accounts because the RM is charging them<br />

for administration and other services. He said,<br />

“because there is no analysis of where the surplus<br />

is you have to ask why. They are not paying their<br />

fair share of looking after the rest [of the RM].<br />

We are already subsidizing the organized hamlets<br />

over the last number of years to the tune of<br />

1.6 million dollars.”<br />

“Yes on paper, in a snapshot in time, without<br />

looking at everything else it looks like the RM<br />

isn’t out. Well, the RM is out. Even under the<br />

existing system those dollars are municipal<br />

dollars.”<br />

Arndt said he agrees that it won’t affect the<br />

revenue coming into the RM right now. Still, he<br />

said, “what it does it sets up this horrible, quite<br />

transparent difference between the services and<br />

what the taxes of what an organized hamlet pays<br />

and what an unorganized hamlet pays. With the<br />

organized hamlet having more advantages in<br />

their hamlets than the unorganized hamlets.”<br />

Jennifer Argue, Local Journalism Initiative reporter<br />

Note: These reports are abridged for content<br />

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Notice is hereby given that Village Of Earl Grey has applied to the Saskatchewan<br />

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who may refuse to hold a hearing.<br />

Write to:<br />

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R.M. OF MOUNT HOPE NO. 279<br />

REQUESTS FOR QUOTATIONS<br />

Introduction<br />

The Rural Municipality of Mount Hope No. 279 will be accepting quotations<br />

for the creation and mounting of a finished aluminum sign of the RM 279<br />

logo for our Council Chambers. We will be accepting bids until Wednesday<br />

September 8th, 2021, at the office of the municipality, 119 Main Street, Semans,<br />

Saskatchewan. Bidders shall provide their quotation on or before the time and<br />

date noted.<br />

Basic Specifications<br />

• Size – 4ft x 2ft<br />

• Metal Type – 10 gauge Aluminum<br />

• Finish – natural aluminum<br />

• Logo can be provided by request<br />

Contact Information<br />

Primary contact for information or clarification:<br />

• <strong>30</strong>6-524-2055<br />

Bid Information<br />

• RM 279 reserves the right to base award on additional factors such as, but<br />

not limited to, price and estimated completion date. The lowest or any bid not<br />

necessarily accepted.<br />

Bids shall be received on or before 4:00 p.m. on Wednesday September 8th,<br />

2021 to the RM 279 municipal office, address and contact information noted<br />

below:<br />

• Rural Municipality of Mount Hope No. 279, Box 190, Semans, Sk., S0A 3S0<br />

• Phone <strong>30</strong>6-524-2055, Fax <strong>30</strong>6-524-4526, e-mail: rm279@sasktel.net<br />

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TOWN OF GOVAN<br />

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PUBLIC NOTICE is hereby given that nominations of candidates for the office<br />

of:<br />

COUNCILLOR<br />

Number to be Elected: 1<br />

will be received by the undersigned on the 15th day of September, 2021 from<br />

8:<strong>30</strong> a.m. to 4:00 p.m. at the Town of Govan Administration Office, and during<br />

regular business hours on September 1 to September 15th, 2021 at the Town of<br />

Govan Administration Office.<br />

Nomination forms may be obtained at the following location:<br />

Town of Govan Administration Office<br />

101 Elgin Street<br />

Govan, Saskatchewan<br />

Dated this <strong>30</strong>th day of <strong>Aug</strong>ust, 2021.<br />

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Photo Caption: If there’s one thing better than a ridiculous sales gimmick, it’s a<br />

satirical take on a ridiculous sales gimmick, such as this doctored advertisement.<br />

Years ago, I was at an event in the valley put on by the Majestics Car Club. It<br />

wasn’t your typical poker run or show-and-shine, but rather a day at the kart<br />

track at the top of the hill. Racing is fun, but being ridiculous is even more fun.<br />

I think every event had a co-pilot, but that was a long time ago. One I remember<br />

was a table waiter sort of thing, where the driver drove, and the passenger<br />

held a tray of drinks out the window. Obviously, the object was to be the fastest<br />

one with the most drinks left, and each spilled drink had a<br />

CAMSHAFT certain so-many-second penalty. A great idea on paper, and<br />

it went pretty well for some. Unfortunately for me, I got dealt<br />

CORNER<br />

an all-too-typical Saskatchewan hand of doom when the wind<br />

KELLY KIRK took the entire tray out of the hand of my co-pilot. What’s a<br />

guy who has been fully penalized supposed to do? Floor it,<br />

obviously. It helped, but not enough to win. More difficult yet<br />

was the blindfolded driver challenge, a challenge so difficult<br />

that it requires an area exactly like that, with soft ditches<br />

and no hazards. The driver drove with taped-up goggles,<br />

and the passenger spouted off “a little to the left” and other<br />

helpful sayings that felt more like grass than pavement. Even<br />

continues on page 12<br />

Coffee Break<br />

WEEK OF AUGUST 29<br />

HOROSCOPE<br />

TO SEPTEMBER 4, 2021<br />

<br />

THE LUCKIEST SIGNS THIS WEEK:<br />

LEO, VIRGO AND LIBRA<br />

ARIES<br />

You’ll have a lot of running around to do.<br />

Whether it’s at work or at home, there’ll<br />

be many details to sort out. You might<br />

also be let in on a surprising secret. New<br />

friend ships will form spontaneously.<br />

TAURUS<br />

You might finally get the green light to<br />

finance a project. You may consider starting<br />

your own business from home with<br />

a fa mily member. Inspiration and intuition<br />

will point you in the right direction.<br />

GEMINI<br />

A lot of things are happening at once,<br />

but you might still feel like things aren’t<br />

mo ving fast enough. You’ll have some<br />

great ideas to suggest, which will impress<br />

your significant other.<br />

CANCER<br />

Your health might hold you back a bit.<br />

How ever, this situation gives you an opportunity<br />

to pause and get a better perspective<br />

on your personal and professional<br />

future. Spi rituality will become a big<br />

part of your life.<br />

LEO<br />

Stress is ever­present, but it’s also a source<br />

of energy that can help you be more efficient.<br />

SAGITTARIUS<br />

It’s when you find yourself up<br />

It’s always easier to get along with people<br />

against a wall that you can work miracles.<br />

You’ll experience love at first sight,<br />

ship. One of your children will give you<br />

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if you don’t have a personal relation­<br />

crossword<br />

which may leave you confused if you’re<br />

a hard time about the way you discipline.<br />

not single.<br />

If you’re tactful, you can manage<br />

ACROSS<br />

22. Bro’s sib to resolve a major 47. conflict. Oklahoma city<br />

VIRGO<br />

1. Swine At work, food you’ll be handed new 24. responsibilities<br />

that don’t match your 25. skillset. Fine wool There are many 52. details Prickly to consider feeling<br />

this<br />

To’s associate CAPRICORN51. Bad humor<br />

5. Soothing<br />

Fortuna tely, taking on this challenge will<br />

week. At work, you’ll be in charge of an<br />

medicine be what gets you promoted. It’ll 29. also help Crack and event that brings 56. together Window a lot of people, part<br />

9. Not young get approval for a new and roughen<br />

exciting<br />

and communication 57. may Boar’s not be mate easy.<br />

project.<br />

Fortuna tely, your patience will pay off.<br />

12. Grandma 33. Yuck!<br />

58. Accurate<br />

13. On LIBRA the briny 34. Prize medal AQUARIUS 59. Send out<br />

You’ll be inspired to go back to school<br />

Your leadership skills will be needed at<br />

14. Sorrow<br />

<strong>36</strong>. Bother<br />

60. Carpenter or<br />

and get a degree. With this new knowledge,<br />

you’ll tobe able to build a 37. better Not fu­<br />

shallowto over come your army fear or a lack of self­<br />

the office or elsewhere. You might have<br />

15. Superior<br />

ture. A romantic getaway could give your<br />

confidence. Afterward, you’ll be considered<br />

a hero, or at least your accomplish­<br />

16. “____ Might 39. More nutritious 61. Ogler<br />

relationship a boost of energy.<br />

Be Giants”<br />

41. ____ Zeppelin ment will be tou ted 62. for Audition a long time. tape<br />

17. North-Pole SCORPIO helper 43. Affirmative vote DOWN<br />

You’re in a rut at work and could do with<br />

PISCES<br />

18. Aromatic a change. It’s herb just a matter of 44. ma king Record-album<br />

a<br />

One of your children 1. Snooty could slow you person<br />

down<br />

20. Strangely<br />

plan and taking steps to redirect material<br />

your career<br />

path. Being bold will have a po sitive<br />

this week, and you’ll<br />

2.<br />

have<br />

<strong>Vol</strong>cano’s<br />

to rush to get to<br />

effect on you and your long­term goals.<br />

SAGITTARIUS<br />

It’s always easier to get along with people<br />

if you don’t have a personal relationship.<br />

One of your children will give you<br />

a hard time about the way you discipline.<br />

If you’re tactful, you can manage<br />

to resolve a major conflict.<br />

CAPRICORN<br />

There are many details to consider this<br />

week. At work, you’ll be in charge of an<br />

event that brings together a lot of people,<br />

and communication may not be easy.<br />

Fortuna tely, your patience will pay off.<br />

AQUARIUS<br />

Your leadership skills will be needed at<br />

the office or elsewhere. You might have<br />

to over come your fear or a lack of selfconfidence.<br />

Afterward, you’ll be considered<br />

a hero, or at least your accomplishment<br />

will be tou ted for a long time.<br />

PISCES<br />

One of your children could slow you down<br />

this week, and you’ll have to rush to get to<br />

an appointment on time. It might be the<br />

right moment to sell your home; there’s<br />

too much empty space now that your children<br />

are living on their own.<br />

GEMINI<br />

A lot of things are happening at once,<br />

but you might still feel like things aren’t<br />

mo ving fast enough. You’ll have some<br />

great ideas to suggest, which will impress<br />

your significant other.<br />

CANCER<br />

Your health might hold you back a bit.<br />

SCORPIO<br />

How ever, this situation gives you an opportunity<br />

You’re in a rut at work and could do with<br />

to pause and get a better per­<br />

a change. It’s just a matter of ma king a<br />

spective on your personal and professional<br />

plan and taking steps to redirect your ca­<br />

future. THE Spi rituality LUCKY will become SIGNS a big THIS WEEK: reer path. LEO, Being VIRGO bold will , have AND a po LIBRA sitive<br />

part of your life.<br />

effect on you and your long­term goals.<br />

LEO<br />

Stress is ever­present, but it’s also a source<br />

of energy that can help you be more efficient.<br />

It’s when you find yourself up<br />

against a wall that you can work miracles.<br />

You’ll experience love at first sight,<br />

which may leave you confused if you’re<br />

not single.<br />

VIRGO<br />

At work, you’ll be handed new responsibilities<br />

that don’t match your skillset.<br />

Fortuna tely, taking on this challenge will<br />

be what gets you promoted. It’ll also help<br />

you get approval for a new and exciting<br />

project.<br />

LIBRA<br />

You’ll be inspired to go back to school<br />

and get a degree. With this new knowledge,<br />

you’ll be able to build a better future.<br />

A romantic getaway could give your<br />

relationship a boost of energy.<br />

SCORPIO<br />

You’re in a rut at work and could do with<br />

a change. It’s just a matter of ma king a<br />

plan and taking steps to redirect your career<br />

path. Being bold will have a po sitive<br />

effect on you and your long­term goals.<br />

an appointment on time. It might be the<br />

right moment to sell your home; there’s<br />

too much empty space now that your children<br />

are living on their own.<br />

project.<br />

LIBRA<br />

You’ll be inspired to go back to school 11<br />

and get a degree. With this new knowledge,<br />

you’ll be able to build a better future.<br />

A romantic getaway could give your<br />

relationship a boost of energy.<br />

SAGITTARIUS<br />

It’s always easier to get along with people<br />

if you don’t have a personal relationship.<br />

One of your children will give you<br />

a hard time about the way you discipline.<br />

If you’re tactful, you can manage<br />

to resolve a major conflict.<br />

CAPRICORN<br />

There are many details to consider this<br />

week. At work, you’ll be in charge of an<br />

event that brings together a lot of people,<br />

and communication may not be easy.<br />

Fortuna tely, your patience will pay off.<br />

AQUARIUS<br />

Your leadership skills will be needed at<br />

the office or elsewhere. You might have<br />

to over come your fear or a lack of selfconfidence.<br />

Afterward, you’ll be considered<br />

a hero, or at least your accomplishment<br />

will be tou ted for a long time.<br />

PISCES<br />

One of your children could slow you down<br />

this week, and you’ll have to rush to get to<br />

an appointment on time. It might be the<br />

right moment to sell your home; there’s<br />

too much empty space now that your children<br />

are living on their own.<br />

output<br />

3. Small bills<br />

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7. “Malcolm X”<br />

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8. Municipal official<br />

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21. Snow White’s pal<br />

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24. Shuttle boat<br />

25. Cow chow<br />

26. Time period<br />

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ingredient<br />

49. Skinny<br />

50. Low female<br />

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53. Endeavor<br />

54. Stage signal<br />

55. That woman<br />

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Dodge ad - continues from page 11<br />

at low speed, blindfolded driving<br />

is fairly impossible, or so I thought<br />

until I recently learned that Dodge<br />

sort of used it as a sales pitch. I was<br />

in a Chevy that day, apparently illequipped.<br />

The car was the 1952 Dodge Coronet,<br />

equipped with the new Oriflow<br />

Ride. What was Oriflow Ride, you<br />

ask? I asked the same question, and<br />

the nearest thing I could find for an<br />

answer was that it was either just a<br />

marketing gimmick or some sort of<br />

magic shock absorbers. Remember<br />

the rich Corinthian leather from<br />

about two-and-a-half decades later?<br />

Same gimmicky company. Advertised<br />

as “taking the bumps out of bumps”<br />

along with a handful of other slogans,<br />

it was said that if you were a blindfolded<br />

passenger in a Dodge, that<br />

you couldn’t see the potholes or feel<br />

them, that everything was smooth<br />

and even. In a hostage situation, a<br />

Dodge would have been seemingly<br />

ideal, as the hostage wouldn’t be able<br />

to recognize the rough country road,<br />

though being bound and gagged<br />

might cancel out any of the added<br />

creature comforts. My favourite part<br />

of this advertisement is the satire<br />

that has come out of it over the years,<br />

such as the doctored version above.<br />

Obviously, Dodge never intended<br />

for the driver of the car to be blindfolded,<br />

but it makes for a great laugh.<br />

Looking back, I could have mopped<br />

the floor with one in the blindfolded<br />

driver competition. There’d be no<br />

feeling of grass versus track in the<br />

Dodge, where my Chevy felt every<br />

pebble, bottle cap, and ant it drove<br />

over.<br />

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skipping breakfast to better appreciate<br />

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a late lunch<br />

There’s nothing like a trip to the<br />

wrecking yard. Do you know how you<br />

KELLY KIRK<br />

have work clothes in such bad shape<br />

that it’s almost embarrassing to leave<br />

the house in them? Those are the<br />

perfect work clothes for a wrecker<br />

trip. The smell of stale gas, cigarettes,<br />

mice, and dogs fills the air, and those<br />

big purple plant burrs fill your socks<br />

if you wear shorts and work boots, as<br />

I do. This past weekend, I had a list of<br />

parts that I didn’t need urgently but that<br />

I might need at some point throughout the winter. Not<br />

just any wrecking yard would do, so I chose the closest<br />

antique yard that I could think of. Elfros.<br />

I haven’t been there in a number of years, as I haven’t<br />

done much other than bodywork and regular maintenance.<br />

The last time I went was in the super-wet years<br />

when the loader ruts were two feet deep, and you know<br />

what? They still are. Grass has grown in, but the ruts remain,<br />

making it a good hike up and down, going around<br />

dead cars and through healthy weeds. Another thing that<br />

If you own a wrecking yard, and you’ve got stuff like this lying<br />

around commonplace, you’ve probably got me as a customer<br />

forever.<br />

has taken off is poplar trees. Years ago, I bought the hood from a 1960 school bus. The bus is still there, and a bunch of<br />

trees have grown up through the engine compartment. The same story goes for a truck that I needed the door off of about<br />

ten years back. Mint green paint over an orange plaid interior is as much a bold move as it is unforgettable, but I almost<br />

had forgotten about it way back in the corner of the forest next to a 1955 Chevy Bel Aircrew cab sedan. Typical rust on the<br />

Bel Air, from the door handles down. It still looks cool in the trees.<br />

It took three solid hours just to walk the yard, take pictures and notes of what I might need, and where exactly to find it.<br />

My list started in 1947 and ended in 1998, consisting mostly of, but not limited to, General Motors pickup parts. Why go<br />

to a wrecking yard when the aftermarket is so enormous nowadays? There are a few reasons. First off, new parts sometimes<br />

aren’t that well made. They don’t always fit, they don’t always last, and with the price of steel where it is right now,<br />

you can’t always get them without a huge wait. Second, some parts aren’t reproduced. If there isn’t a big market for it, the<br />

aftermarket likely won’t support it. You can put a Chevy or a Ford into anything you want using only new parts. Just pull<br />

out that Mastercard and let it smoke. What if you don’t want a common small block but rather a Dodge 318 Poly? In that<br />

case, you’ve got no choice but to scour the wrecking yards or get really handy with fabricating pieces. My favourite reason<br />

to go to the wrecking yard is the experience. Meeting an army of dogs, crawling through junk to find the good junk, lying in<br />

a pile of mashed thistles to read the tag on an old differential, and skipping breakfast to better appreciate a late lunch. It’s<br />

certainly not a beach vacation in Mexico, but there are some of us who just like to enjoy things differently.<br />

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