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group Aeon Genesis, and since then<br />

the Gamer’s <strong>Quarter</strong> message board<br />

has rapidly accumulated tales of death<br />

and woe in the mists surrounding Table<br />

Mountain. Here are some stories from the<br />

brave, the doomed, the readers of <strong>The</strong><br />

Gamer’s <strong>Quarter</strong>.<br />

I was at some sort of river-fording, being<br />

swarmed by those little Brownie guys<br />

with arrows. As I made a break for the<br />

exit, one stepped in front of another’s<br />

line of fire and was killed, granting the<br />

shooter a level up. I took another step<br />

and it happened again, turning the cute<br />

little guy into some sort of arrow-firing<br />

tank, which fired and killed me on my<br />

fifth step, dealing 150% of my maximum<br />

HP worth of damage.<br />

–Eric “dark steve” Trageser<br />

I was on level two of the dungeon in the<br />

forest, and I was doing pretty well, except<br />

for the cursed shield I was carrying. I<br />

pretty much thought I was invincible;<br />

those Mamals were like ants beneath<br />

my feet.<br />

Right before the entrance to dungeon<br />

level 3, I stepped on a hidden switch.<br />

Apparently it made a bunch of traps<br />

appear all over the dungeon floor. I was<br />

four steps to the exit, so I thought I would<br />

be okay, but then a spring came up<br />

and launched me to the other side of<br />

the level.<br />

I did make it back to the exit, but I had<br />

fallen asleep a few times with a monster<br />

hitting me, got my food rotten, had three<br />

boulders fall on me, and right before I<br />

got to the exit I was told that some gas<br />

switch was triggered and “everything<br />

looks weird!” I didn’t think much of it<br />

(previous trap locations looked like<br />

flowers) because I thought it would wear<br />

off when I got to the next floor.<br />

It didn’t, but I didn’t realize that at first.<br />

I went to floor 3, saw a group of (what<br />

I thought were!) three girls, and soon<br />

found out that the arrows they were firing<br />

were hitting me. I turned to attack them<br />

but by the time I finished up on the first<br />

and was heading to the second “girl,”<br />

I was dead. So the lesson here is that<br />

women are very dangerous<br />

monsters indeed.<br />

–Christopher “TOLLMASTER” Bruso<br />

Death on floor 25.<br />

Literally, I was killed by Death on floor<br />

25. Three of them. Just as well I guess, I<br />

was at 4% satiation and out of anything<br />

particularly useful.<br />

My partner [O-Ryu, a blinding witch]<br />

got separated and was killed somewhere<br />

in the mines, and for the last 8 floors<br />

or so I had been moving for the exits<br />

as quickly as possible. Once I hit 25,<br />

however, which is a system of wooden<br />

bridges over a ravine, there was no more<br />

running. Death flies through “walls”<br />

(over open space, but same thing here)<br />

and moves at double speed. Scrolls were<br />

ineffective, as they’re limited by room,<br />

and though I managed to disable 2 or 3 of<br />

them with a well-placed Confuse, it didn’t<br />

take long for a fresh group to zero in.<br />

Utterly hopeless.<br />

–Eric “dark steve” Trageser<br />

This stupid death is actually O-Ryu’s.<br />

Stepping into the marsh surrounding<br />

Table Mountain, I was quickly surrounded<br />

by an Absorber Larva and a Sabre Gator,<br />

who were taking turns bapping me. Being<br />

the quick-witted person she is, O-Ryu<br />

blinded the Gator. I took a step back, and<br />

the Absorber followed me—right in front<br />

of the Gator. <strong>The</strong> blind Gator attacked<br />

what was in front of it, and the Absorber<br />

went splat. Earning the Gator a level up.<br />

Unable to see, the beast lumbered<br />

about looking for something to kill. And<br />

O-Ryu, bless her sweet heart, gave it a<br />

smack. <strong>The</strong> creature turned to her, claws<br />

lifted.<br />

Splat.<br />

–Ancil “dessgeega” Anthropy<br />

Once, as I was wandering around in the<br />

mines, I came across a lost little girl<br />

named Surara. Being the gentleman that<br />

I am, I agreed to escort this girl home. As<br />

we traversed the mines, we came across<br />

an enemy I’ve never encountered before,<br />

a Flame Priest. I put the girl behind me<br />

and struck the demon with my sword<br />

twice. Sadly, it counter-attacked, and<br />

my heavy shield could not withstand its<br />

blows. As a last-minute effort, I tossed<br />

my only “Genocide” scroll I crafted from a<br />

blank piece of paper and a suggestion by<br />

a traveling fortune teller. Unfortunately,<br />

the demon’s flames burnt the scroll<br />

before it hit it and it attacked me again<br />

viciously. I was down to my last legs so I<br />

tried once more to strike the demon, and<br />

then it happened. <strong>The</strong> little girl, in a fit of<br />

fear and confusion, punched me. I keeled<br />

over and died.<br />

<strong>The</strong> moral of the story?<br />

Don’t rescue lost little girls�or<br />

something.<br />

–Raphael “sushi_d” Valenzuela<br />

Is hating your brother so bad? Am I really<br />

the other sandal to the pair?<br />

I was getting hungry on the 6th level<br />

and ate a rice ball. <strong>The</strong>n my brother<br />

started to get hungry and refused to<br />

move until I fed him one. I had no more.<br />

Is it evil to leave him there to die? He<br />

was punching me instead of the enemy,<br />

earlier. I ran into a rice ball later and<br />

threw it at him. I realized that this may<br />

not have been the best idea because he<br />

died shortly thereafter, and I was left to<br />

wander the woods hungry.<br />

I have not seen Summit Town in<br />

a long time.<br />

–Matthew “ShaperMC” Williamson<br />

40 <strong>The</strong> Gamer’s <strong>Quarter</strong> <strong>Issue</strong> <strong>#6</strong><br />

Death in the Impasse Valley<br />

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