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group Aeon Genesis, and since then<br />
the Gamer’s <strong>Quarter</strong> message board<br />
has rapidly accumulated tales of death<br />
and woe in the mists surrounding Table<br />
Mountain. Here are some stories from the<br />
brave, the doomed, the readers of <strong>The</strong><br />
Gamer’s <strong>Quarter</strong>.<br />
I was at some sort of river-fording, being<br />
swarmed by those little Brownie guys<br />
with arrows. As I made a break for the<br />
exit, one stepped in front of another’s<br />
line of fire and was killed, granting the<br />
shooter a level up. I took another step<br />
and it happened again, turning the cute<br />
little guy into some sort of arrow-firing<br />
tank, which fired and killed me on my<br />
fifth step, dealing 150% of my maximum<br />
HP worth of damage.<br />
–Eric “dark steve” Trageser<br />
I was on level two of the dungeon in the<br />
forest, and I was doing pretty well, except<br />
for the cursed shield I was carrying. I<br />
pretty much thought I was invincible;<br />
those Mamals were like ants beneath<br />
my feet.<br />
Right before the entrance to dungeon<br />
level 3, I stepped on a hidden switch.<br />
Apparently it made a bunch of traps<br />
appear all over the dungeon floor. I was<br />
four steps to the exit, so I thought I would<br />
be okay, but then a spring came up<br />
and launched me to the other side of<br />
the level.<br />
I did make it back to the exit, but I had<br />
fallen asleep a few times with a monster<br />
hitting me, got my food rotten, had three<br />
boulders fall on me, and right before I<br />
got to the exit I was told that some gas<br />
switch was triggered and “everything<br />
looks weird!” I didn’t think much of it<br />
(previous trap locations looked like<br />
flowers) because I thought it would wear<br />
off when I got to the next floor.<br />
It didn’t, but I didn’t realize that at first.<br />
I went to floor 3, saw a group of (what<br />
I thought were!) three girls, and soon<br />
found out that the arrows they were firing<br />
were hitting me. I turned to attack them<br />
but by the time I finished up on the first<br />
and was heading to the second “girl,”<br />
I was dead. So the lesson here is that<br />
women are very dangerous<br />
monsters indeed.<br />
–Christopher “TOLLMASTER” Bruso<br />
Death on floor 25.<br />
Literally, I was killed by Death on floor<br />
25. Three of them. Just as well I guess, I<br />
was at 4% satiation and out of anything<br />
particularly useful.<br />
My partner [O-Ryu, a blinding witch]<br />
got separated and was killed somewhere<br />
in the mines, and for the last 8 floors<br />
or so I had been moving for the exits<br />
as quickly as possible. Once I hit 25,<br />
however, which is a system of wooden<br />
bridges over a ravine, there was no more<br />
running. Death flies through “walls”<br />
(over open space, but same thing here)<br />
and moves at double speed. Scrolls were<br />
ineffective, as they’re limited by room,<br />
and though I managed to disable 2 or 3 of<br />
them with a well-placed Confuse, it didn’t<br />
take long for a fresh group to zero in.<br />
Utterly hopeless.<br />
–Eric “dark steve” Trageser<br />
This stupid death is actually O-Ryu’s.<br />
Stepping into the marsh surrounding<br />
Table Mountain, I was quickly surrounded<br />
by an Absorber Larva and a Sabre Gator,<br />
who were taking turns bapping me. Being<br />
the quick-witted person she is, O-Ryu<br />
blinded the Gator. I took a step back, and<br />
the Absorber followed me—right in front<br />
of the Gator. <strong>The</strong> blind Gator attacked<br />
what was in front of it, and the Absorber<br />
went splat. Earning the Gator a level up.<br />
Unable to see, the beast lumbered<br />
about looking for something to kill. And<br />
O-Ryu, bless her sweet heart, gave it a<br />
smack. <strong>The</strong> creature turned to her, claws<br />
lifted.<br />
Splat.<br />
–Ancil “dessgeega” Anthropy<br />
Once, as I was wandering around in the<br />
mines, I came across a lost little girl<br />
named Surara. Being the gentleman that<br />
I am, I agreed to escort this girl home. As<br />
we traversed the mines, we came across<br />
an enemy I’ve never encountered before,<br />
a Flame Priest. I put the girl behind me<br />
and struck the demon with my sword<br />
twice. Sadly, it counter-attacked, and<br />
my heavy shield could not withstand its<br />
blows. As a last-minute effort, I tossed<br />
my only “Genocide” scroll I crafted from a<br />
blank piece of paper and a suggestion by<br />
a traveling fortune teller. Unfortunately,<br />
the demon’s flames burnt the scroll<br />
before it hit it and it attacked me again<br />
viciously. I was down to my last legs so I<br />
tried once more to strike the demon, and<br />
then it happened. <strong>The</strong> little girl, in a fit of<br />
fear and confusion, punched me. I keeled<br />
over and died.<br />
<strong>The</strong> moral of the story?<br />
Don’t rescue lost little girls�or<br />
something.<br />
–Raphael “sushi_d” Valenzuela<br />
Is hating your brother so bad? Am I really<br />
the other sandal to the pair?<br />
I was getting hungry on the 6th level<br />
and ate a rice ball. <strong>The</strong>n my brother<br />
started to get hungry and refused to<br />
move until I fed him one. I had no more.<br />
Is it evil to leave him there to die? He<br />
was punching me instead of the enemy,<br />
earlier. I ran into a rice ball later and<br />
threw it at him. I realized that this may<br />
not have been the best idea because he<br />
died shortly thereafter, and I was left to<br />
wander the woods hungry.<br />
I have not seen Summit Town in<br />
a long time.<br />
–Matthew “ShaperMC” Williamson<br />
40 <strong>The</strong> Gamer’s <strong>Quarter</strong> <strong>Issue</strong> <strong>#6</strong><br />
Death in the Impasse Valley<br />
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