Races of the Dragon.pdf - The Techno Jesus
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CHAPTER 3<br />
KOBOLDS<br />
42<br />
Illus. by B. Hagan<br />
kobold trapmaker. <strong>The</strong>se creatures revel in <strong>the</strong> intricacies<br />
<strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir inventions. Kobolds rarely indulge in creativity over<br />
function, but exceptions are made for a cunning trap.<br />
One-upmanship is definitely present among kobold<br />
trapmakers. <strong>The</strong>y find ingenious ways to incorporate<br />
bizarre spells, technological advances, and unexpected<br />
twists into <strong>the</strong>ir traps. In fact, <strong>the</strong> inventive ways in<br />
which kobolds defend <strong>the</strong>ir lairs compares favorably to<br />
<strong>the</strong> technological and magical marvels created by <strong>the</strong>ir<br />
hated foes, <strong>the</strong> gnomes.<br />
Kobolds take great pride in designing <strong>the</strong>ir warrens.<br />
Digging a labyrinth or a mine is no <strong>of</strong>fhand matter, with<br />
careful planning <strong>of</strong> a layout taking place before<br />
excavation begins. To aid in this process,<br />
kobolds use divination magic to identify<br />
<strong>the</strong> location <strong>of</strong> large ore or<br />
precious stone deposits before a<br />
single shaft is dug. Whenever<br />
possible, kobolds leave no<br />
part <strong>of</strong> mine construction<br />
to guesswork, allowing<br />
<strong>the</strong>m to concentrate on<br />
both functionality and<br />
appearance.<br />
One part <strong>of</strong> every kobold<br />
lair is reserved for<br />
historical depictions<br />
<strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> tribe’s mythic<br />
genesis, including all <strong>the</strong><br />
diffi culties encountered<br />
and overcome. Because<br />
personal dwellings are also<br />
mined, every family is expected<br />
to hew out space for itself, which<br />
it similarly engraves and inlays<br />
with symbols <strong>of</strong> events signifi -<br />
cant to its history.<br />
Kobolds’ craftsmanship <strong>of</strong> everyday<br />
objects is nei<strong>the</strong>r crude nor<br />
exceptional. <strong>The</strong>y excel at making<br />
useful objects ra<strong>the</strong>r than beautiful artworks. <strong>The</strong> only<br />
time kobolds invest any extra effort into <strong>the</strong>ir craftsmanship<br />
(aside from mine layouts and trapmaking) is for<br />
jewelry.<br />
Kobolds love jewelry, and individuals can be exceedingly<br />
particular in <strong>the</strong>ir tastes. Such jewelry is <strong>of</strong>ten<br />
crafted from an exotic array <strong>of</strong> colored metals, ei<strong>the</strong>r<br />
mined from veins <strong>of</strong> rare ore or using different minerals<br />
smelted toge<strong>the</strong>r to create new and unique amalgams.<br />
Kobolds are more than a little materialistic when it comes<br />
to accumulating baubles and trinkets, not unlike dragons<br />
and <strong>the</strong>ir hoards.<br />
Although far less common than sorcerers, kobold<br />
bards are also valuable members <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> tribe, acting as<br />
<strong>the</strong> keepers <strong>of</strong> lore. Kobolds rarely sing, so kobold bards<br />
are masters <strong>of</strong> various percussion and wind instruments.<br />
Percussion provides a rhythm for work and can be used<br />
to send messages over distances. Wind instruments<br />
can also sound across expanses, but some can serve<br />
to calm <strong>the</strong> mind and provide a soothing background<br />
for workers.<br />
A kobold trapmaker is regarded as an artist<br />
by her fellow tribe members<br />
MAGIC AND TECHNOLOGY<br />
“You don’t know what hard work is until you’ve seen a kobold<br />
mine in full swing.”<br />
—Morent Wolfstone, dwarf adventurer,<br />
head <strong>of</strong> clan mining<br />
On a <strong>the</strong>oretical level, kobolds draw very little distinction<br />
between magic and technology. <strong>The</strong>y use muscle and<br />
tools to move and shape <strong>the</strong>ir surroundings and to defend<br />
<strong>the</strong>mselves, and <strong>the</strong>y use magic to do <strong>the</strong> same. Magic and<br />
technology are complementary<br />
disciplines with practical applications.<br />
No wise kobold leader<br />
fails to invest in both.<br />
Kobolds are a hardworking<br />
race, easily rivaling dwarves for<br />
productivity. What <strong>the</strong>y lack in<br />
physical strength, <strong>the</strong>y more<br />
than make up for with numbers.<br />
Kobold labor forces are<br />
a marvel to behold. When<br />
fast at work, kobolds function<br />
like a hive <strong>of</strong> ants. Despite<br />
<strong>the</strong> swarming masses <strong>of</strong> bodies<br />
devoted to one task, <strong>the</strong>y<br />
rarely trip over each o<strong>the</strong>r,<br />
instinctively knowing where<br />
to apply <strong>the</strong>ir help most effi -<br />
ciently, using <strong>the</strong>ir tails to help<br />
avoid collisions.<br />
This work ethic permeates<br />
every level <strong>of</strong> magical and technological<br />
advancement in kobold<br />
society. From planning to execution,<br />
kobolds work competently<br />
and with amazing speed.<br />
Alchemy is known to kobolds.<br />
<strong>The</strong>ir most widespread invention is<br />
a domestic one, a time-honored creation<br />
known as bitterleaf oil (see page<br />
122). Adult kobolds use this concoction to keep <strong>the</strong>ir scales<br />
healthy and shiny (with <strong>the</strong> additional benefi t <strong>of</strong> delaying<br />
periodic shedding, as mentioned earlier). Bitterleaf oil also<br />
comes in handy for healing purposes, minimizing scarring<br />
from minor wounds. Kobold miners, who endure daily cuts<br />
and bruises, appreciate this substance immensely.<br />
Curiously, kobolds have a near-fatalistic attraction for<br />
volatile chemicals. When dense stones obstruct mining,<br />
kobolds reduce <strong>the</strong>m to rubble with explosives <strong>the</strong>y call<br />
di<strong>the</strong>rbombs (see page 122). Di<strong>the</strong>rbombs are also used in<br />
war and in trapmaking.<br />
SEARCHING FOR THE DRAGON<br />
At <strong>the</strong> start <strong>of</strong> every day, before <strong>the</strong> work <strong>of</strong> mining<br />
begins, <strong>the</strong> entire tribe comes toge<strong>the</strong>r in a large, usually<br />
rough-hewn and unfi nished community hall. Each kobold<br />
chooses a place on <strong>the</strong> fl oor, closes his or her eyes, and casts<br />
<strong>the</strong> mind inward, embracing <strong>the</strong> wellspring <strong>of</strong> kobold<br />
heritage. <strong>The</strong> silence and stillness <strong>of</strong> a tribal meditation is<br />
awe-inspiring. One can hear drafts blowing in <strong>the</strong> empty<br />
tunnels and an unattended fi re crackling in <strong>the</strong> distance.