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CHAPTER 3<br />

KOBOLDS<br />

42<br />

Illus. by B. Hagan<br />

kobold trapmaker. <strong>The</strong>se creatures revel in <strong>the</strong> intricacies<br />

<strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir inventions. Kobolds rarely indulge in creativity over<br />

function, but exceptions are made for a cunning trap.<br />

One-upmanship is definitely present among kobold<br />

trapmakers. <strong>The</strong>y find ingenious ways to incorporate<br />

bizarre spells, technological advances, and unexpected<br />

twists into <strong>the</strong>ir traps. In fact, <strong>the</strong> inventive ways in<br />

which kobolds defend <strong>the</strong>ir lairs compares favorably to<br />

<strong>the</strong> technological and magical marvels created by <strong>the</strong>ir<br />

hated foes, <strong>the</strong> gnomes.<br />

Kobolds take great pride in designing <strong>the</strong>ir warrens.<br />

Digging a labyrinth or a mine is no <strong>of</strong>fhand matter, with<br />

careful planning <strong>of</strong> a layout taking place before<br />

excavation begins. To aid in this process,<br />

kobolds use divination magic to identify<br />

<strong>the</strong> location <strong>of</strong> large ore or<br />

precious stone deposits before a<br />

single shaft is dug. Whenever<br />

possible, kobolds leave no<br />

part <strong>of</strong> mine construction<br />

to guesswork, allowing<br />

<strong>the</strong>m to concentrate on<br />

both functionality and<br />

appearance.<br />

One part <strong>of</strong> every kobold<br />

lair is reserved for<br />

historical depictions<br />

<strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> tribe’s mythic<br />

genesis, including all <strong>the</strong><br />

diffi culties encountered<br />

and overcome. Because<br />

personal dwellings are also<br />

mined, every family is expected<br />

to hew out space for itself, which<br />

it similarly engraves and inlays<br />

with symbols <strong>of</strong> events signifi -<br />

cant to its history.<br />

Kobolds’ craftsmanship <strong>of</strong> everyday<br />

objects is nei<strong>the</strong>r crude nor<br />

exceptional. <strong>The</strong>y excel at making<br />

useful objects ra<strong>the</strong>r than beautiful artworks. <strong>The</strong> only<br />

time kobolds invest any extra effort into <strong>the</strong>ir craftsmanship<br />

(aside from mine layouts and trapmaking) is for<br />

jewelry.<br />

Kobolds love jewelry, and individuals can be exceedingly<br />

particular in <strong>the</strong>ir tastes. Such jewelry is <strong>of</strong>ten<br />

crafted from an exotic array <strong>of</strong> colored metals, ei<strong>the</strong>r<br />

mined from veins <strong>of</strong> rare ore or using different minerals<br />

smelted toge<strong>the</strong>r to create new and unique amalgams.<br />

Kobolds are more than a little materialistic when it comes<br />

to accumulating baubles and trinkets, not unlike dragons<br />

and <strong>the</strong>ir hoards.<br />

Although far less common than sorcerers, kobold<br />

bards are also valuable members <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> tribe, acting as<br />

<strong>the</strong> keepers <strong>of</strong> lore. Kobolds rarely sing, so kobold bards<br />

are masters <strong>of</strong> various percussion and wind instruments.<br />

Percussion provides a rhythm for work and can be used<br />

to send messages over distances. Wind instruments<br />

can also sound across expanses, but some can serve<br />

to calm <strong>the</strong> mind and provide a soothing background<br />

for workers.<br />

A kobold trapmaker is regarded as an artist<br />

by her fellow tribe members<br />

MAGIC AND TECHNOLOGY<br />

“You don’t know what hard work is until you’ve seen a kobold<br />

mine in full swing.”<br />

—Morent Wolfstone, dwarf adventurer,<br />

head <strong>of</strong> clan mining<br />

On a <strong>the</strong>oretical level, kobolds draw very little distinction<br />

between magic and technology. <strong>The</strong>y use muscle and<br />

tools to move and shape <strong>the</strong>ir surroundings and to defend<br />

<strong>the</strong>mselves, and <strong>the</strong>y use magic to do <strong>the</strong> same. Magic and<br />

technology are complementary<br />

disciplines with practical applications.<br />

No wise kobold leader<br />

fails to invest in both.<br />

Kobolds are a hardworking<br />

race, easily rivaling dwarves for<br />

productivity. What <strong>the</strong>y lack in<br />

physical strength, <strong>the</strong>y more<br />

than make up for with numbers.<br />

Kobold labor forces are<br />

a marvel to behold. When<br />

fast at work, kobolds function<br />

like a hive <strong>of</strong> ants. Despite<br />

<strong>the</strong> swarming masses <strong>of</strong> bodies<br />

devoted to one task, <strong>the</strong>y<br />

rarely trip over each o<strong>the</strong>r,<br />

instinctively knowing where<br />

to apply <strong>the</strong>ir help most effi -<br />

ciently, using <strong>the</strong>ir tails to help<br />

avoid collisions.<br />

This work ethic permeates<br />

every level <strong>of</strong> magical and technological<br />

advancement in kobold<br />

society. From planning to execution,<br />

kobolds work competently<br />

and with amazing speed.<br />

Alchemy is known to kobolds.<br />

<strong>The</strong>ir most widespread invention is<br />

a domestic one, a time-honored creation<br />

known as bitterleaf oil (see page<br />

122). Adult kobolds use this concoction to keep <strong>the</strong>ir scales<br />

healthy and shiny (with <strong>the</strong> additional benefi t <strong>of</strong> delaying<br />

periodic shedding, as mentioned earlier). Bitterleaf oil also<br />

comes in handy for healing purposes, minimizing scarring<br />

from minor wounds. Kobold miners, who endure daily cuts<br />

and bruises, appreciate this substance immensely.<br />

Curiously, kobolds have a near-fatalistic attraction for<br />

volatile chemicals. When dense stones obstruct mining,<br />

kobolds reduce <strong>the</strong>m to rubble with explosives <strong>the</strong>y call<br />

di<strong>the</strong>rbombs (see page 122). Di<strong>the</strong>rbombs are also used in<br />

war and in trapmaking.<br />

SEARCHING FOR THE DRAGON<br />

At <strong>the</strong> start <strong>of</strong> every day, before <strong>the</strong> work <strong>of</strong> mining<br />

begins, <strong>the</strong> entire tribe comes toge<strong>the</strong>r in a large, usually<br />

rough-hewn and unfi nished community hall. Each kobold<br />

chooses a place on <strong>the</strong> fl oor, closes his or her eyes, and casts<br />

<strong>the</strong> mind inward, embracing <strong>the</strong> wellspring <strong>of</strong> kobold<br />

heritage. <strong>The</strong> silence and stillness <strong>of</strong> a tribal meditation is<br />

awe-inspiring. One can hear drafts blowing in <strong>the</strong> empty<br />

tunnels and an unattended fi re crackling in <strong>the</strong> distance.

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