Red Wheelbarrow 2008 text FINAL REVISED.indd - De Anza College
Red Wheelbarrow 2008 text FINAL REVISED.indd - De Anza College
Red Wheelbarrow 2008 text FINAL REVISED.indd - De Anza College
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Candyland | Jerome Duffy<br />
What if snoop doggy dogg played lord licorice?<br />
Would candy land become ghetto and more niggerish<br />
I mean king candy would be Russell Simmons<br />
And queen frostene would be Christina million<br />
If it were up to me Grandma Nutt would be<br />
My granny so nobody could ever fuck with me<br />
Money mike would play a pimp named Mr. Mint<br />
Ashanti would be a jolly princess loly<br />
Stepping stones made of gumdrops<br />
A sea of lemonade with a candy cane boat<br />
So we could get across the chocolate pudding moat<br />
My hands got ring pops on every finger<br />
Push pop dildos, marshmallow pillows<br />
We could climb ice cream mountain to reach the kool laid fountain<br />
Oompa loompa po-pos with Hasbro logos<br />
Guard the pyramid of graham crackers<br />
The farm raises animal crackers<br />
The see is filled with gummy sharks the forest has gummy bears<br />
Gummy worms live in the cocoa soil which has cookie dough layers<br />
Cotton candy clouds cry tears of Capri sun<br />
Instead of weed niggas smoke peppermint leaves<br />
Instead of crack niggas be slangin’ pop rocks<br />
And bazooka joe lives down the street from the wonka wash<br />
Instead of oil and gas we use fizzy lifting drinks<br />
Our feces is fudge the sewer doesn’t stink<br />
Tooth decay is good in the candy land hood<br />
Instead of grills with gold we wear grills with mold<br />
Childhood obesity is population control<br />
Instead of reading it they slide down the skittles rainbow<br />
When I turned 20 I was said to be OG//<br />
Cuz most kids die of betes mostly//<br />
Half the women are fat chicks the other half we call plastics//<br />
With wax tits, kissing niggas with wax lips//<br />
We use jawbreakers for bowling and playing pool//<br />
Job placement at Charlie’s factory nobody stays in school//<br />
Bubblegum dodge balls and baby bottle pops//<br />
Fruit roll up condoms and Twinkie bus stops//<br />
Hey where’s the cream feeling?//<br />
Go as the strippers shakin laffy taffy thongs to hyphy and krunk songs//<br />
Rainbow magic on Recess teleport pads//<br />
Transport tourist into candyland//<br />
14 | <strong>Red</strong> <strong>Wheelbarrow</strong>
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