VOL. 68, NO. 2 - AAFI-AFICS, Geneva - UNOG
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OF CABBAGES AND KINGS<br />
Go Global and Bust<br />
When I was young, I felt it my duty to worry about the whole world , not just about my own neighbourhood. I<br />
was concerned about Patagonia (not quite sure where and what it was) and the floods that had taken place<br />
in Hokkaido rather than the local garbage collection system or the potholes in the road.<br />
I remember seeing a play in Bombay in the early ‘forties. It was about a small town where the resident<br />
intellectual who could read and actually possessed a radio, was always urging his fellow inhabitants to worry<br />
about Poland – he pronounced this with the accent on the second syllable: PoLAAAAND. The play was in<br />
Urdu by Khwaja Ahmed Abbas, a popular columnist; I had adopted him as a friend, guide and mentor,<br />
whether he liked it or not. I remember his frequent admonitions: Forget the fancy phrases. Facts and more<br />
facts is what you want not airy-fairy phrases.<br />
Where was I? Oh yes, following world news and worrying about distant lands. So I read the newspapers<br />
every day and felt satisfied that I was doing my duty as a citizen of the world. It wasn’t just the cricket scores<br />
that I read, oh no. I read about revolutions in tiny countries I had never heard of; changes of government in<br />
others; earthquakes in still others.<br />
I was cured of my addiction to newspapers in one fell swoop. It came about in the following fashion. On the<br />
way home one evening, I stopped at a small grocer’s shop (no supermarkets in those days) . There was a<br />
pile of newspapers at the check-out counter. I added one to my shopping basket. As was my devoted wont, I<br />
read it cover to cover: new conflict in Eritrea, revolution in the Coco Islands, earthquake in Ecuador. And<br />
then, by accident, I noticed the date and saw to my amazement that the paper was six months old.<br />
Obviously it had been kept on the counter to wrap up vegetables and such.<br />
I was shocked. How could I save the world if I couldn’t tell May from December? What price having read<br />
about the conflict in Eritrea and the revolution in the Coco Islands if I was six months off without realising it? I<br />
began to pay more attention to local news such as why the powers that be were messing around with our<br />
bus route rather than revolutions in the Coco Islands.<br />
And now, fifty years later, along came a crisis that would let me undertake both duties – world wide and local<br />
- in one stroke. The decisions made this weekend will shape our lives for years to come, screamed one<br />
headline. It was obviously my duty to find out all about these decisions. Of course, by the time you read this,<br />
all will be over and no doubt we will be well into the next crisis. No matter, one must begin somewhere, so I<br />
plunged into my studies of the crisis of the day, the global financial crisis.<br />
Shall I share the expertise I acquired with you? I may be a bit wrong here and there but basically I’ve got it<br />
clear. The quotes are from real experts who flaunted Ph,D after their name and hit the headlines. Well, the<br />
first thing to learn was that the crisis was due to greedy and reckless financiers. Some respectable writers<br />
worded this differently: it was due to high default rates of sub-prime mortgages. What on earth does that<br />
mean? you will ask. In fact it means: greedy and reckless financiers.’<br />
These greedy and reckless financiers are the people we read about: flitting around in their private jets,<br />
spending weekends in luxury homes in the Caribbean or in luxury chalets in the Alps, driving – or rather<br />
being driven – around in Rolls Royces, throwing parties for a hundred people in classy hotels, and so on.<br />
You get the picture. Actually, though I am not going to admit it, I rather envy these people; I think I would<br />
make a very fine greedy and reckless financier.<br />
But life is earnest, life is real; it cannot be lived in castles in the air – or luxury chalets in the Alps. What was<br />
the crisis doing to my money? What was happening to my pension? I made inquiries. The Bank assured me<br />
that though all the financial institutions of the world were in collapse mode, my investments were all right.<br />
The Pension Fund assured me that though most pension funds were in despair, ours was all right. In short, I<br />
was all right.<br />
With all the studies I’ve made, I have become an expert and I would like to share my expertise with you. The<br />
quickest way of doing this would be for me to give you a selection of headlines and important passages from<br />
the newspapers. Here they are; read them and you will also be an expert.<br />
Markets plunge, but it could have been even worse.<br />
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