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BERITA KAMPUS SELASA 2 SEPTEMBER 2008<br />
Flies<br />
A husband said to his wife, “It’s a good thing you got that flyswatter the<br />
other day. I got four flies today. One was a male and the others were<br />
females.”<br />
Curious, his wife asked, “How can you tell if they were male or female.”<br />
“Easy,” the husband answered. “One was on a can of beer and the other<br />
three were on the phone.”<br />
Sudut Santai B K 19<br />
LAZY SON<br />
One morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.<br />
Mother: “Wake up, it’s time to go to school!”<br />
Son: “But Mom, I don’t want to go.”<br />
Mother: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to<br />
go.”<br />
Son: “Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers<br />
hate me, too!”<br />
Mother: “Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school.<br />
Come on now and get ready!”<br />
Son: “Give me two reasons why I should go to school.”<br />
Mother: “Well, for one, you’re 52 years old.<br />
And for another, you’re the Principal!”
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