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<strong>TEYXOS</strong> <strong><strong>17</strong>2</strong> 3/<strong>17</strong>/<strong>09</strong> <strong>11</strong>:14 <strong>AM</strong> <strong>Page</strong> 61<br />

Τ<strong>α</strong> πρόσωπ<strong>α</strong> κ<strong>α</strong>ι τ<strong>α</strong> πράγ<strong>μ</strong><strong>α</strong>τ<strong>α</strong><br />

<strong>α</strong><strong>α</strong>πό το Ν<strong>ε</strong>ο<strong>ε</strong>λληνικό Σ<strong>α</strong>τιρικό Λ<strong>ε</strong>ξικό<br />

Β<strong>α</strong>ρβάτος. Κάθ<strong>ε</strong> άντρ<strong>α</strong>ς του οποίου οι όρχ<strong>ε</strong>ις<br />

<strong>α</strong>ποτ<strong>ε</strong>λούν <strong>α</strong>ν<strong>ε</strong>ξάντλητ<strong>α</strong> κοιτάσ<strong>μ</strong><strong>α</strong>τ<strong>α</strong><br />

τ<strong>ε</strong>στοστ<strong>ε</strong>ρόνης. Προκ<strong>ε</strong>ι<strong>μ</strong>ένου ν<strong>α</strong> <strong>ε</strong>λέγξ<strong>ε</strong>ι, ο<br />

β<strong>α</strong>ρβάτος, την οσ<strong>μ</strong>ή της δυσώδους β<strong>α</strong>ρβ<strong>α</strong>τίλ<strong>α</strong>ς,<br />

κ<strong>α</strong>τ<strong>α</strong>ν<strong>α</strong>λών<strong>ε</strong>ι πολλές τσίχλ<strong>ε</strong>ς κ<strong>α</strong>ι κ<strong>α</strong>ρ<strong>α</strong><strong>μ</strong>έλ<strong>ε</strong>ς<br />

<strong>μ</strong>έντ<strong>α</strong>ς, <strong>ε</strong>ξ ου κ<strong>α</strong>ι η φράση κλάν<strong>ε</strong>ι<br />

<strong>μ</strong>έντ<strong>ε</strong>ς.<br />

Γ<strong>ε</strong>ωργιάδης, Άδωνις. Έλλην<strong>α</strong>ς β<strong>α</strong>ριάς κ<strong>α</strong>τ<strong>α</strong>στάσ<strong>ε</strong>ως,<br />

νοσηλ<strong>ε</strong>υό<strong>μ</strong><strong>ε</strong>νος <strong>α</strong>πό <strong>μ</strong>ωρό σ<strong>ε</strong><br />

ΜΕΘ (Μονάδ<strong>α</strong> Εθνικής Θ<strong>ε</strong>ρ<strong>α</strong>π<strong>ε</strong>ί<strong>α</strong>ς). Φ<strong>α</strong>ν<strong>α</strong>τικός<br />

οπ<strong>α</strong>δός τής δη<strong>μ</strong>οκρ<strong>α</strong>τί<strong>α</strong>ς τύπου κολάν<br />

(στ<strong>ε</strong>νής). Εκδίδ<strong>ε</strong>ι συστη<strong>μ</strong><strong>α</strong>τικά τούς<br />

<strong>α</strong>ρχ<strong>α</strong>ίους Έλλην<strong>ε</strong>ς: Δέκ<strong>α</strong> <strong>ε</strong>κ<strong>α</strong>το<strong>μ</strong><strong>μ</strong>ύρι<strong>α</strong><br />

<strong>α</strong>πόγονοί τους σ’ <strong>α</strong>υτή τη χώρ<strong>α</strong> κ<strong>α</strong>ι κ<strong>α</strong>ν<strong>ε</strong>ίς<br />

δ<strong>ε</strong>ν δι<strong>α</strong><strong>μ</strong><strong>α</strong>ρτύρ<strong>ε</strong>τ<strong>α</strong>ι!<br />

Δι<strong>α</strong>φή<strong>μ</strong>ιση. Η δι<strong>α</strong>δικ<strong>α</strong>σί<strong>α</strong> <strong>ε</strong>πικοινωνί<strong>α</strong>ς<br />

κ<strong>α</strong>ι προβολής, <strong>μ</strong>έσω τής οποί<strong>α</strong>ς έν<strong>α</strong> προϊόν<br />

π<strong>α</strong>ρουσιάζ<strong>ε</strong>τ<strong>α</strong>ι έτσι <strong>α</strong>κριβώς όπως δ<strong>ε</strong>ν<br />

<strong>ε</strong>ίν<strong>α</strong>ι, σ<strong>ε</strong> συνθήκ<strong>ε</strong>ς που δ<strong>ε</strong>ν υφίστ<strong>α</strong>ντ<strong>α</strong>ι,<br />

γι<strong>α</strong> ν<strong>α</strong> κ<strong>α</strong>λύψ<strong>ε</strong>ι <strong>α</strong>νάγκ<strong>ε</strong>ς τού κ<strong>α</strong>τ<strong>α</strong>ν<strong>α</strong>λωτή<br />

που <strong>ε</strong>ίτ<strong>ε</strong> δ<strong>ε</strong>ν υπάρχουν <strong>ε</strong>ίτ<strong>ε</strong> δ<strong>ε</strong>ν τις κ<strong>α</strong>λύπτ<strong>ε</strong>ι.<br />

Κ<strong>α</strong>ρ<strong>α</strong>τζ<strong>α</strong>φέρη, Αδ<strong>ε</strong>λφοί. Ο Γιώργος Κ<strong>α</strong>ρ<strong>α</strong>τζ<strong>α</strong>φέρης<br />

πολιτικός έχ<strong>ε</strong>ι τον Λ<strong>α</strong>ϊκό Ορθόδοξο<br />

Συν<strong>α</strong>γ<strong>ε</strong>ρ<strong>μ</strong>ό. Ο συν<strong>α</strong>γ<strong>ε</strong>ρ<strong>μ</strong>ός <strong>α</strong>υτός<br />

προστ<strong>α</strong>τ<strong>ε</strong>ύ<strong>ε</strong>ι τόσο τον λ<strong>α</strong>ό, όσο κ<strong>α</strong>ι την ορθοδοξί<strong>α</strong>.<br />

Μόλις χτυπήσ<strong>ε</strong>ι ο συν<strong>α</strong>γ<strong>ε</strong>ρ<strong>μ</strong>ός,<br />

τρέχ<strong>ε</strong>ι ο Σπύρος Κ<strong>α</strong>ρ<strong>α</strong>τζ<strong>α</strong>φέρης ρ<strong>ε</strong>πόρτ<strong>ε</strong>ρ<br />

κ<strong>α</strong>ι συλλ<strong>α</strong><strong>μ</strong>βάν<strong>ε</strong>ι τους κ<strong>α</strong>κούς ι<strong>ε</strong>ράρχ<strong>ε</strong>ς<br />

ξ<strong>ε</strong>βράκωτους ή <strong>μ</strong><strong>ε</strong> τ<strong>α</strong> ροζ <strong>ε</strong>σώρουχ<strong>α</strong> κ<strong>α</strong>ι<br />

τους δι<strong>α</strong>πο<strong>μ</strong>π<strong>ε</strong>ύ<strong>ε</strong>ι.<br />

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Κ<strong>α</strong>ρτέλ γάλ<strong>α</strong>τος. Το γάλ<strong>α</strong> δι<strong>α</strong>κιν<strong>ε</strong>ίτ<strong>α</strong>ι στην<br />

Ελλάδ<strong>α</strong> <strong>α</strong>πό κ<strong>α</strong>ρτέλ, όπως η κοκ<strong>α</strong>ΐνη στην<br />

Κολο<strong>μ</strong>βί<strong>α</strong>, κ<strong>α</strong>ι στις ίδι<strong>ε</strong>ς τι<strong>μ</strong>ές. Κ<strong>α</strong>θέν<strong>α</strong>ς<br />

στο <strong>ε</strong>ίδος του.<br />

Κουλούρης, Κί<strong>μ</strong>ων. Κολο-SOS της πολιτικής.<br />

Oh, by the way, <strong>μ</strong>πήκ<strong>ε</strong> στην πολιτική<br />

by accident , <strong>α</strong>λλά έ<strong>μ</strong><strong>ε</strong>ιν<strong>ε</strong> κ<strong>α</strong>ι πρόκοψ<strong>ε</strong>. Κι<br />

<strong>α</strong>υτό <strong>ε</strong>ίν<strong>α</strong>ι το πρ<strong>α</strong>γ<strong>μ</strong><strong>α</strong>τικό accident. Εκπροσωπ<strong>ε</strong>ί<br />

το Π<strong>α</strong>ΣοΚ του π<strong>α</strong>ρ<strong>ε</strong>λθόντος,<br />

του π<strong>α</strong>ρόντος κ<strong>α</strong>ι του <strong>μ</strong>έλλοντος όπως, <strong>ε</strong>πίσης,<br />

κ<strong>α</strong>ι το δι<strong>α</strong>πλ<strong>α</strong>νητικό Π<strong>α</strong>ΣοΚ της Γης<br />

κ<strong>α</strong>ι άλλων πλ<strong>α</strong>νητών, πλ<strong>α</strong>ν<strong>ε</strong>υτών, πλ<strong>α</strong>νόδιων,<br />

πλ<strong>α</strong>νόβιων κ<strong>α</strong>ι πλ<strong>α</strong>ν<strong>ε</strong><strong>μ</strong>ένων. Δι<strong>α</strong>τηρ<strong>ε</strong>ί<br />

<strong>ε</strong>κλογικό κέντρο στο Πλ<strong>α</strong>νητάριο.<br />

Κυκλώ<strong>μ</strong><strong>α</strong>τ<strong>α</strong>. Βρίσκοντ<strong>α</strong>ι <strong>α</strong>ν<strong>ε</strong>πτυγ<strong>μ</strong>έν<strong>α</strong> σ<strong>ε</strong><br />

όλη τη χώρ<strong>α</strong> η οποί<strong>α</strong> <strong>α</strong>ποτ<strong>ε</strong>λ<strong>ε</strong>ί έν<strong>α</strong> σύνολο<br />

κλ<strong>ε</strong>ιστών κυκλω<strong>μ</strong>άτων που βρίθουν πυκνωτών,<br />

<strong>α</strong>ντιστάσ<strong>ε</strong>ων, κ<strong>α</strong>λωδίων κ<strong>α</strong>ι βυσ<strong>μ</strong>άτων.<br />

Είν<strong>α</strong>ι φ<strong>α</strong>ν<strong>ε</strong>ρό ότι χρ<strong>ε</strong>ι<strong>α</strong>ζό<strong>μ</strong><strong>α</strong>στ<strong>ε</strong><br />

ηλ<strong>ε</strong>κτρολόγο κ<strong>α</strong>ι όχι πρωθυπουργό.<br />

Μ<strong>α</strong>κ<strong>ε</strong>δονική δυν<strong>α</strong>στ<strong>ε</strong>ί<strong>α</strong>. Σπουδ<strong>α</strong>ιότ<strong>ε</strong>ρ<strong>α</strong><br />

<strong>μ</strong>έλη τής Μ<strong>α</strong>κ<strong>ε</strong>δονικής δυν<strong>α</strong>στ<strong>ε</strong>ί<strong>α</strong>ς ο Β<strong>α</strong>σίλ<strong>ε</strong>ιος<br />

Β! κ<strong>α</strong>ι ο Β<strong>α</strong>σίλ<strong>ε</strong>ιος Γ! ο Π<strong>α</strong>π<strong>α</strong>γ<strong>ε</strong>ωργόπουλος.<br />

Ο Β<strong>α</strong>σίλ<strong>ε</strong>ιος ο Β! ήτ<strong>α</strong>ν ο Βουλγ<strong>α</strong>ροκτόνος,<br />

ο Β<strong>α</strong>σίλ<strong>ε</strong>ιος ο Γ! <strong>ε</strong>ίν<strong>α</strong>ι <strong>α</strong>πλώς<br />

Εντο<strong>μ</strong>οκτόνος. Οκτώ χρόνι<strong>α</strong> στο δη<strong>μ</strong><strong>α</strong>ρχ<strong>ε</strong>ίο<br />

Θ<strong>ε</strong>σσ<strong>α</strong>λονίκης λέν<strong>ε</strong> ότι χτυπά<strong>ε</strong>ι <strong>μ</strong>ύγ<strong>ε</strong>ς.<br />

Ο πρώτος τύφλωσ<strong>ε</strong> 14.000 <strong>α</strong>ιχ<strong>μ</strong><strong>α</strong>λώτους, ο<br />

δ<strong>ε</strong>ύτ<strong>ε</strong>ρος 140.000 ψηφοφόρους.<br />

ΜΙΧΑΛΗ ΠΙΤΣΙΛΙΔΗ<br />

ΝΕΟΕΛΛΗΝΙΚΟ<br />

ΣΑΤΙΡΙΚΟ ΛΕΞΙΚΟ<br />

ΠΡΟΛΟΓΟΣ: ΝΙΚΟΣ ΔΗΜΟΥ<br />

Πρωθυπουργός. Κληρονο<strong>μ</strong>ικό <strong>α</strong>ξίω<strong>μ</strong><strong>α</strong> που<br />

<strong>α</strong>ντικ<strong>α</strong>τέστησ<strong>ε</strong> το β<strong>α</strong>σιλιά, ο οποίος <strong>α</strong>πο<strong>μ</strong><strong>α</strong>κρύνθηκ<strong>ε</strong><br />

<strong>μ</strong><strong>ε</strong> δη<strong>μ</strong>οψήφισ<strong>μ</strong><strong>α</strong> το 1974.<br />

Από τότ<strong>ε</strong> κ<strong>α</strong>τ<strong>α</strong>δυν<strong>α</strong>στ<strong>ε</strong>ύουν τον τόπο οι<br />

δυν-<strong>α</strong>στ<strong>ε</strong>ί<strong>ε</strong>ς Κ<strong>α</strong>ρ<strong>α</strong><strong>μ</strong><strong>α</strong>νλή του Π<strong>α</strong>χυφρύδη<br />

κ<strong>α</strong>ι Π<strong>α</strong>π<strong>α</strong>νδρέου του Λι<strong>α</strong>νικού. Εν<strong>α</strong>ντίον<br />

τού τυρ<strong>α</strong>ννικού κ<strong>α</strong>θ<strong>ε</strong>στώτος υπήρξ<strong>ε</strong> έν<strong>α</strong><br />

γ<strong>ε</strong>λοίο πρ<strong>α</strong>ξικόπη<strong>μ</strong><strong>α</strong> της πιζά<strong>μ</strong><strong>α</strong>ς, <strong>μ</strong><strong>ε</strong> σκοπό<br />

την <strong>ε</strong>γκ<strong>α</strong>θίδρυση τρίτης δυν<strong>α</strong>στ<strong>ε</strong>ί<strong>α</strong>ς <strong>α</strong>πό<br />

τον Μητσοτάκη των Εισπρ<strong>α</strong>κτόρων κ<strong>α</strong>ι<br />

<strong>μ</strong>ι<strong>α</strong> <strong>ε</strong>πιτυχη<strong>μ</strong>ένη <strong>α</strong>στική <strong>ε</strong>π<strong>α</strong>νάστ<strong>α</strong>ση <strong>α</strong>πό<br />

τον Ση<strong>μ</strong>ίτη τον Ορθολογιστή, την οποί<strong>α</strong> κ<strong>α</strong>τέλυσ<strong>α</strong>ν<br />

κ<strong>α</strong>ι έπνιξ<strong>α</strong>ν στο <strong>α</strong>ί<strong>μ</strong><strong>α</strong>, <strong>μ</strong><strong>ε</strong>τά <strong>α</strong>πό<br />

οκτώ χρόνι<strong>α</strong>, οι διάδοχοι των δυο <strong>μ</strong><strong>ε</strong>γάλων<br />

δυν<strong>α</strong>στ<strong>ε</strong>ιών, Κ<strong>α</strong>ρ<strong>α</strong><strong>μ</strong><strong>α</strong>νλής ο Λιτοδί<strong>α</strong>ιτος<br />

κ<strong>α</strong>ι Π<strong>α</strong>π<strong>α</strong>νδρέου ο Γυ<strong>μ</strong>ν<strong>α</strong>στικός. Η διάδοχος<br />

της δυν<strong>α</strong>στ<strong>ε</strong>ί<strong>α</strong>ς Μητσοτάκη, Ντόρ<strong>α</strong> η<br />

Επιρρ<strong>ε</strong>πής, <strong>ε</strong>ξορίστηκ<strong>ε</strong> <strong>α</strong>ρχικά στην Ι<strong>ε</strong>ρά<br />

Μονή Δή<strong>μ</strong>ου Αθην<strong>α</strong>ίων κ<strong>α</strong>ι <strong>μ</strong><strong>ε</strong>τέπ<strong>ε</strong>ιτ<strong>α</strong> υποχρ<strong>ε</strong>ώθηκ<strong>ε</strong><br />

σ<strong>ε</strong> υπ<strong>ε</strong>ρορί<strong>α</strong> (Υπουργός Εξωτ<strong>ε</strong>ρικών).<br />

Συ<strong>μ</strong>β<strong>α</strong>σιούχος. Ο <strong>ε</strong>ργ<strong>α</strong>ζό<strong>μ</strong><strong>ε</strong>νος που υπογράφ<strong>ε</strong>ι<br />

σύ<strong>μ</strong>β<strong>α</strong>ση ορισ<strong>μ</strong>ένου χρόνου, την<br />

οποί<strong>α</strong> τηρ<strong>ε</strong>ί <strong>α</strong>ορίστως κ<strong>α</strong>ι <strong>α</strong>ν<strong>α</strong>ν<strong>ε</strong>ών<strong>ε</strong>ι<br />

<strong>α</strong>π<strong>ε</strong>ριορίστως. Μοιάζ<strong>ε</strong>ι πολύ <strong>μ</strong><strong>ε</strong> τη <strong>μ</strong>ύγ<strong>α</strong>:<br />

<strong>α</strong>ν <strong>μ</strong>π<strong>ε</strong>ι <strong>μ</strong>έσ<strong>α</strong> στο δω<strong>μ</strong>άτιο, δύσκολ<strong>α</strong> τη<br />

βγάζ<strong>ε</strong>ις έξω.

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