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28 Engelsk Læsestykker Q. Why does Santa have big balls? A. Because he only comes once a year! Q. Why don't KEN and BARBIE have kids? A. Because KEN Cums in a different BOX!
Før du læser denne historie, skal du vide, at den skal læses med en italiensk accent: One day, ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina mor-ning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two pisses toast. She bring me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She says go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She says you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she calls me sonna ma bitch. Later, I go to eat at the bigger restaurant. The waitress bring me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna a fock. She tells me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the tabel. She says you better not fock on the tabel, you sonna ma bitch. So, I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tells me go to the toilet. I say you don't understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk says: "Peace on you!". I say piss on you to, you sonna ma bitch! I gonna back to Italy! Q. What did the cannibal do when he dumped his girlfriend? A. He wiped his ass! Q: What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A: The 1999 Hide and Seek World Champion. 29
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