Fysiktimen

Q: What's the difference between Elvis and smart
blondes?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at
you?
A: Get away from her,that means she has the hand
grenade in her mouth.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange
juice can for two hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: What do you call a smart blond?
A: A Golden Retriever.
A rich business man gets on a plane and sits in 1st
class. A beautiful woman sits down next to him
and they begin to talk.
He explains how rich he is and how many
busines-ses he owns and how busy he is.
Suddenly he begins to talk into the palm of his
hand. When the lady inquires as to what he's
doing, he replies: " I'm so busy that I had a
cellular phone surgically implanted into my hand.
Later, when they land, he asks where she's
staying. She tells him the hotel and he replies that
that is where he is staying and that he would have
his driver to drop her at the hotel.
the back seat of the limo he suddenly whips out
his dick and starts talking into it. When she asks
what he's doing, he replie:"In areas of low recep-
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