Fysiktimen

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skal læses med en italiensk accent:
One day, ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina
mor-ning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella the
waitress I wanna two pisses toast. She bring me
only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She says
go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna
two piss onna my plate. She says you better no
piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even
know the lady and she calls me sonna ma bitch.
Later, I go to eat at the bigger restaurant. The
waitress bring me a spoon and a knife but no fock.
I tella her I wanna a fock. She tells me everyone
wanna fock.
I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the
tabel. She says you better not fock on the tabel,
you sonna ma bitch. So, I go back to my room
inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call
the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tells
me go to the toilet. I say you don't understand. I
wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit
onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I go to the
checkout and the man at the desk says: "Peace on
you!".
I say piss on you to, you sonna ma bitch!
I gonna back to Italy!
Q. What did the cannibal do when he dumped his
girlfriend?
A. He wiped his ass!
Q: What do you call a dead blond in a closet?
A: The 1999 Hide and Seek World Champion.
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