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tion I've found this works well so I had a cellular<br />

phone surgically implanted into the head of my<br />

cock!<br />

Later, in his hotel suite the two are talking when<br />

suddenly he squats and starts to grunt... uh! uh!<br />

She inquires as to whats happening and he replies:<br />

"I'm receiving a fax!"<br />

There's a fly hovering over a trout stream. Trout<br />

below thinks to himself "if the fly drops down<br />

about six inches, I can jump up and eat him and<br />

that's lunch!" A bear sitting on the side of the trout<br />

stream sees this and thinks "if that fly drops down<br />

about six inches, the trout'll jump up and eat it, I<br />

can grab the trout and that'll be lunch!" A hunter<br />

sitting on the other side of the trout stream sees<br />

this and thinks to himself "if that fly will only<br />

drop down six inches, the trout can jump up and<br />

eat it, the bear will reach out and grab the trout,<br />

and I can jump up and shoot the bear and that'll be<br />

lunch!"<br />

Well, there's a mouse in the woods near the hunter<br />

watching all of this. The mouse thinks to himself:<br />

"if the fly drops down six inches, the trout will eat<br />

the fly, the bear will grab the trout, the hunter will<br />

shoot the bear, and I can run over and grab the<br />

hunter's cheese and crackers and that'll be lunch!"<br />

Observing this entire scene from a nearby tree<br />

branch is a cat. The cat thinks to himself: "if that<br />

fly drops down about six inches, the trout can eat<br />

it, the bear can grab the trout, the hunter can shoot<br />

the bear, the mouse can grab the hunter's cheese<br />

and crackers and I can jump on the mouse and that<br />

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