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SIX
HOURS
LATER...
...OKAY, SO I SEE FROM YOUR APPLICATION THAT YOU’VE
RECENTLY LEFT A HIGH-LEVEL EXECUTIVE POSITION, AND NOW TO
FILL THE NUMBING VOID IN YOUR ANGST-RIDDEN MIDDLE-AGED
LIFE YOU WANT TO GET A JOB AT A LOCAL FAST-FOOD OUTLET...
AHHHH, DIS IS SOME LIFE EH! NO STRESS, NO WORRIES - FINALLY
DIS IS DA PERFECT JOB FOR ME! (OR POSSIBLY CLUBBIN’ SEALS)
OMIGOD DANNY,
I’M TOTALLY LATE
FOR AN IMPOR-
TANT VOTE ON
LIKE FISHING OR
SOMETHING.
GIMME A SUPER
COMBO MEAL,
QUICK!
...NO! I’M DEFINITELY
GOING TO NEED TWO
LARGE FRIES AND
THE ONION RINGS!
I’D BE WILLING TO CONSIDER
THAT, IF I ALSO GET THE
COLLECTABLE “TANGLED”
CUP WITH FLYNN ON IT.
28 DECEMBER 21, 2010 ATLANTIC CANADA FRANK
SURE T’ING
DARRELL ME B’Y!
RIGHT AWAY...
WHAT ABOUT ONE LARGE AND
ONE SMALL, BUT INSTEAD OF
DA RINGS YOU GETS
ANUDDER HOT APPLE PIE?
NO WAY! I TOLD YA,
FLYNN IS NOT ON DA
TABLE. IT’S PASCAL
OR NOTHIN’...
BUT WE DON’T HAVE ANY MANAGEMENT JOBS OPEN
RIGHT NOW, MISTER WILLIAMS - JUST COUNTER STAFF.
GOOD. I’M LOOKIN’ FER DA LEAST
POSSIBLE AMOUNT A’ RESPONSIBILITY.
B’Y
...AS SOON AS WE ARRIVE AT A MUTUALLY ACCEPTABLE
AGREEMENT ON COST AND DELIVERY METHODS!
FIRST LET’S DISCUSS DA
BEVERAGE ARRANGEMENT...
...WELL ALRIGHTY, I T’INKS WE GOT US A DEAL!
IT’S WHAT I CALLS A REAL
HISTORIC ACHIEVEMENT
RIGHT HERE!
CROAK... SO I GET
MY FOOD NOW?
DAT’S
RIGHT...