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USA | The man with the world’s largest penis was frisked at San Francisco Interna-<br />
tional Airport. The “large package” caused suspicion, much to his frisker’s delight. Jonah<br />
Falcon was found to have a nine-inch (flaccid) weapon of mass conception.<br />
GERMANY | A cemetery made a grave error when it forgot to bury a women’s skull.<br />
Claudia Schmidt visited her mother’s grave three weeks after her funeral to find her<br />
mother’s skull by the grave. She thought it was a coconut before <strong>not</strong>icing the jaw and<br />
maggots. Very disturbing.<br />
UK | A vicar in Crosthwaite is outraged at a hotel for swapping its bedside Bible for<br />
50 Shades of Grey. The hotel owner says there is <strong>not</strong>hing wrong with its bedside read<br />
being about sex, as the Bible is also filled with references to sex and violence.<br />
SWITZERLAND | Altruism may be linked to a specific area of the brain. A study at the<br />
University of Zurich is the first to show a clear link between brain structure and altruism.<br />
Apparently more generous people have more “grey matter” in the temporoparietal<br />
junction area of the brain. If only you could insert this into certain people’s heads...<br />
Enter online code HELLFREEDEL<br />
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