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Poems From Providence - The Poet's Press

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JUST REWARDS<br />

WELCOME TO HEVIN<br />

a sign in jagged lettering<br />

nailed to a gap-toothed fence.<br />

Chickens run to and fro on the dirt road.<br />

<strong>The</strong> smell of manure laces the air.<br />

I must be dreaming.<br />

No dream,<br />

comrade said an expressionless face<br />

behind wire-rimmed glasses. His<br />

hair was tangled, his T-shirt torn,<br />

his words a snarl of sarcasm and garlic.<br />

It looks like a farm. I thought —<br />

You thought<br />

Heaven would be a city, comrade?<br />

You’re in for a few surprises, then.<br />

Things have changed in the Afterlife.<br />

We angels are into collective farming now.<br />

This sector’s exclusively potatoes —<br />

you’ll be assigned here, until the end<br />

of the current Five Year Plan.<br />

But I hate potatoes. And I’ve never gardened.<br />

Of course you hate them. That’s why you’re here.<br />

Just make your quota for a couple years,<br />

maybe you’ll work your way up to fresh fruit —<br />

a little shade there, and no digging —<br />

or maybe a clerk’s job later if you’re lucky.<br />

I didn’t think it would be like this —<br />

not for me with a Ph.D. and all —<br />

I mean, am I really dead?<br />

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