Tybee Breeze
Tybee Breeze
Tybee Breeze
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<strong>Tybee</strong> <strong>Breeze</strong><br />
By Judy O’Neill<br />
Here I am one of many who feel compelled to write<br />
about automated phone systems. I hate them<br />
more and more as I get older and older or, maybe,<br />
busier and busier. They waste my precious time,<br />
try my limited patience, and inspire my anger and<br />
frustration.<br />
Chances are that if I’m making a call to a company<br />
that has an automated phone system, I’m<br />
frustrated or confused about something already.<br />
Getting the “Please listen carefully as our options<br />
have changed” is like hearing fingernails scraping<br />
the chalk board. I don’t care that they’ve changed.<br />
Just hurry up and get on with the trial and error<br />
ordeal you’re going to put me through to get me to a<br />
correct choice in your recently changed system.<br />
Not long ago, I made a call to our “new” Georgia<br />
Power. Now, you get a voice. You don’t get “please<br />
press one.” You don’t get the “our options have<br />
changed.” I think who-hoo! This is going to be<br />
great. And...it’s NOT great. It’s more frustrating<br />
and time consuming. I don’t get to vent by pressing<br />
buttons ‘til my finger hurts and the phone is<br />
damaged. I have to SAY something to the<br />
automated pleased-as-punch and sweet-as-sugar<br />
voice. WHAT!? After I hear her tell me she can<br />
help me and listen to and respond correctly to<br />
several of the voice prompt choices, I realize that<br />
what I really want to say is not lady like and<br />
rhymes with…well, never mind. Why isn’t there<br />
just a choice that says “If you just have a simple<br />
question, please press one”? It took forever to<br />
respond to the choices, say and spell by last<br />
name, the name of my cat, my mother’s mother’s<br />
maiden name, give the last four digits of my social<br />
security number and repeat my account number<br />
no less than four times. Eventually, I got the choice<br />
of “none of the above” and got a REAL person.<br />
By the time I got the live body, I was so beat up by<br />
the “pleasant” experience that I almost couldn’t<br />
remember the ONE SIMPLE QUESTION I needed<br />
to ask. After I managed to ask the ONE SIMPLE<br />
QUESTION, I got one simple answer. Guess what<br />
it was. Yep! The infamous “I don’t really know and<br />
can’t help you with that.” Then she put me on hold,<br />
sent me back to the automated system, and left me<br />
with no answer at all! Click.<br />
The other choice we need in all these systems has<br />
to do with language issues. Let’s say I’m having a<br />
completely stupid moment about my computer or<br />
other device that can out think me. I call the “Help<br />
Line.” After thirty minutes or more, I get a tech<br />
support person who has a name that I can’t<br />
pronounce and may not have any vowels in it as<br />
far as I can tell. I ask my question. From then on, I<br />
hear a language that does not resemble the<br />
English I speak or have ever heard in any way. It’s<br />
the “Bollywood” help line. We need an option that<br />
gives us a person who speaks English “AS A<br />
FIRST LANGUAGE.” I can’t be culture sensitive<br />
and deal with language difficulties on top of<br />
technical difficulties. I was raised a southern girl<br />
and taught NEVER to insult a person or hurt<br />
anyone’s feelings. So that means I’m reluctant to<br />
say to the ESL person on the other end of the line