Issue 20 | August 13,2012 | critic.co.nz
Issue 20 | August 13,2012 | critic.co.nz
Issue 20 | August 13,2012 | critic.co.nz
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“An original idea. That can’t be too hard. The library must be full of them.”<br />
“I get an urge, like a pregnant elephant, to go away and give birth to a<br />
book.”<br />
“Many people would no more think of entering journalism than the<br />
sewage business – which at least does us all some good.”<br />
“When you’ve seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault you<br />
know why clothing exists.”<br />
“Books are no more threatened by Kindle than stairs by elevators.”<br />
USA – Angry about his recent arrest for resisting arrest and marijuana possession,<br />
an American man decided to take revenge on police vehicles. The 34-year-old drove over<br />
seven police cars with his tractor. With their vehicles crushed, the police had nothing<br />
to pursue him with, but since he was a crazy man driving a tractor it didn’t take long.<br />
Belarus | Two Swedish men piloted a light plane into the heavily guarded airspace<br />
of Belarus and dropped 879 teddy bears decked out in parachutes and slogans supporting<br />
human rights. The pair said they wanted to show support for Belarusian human rights<br />
activists and embarrass the <strong>co</strong>untry’s military, which we can safely say they achieved.<br />
China | An elderly Chinese woman fed up with drivers speeding past a pedestrian<br />
crossing near her home decided to take matters into her own hands. The resourceful<br />
grandmother tied an inflatable sex doll to a tree at the crossing in the hope that motorists<br />
would slow down to look at it. Apparently it’s working.<br />
Australia | A Northern Territory man had to be hospitalised after a party trick<br />
went wrong. In a stroke of brilliance, he decided to set off a firecracker in his bum.<br />
Unsurprisingly the man received severe burns to his cheeks, back and genitals. Police<br />
think that al<strong>co</strong>hol was a possible factor.<br />
Enter online <strong>co</strong>de HELLFREEDEL<br />
80% of the world’s<br />
porn is made in the<br />
U.S.A<br />
The winning candidate of every US<br />
presidential election has been the one<br />
with the most financial backing.<br />
Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane<br />
both narrowly missed being on the<br />
planes that were hijacked on 9/11.<br />
Wahlberg booked for the flight but<br />
drove to New York instead. MacFarlane<br />
arrived to the gate 10 minutes late and<br />
missed the flight.<br />
Out of respect for Heath Ledger, the<br />
Joker is never mentioned in<br />
The Dark Knight Rises.<br />
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