The Inbetweeners screenplay - 162MC
The Inbetweeners screenplay - 162MC
The Inbetweeners screenplay - 162MC
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<strong>The</strong> <strong>Inbetweeners</strong> Movie - Pink amendments 05/02/2011 11<br />
JAY slaps SIMON in the balls.<br />
SIMON (CONT’D)<br />
Owwww. For fucks sake Jay...<br />
NEIL<br />
You were warned.<br />
SIMON<br />
How’s that helping?<br />
JAY<br />
Well you’re not crying like a baby<br />
anymore.<br />
SIMON<br />
So my life is still ruined but now<br />
my balls ache too. Thanks Jay.<br />
JAY<br />
No, your life is about to begin<br />
mate. Now you’ve been dumped we<br />
can all go on a mental holiday<br />
together. Two weeks of sun, sea,<br />
sex, sand, booze, sex, minge, fanny<br />
and tits. And booze. And sex.<br />
WILL<br />
He’s put it horrifically but he’s<br />
probably right. A holiday will<br />
definitely take your mind off her.<br />
JAY<br />
Yeah come on Si. You know what the<br />
best cure for the last one is?<br />
No.<br />
SIMON<br />
JAY<br />
<strong>The</strong> next one.<br />
WILL<br />
Ah, the serial killers mantra.<br />
11A INT SCHOOL ATRIUM - DAY 2<br />
11A<br />
<strong>The</strong> guys are walking out the school, SIMON is leading.<br />
JAY<br />
I promise you Si, it’ll be<br />
brilliant. It’s us. And it’s the<br />
perfect time to go.<br />
NEIL<br />
Yeah, they say the summer is the<br />
perfect time for a summer holiday.
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