The Inbetweeners screenplay - 162MC

The Inbetweeners Movie - Pink amendments 05/02/2011 7
In a bit.
SIMON’S MUM (O.S.)
SIMON
It’d better be delicious.
SIMON gets into his bedroom, switches on the telly, flops on
his bed and suddenly bursts into helpless tears.
8 EXT SUBURBAN ESTATE - EARLY EVENING 1
8
We see the red car from earlier pulling back into the drive.
JAY's MUM and JAY’S SISTER get out in tears. They walk
quickly to the house and open the door.
9 INT JAY'S BEDROOM. - EARLY EVENING 1
9
From what we can see over JAY's shoulder, he is now fully
masturbating in a very involved manner. He's kneeling on the
towel and completely naked but for a pair of white socks and
the snorkel and goggles. We can almost see the woman doing
something to herself on screen. Occasionally JAY reaches with
his free hand for some more ham.
Then the door flies open and JAY's MUM and JAY'S SISTER burst
in, both crying. JAY panics and tries to cover up.
JAY
Get out, get out, i'm looking at
holidays, it’s just holidays.
There's a beat as the women take in the scene.
JAY'S MUM
Jay, can you come downstairs
please, your grandfather has died.
She and JAY's SISTER exit. JAY takes his mask off.
TITLES TO THE FILM OF THE INBETWEENERS
CUT TO:
10 INT MAIN SCHOOL HALL - DAY 2
10
The Upper Sixth are formally seated in the main hall. MR
GILBERT is speaking. WILL, JAY, NEIL and SIMON are sitting
together. SIMON can see across at CARLI. She notices him
looking and gives him a weak smile. He looks away. The
HEADMASTER is sat next to GILBERT, silent, occasionally
wincing at what Gilbert says (especially the ‘fucker’ line)