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The Inbetweeners Movie - Pink amendments 05/02/2011 23 WILL Fine. Good idea. WILL closes his eyes and leans his head back. There's a beat and then, louder than you'd think possible, a huge roar and an aggressive football chant starts up from the back seats. * They start to thump the windows and stamp their feet too. * BURNLEY LADS AND IT’S SUPER BURNLEY, SUPER BURNLEY FC, etc… 21 EXT. BUS / ISLAND - DAY 4 21 Montage of the bus winding it’s way around the island, through towns, past waves breaking on cliffs etc, beautiful shots, all to the terrible sound of endless Burnley chants. CUT TO: 22 INT/EXT. COACH / BOYS’ APARTMENT - DAY 4 22 The coach is stopped outside a shitty looking, half-finished five-storey concrete box, with no landscaping, just some * brush. In the front there's a GREEK MAN smoking, and pulling a wet dead dog out of a well. The boys look on, repulsed. There’s a sense of edginess on the coach, (who’s actually staying here?) broken by the REP, who’s getting back on. REP (CHECKING HER CLIPBOARD) Right then, McKenzie party, this is you. The boys groan. The BURNLEY LADS cheer uproariously. BURNLEY LADS Nice one fellas. Don’t worry, It’ll * be nice when it’s finished. * WILL and the three boys slowly trudge off the coach. 23 EXT BOYS APARTMENT - DAY 4 23 The boys, looking unhappy, pick up their suitcases as the bus pulls away behind them. Nice four shot here please. NEIL This don't look like the pictures. The GREEK MAN who has pulled the dog out the well comes over to them, still holding the dog in his hand. When he shakes hands with WILL he transfers the dog to the other hand so WILL shakes a wet, dead dog smelling hand. WILL looks at his own hand. It’s not great. *
The Inbetweeners Movie - Pink amendments 05/02/2011 24 GREEK MAN You Willy? Yes. WILL GREEK MAN Here keys. Have fun, but not too much fun. You shit on floor, fifty euro fine. Each time. He walks off swinging the dog. As the boys walk towards the apartments a really hard looking British bloke comes out the main door. Covered in tattoos he’s HARD STEVE. HARD STEVE Alright lads, you staying here? WILL Yes we are. HARD STEVE Bad luck. I've just come back from * Afghanistan and conditions there are better than this shithole. I can't wait to get back to lying in a dusty trench being shot at by some raghead. You married? * SIMON * No. * HARD STEVE * Don’t get married. The wife booked * this but somehow it’s my fucking * fault. Anyways, pop down for a beer * if you fancy it, see yous later. * The GREEK MAN sees STEVE and shouts out. GREEK MAN Steve, you owe me fifty euros. The boys look a bit shocked, then they head inside. CUT TO: 24 INT. NEW APARTMENT ROOM - DAY 4 24 They enter their holiday apartment and wander round. It’s disgusting and has the kind of decor that it’s hard to break and cheap to replace. WILL opens the fridge which is empty apart from half a can of dog food. WILL and SIMON then walk into the living area, which has a sofabed in it. They pull * out the sofa bed, and it has a huge light brown stain on a * white sheet in the middle of it. SIMON tries the tiny tv * which has shash on every channel.
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