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<strong>The</strong> <strong>Inbetweeners</strong> Movie - Pink amendments 05/02/2011 13<br />

JAY<br />

Yeah. I heard once she couldn’t<br />

play netball for two weeks because<br />

he fucked her bow-legged.<br />

NEIL<br />

I heard that.<br />

SIMON<br />

She pulled a hamstring.<br />

Doubt it.<br />

NEIL<br />

JAY *<br />

Si i promise i’ll get you laid this<br />

summer.<br />

WILL<br />

Come on Si, what do you say? <strong>The</strong> *<br />

lads on tour?<br />

And you.<br />

NEIL<br />

WILL<br />

Yes, and me. One of the lads.<br />

JAY<br />

i’m warning you Harry Plopper you<br />

won’t like it, there won’t be a<br />

library for miles around.<br />

WILL<br />

Well, i’m going anyway, and i’ll<br />

pretend to enjoy it just like any<br />

normal person would. Come on Si.<br />

SIMON<br />

Fuck it, go on then. Maybe it will<br />

help.<br />

JAY<br />

Course it will. I promise you Si<br />

with the amount of fit birds out<br />

there it’ll be like shooting clunge<br />

in a barrel.<br />

WILL<br />

Lovely image. *<br />

<strong>The</strong>y all head off, out the school for the last time. WILL<br />

allows himself a little look back, as the others throw the<br />

doors open and walk out in epic fashion. WILL tries the same<br />

but his door is locked, and he walks straight into it.

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