The Inbetweeners screenplay - 162MC
The Inbetweeners screenplay - 162MC
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<strong>The</strong> <strong>Inbetweeners</strong> Movie - Pink amendments 05/02/2011 13<br />
JAY<br />
Yeah. I heard once she couldn’t<br />
play netball for two weeks because<br />
he fucked her bow-legged.<br />
NEIL<br />
I heard that.<br />
SIMON<br />
She pulled a hamstring.<br />
Doubt it.<br />
NEIL<br />
JAY *<br />
Si i promise i’ll get you laid this<br />
summer.<br />
WILL<br />
Come on Si, what do you say? <strong>The</strong> *<br />
lads on tour?<br />
And you.<br />
NEIL<br />
WILL<br />
Yes, and me. One of the lads.<br />
JAY<br />
i’m warning you Harry Plopper you<br />
won’t like it, there won’t be a<br />
library for miles around.<br />
WILL<br />
Well, i’m going anyway, and i’ll<br />
pretend to enjoy it just like any<br />
normal person would. Come on Si.<br />
SIMON<br />
Fuck it, go on then. Maybe it will<br />
help.<br />
JAY<br />
Course it will. I promise you Si<br />
with the amount of fit birds out<br />
there it’ll be like shooting clunge<br />
in a barrel.<br />
WILL<br />
Lovely image. *<br />
<strong>The</strong>y all head off, out the school for the last time. WILL<br />
allows himself a little look back, as the others throw the<br />
doors open and walk out in epic fashion. WILL tries the same<br />
but his door is locked, and he walks straight into it.