The Inbetweeners screenplay - 162MC
The Inbetweeners screenplay - 162MC
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<strong>The</strong> <strong>Inbetweeners</strong> Movie - Pink amendments 05/02/2011 33<br />
JAY<br />
Fuck off, my bird'll be here in a<br />
minute.<br />
WILL<br />
Do you mean the woman who is quite<br />
clearly on a commission to trick<br />
people into this empty bar?<br />
JAY<br />
No, I mean the little fitty outside<br />
who I was flirting with.<br />
WILL<br />
I’ll take that as a 'yes' then.<br />
JAY<br />
I'm going nowhere til she's sucked<br />
me off.<br />
SIMON<br />
So, you're going nowhere then?<br />
WILL<br />
Jay, we’re on holiday, I'm meant to<br />
be out there, trying to hit on<br />
girls I think are beneath me, but<br />
who for their part won't give me<br />
the time of day. So let’s go.<br />
SIMON, WILL and NEIL go to leave, but stop dead when they see<br />
the four girls who were on the coach coming down the stairs.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y are about the same age as the four boys, and are<br />
attractive. One is maybe a little big, but still attractive.<br />
NEIL<br />
Hello hello. It's those little<br />
lovelies from the coach.<br />
JAY (INDICATING THE LARGER GIRL)<br />
That one's not so little.<br />
SIMON<br />
I think they're looking at us.<br />
<strong>The</strong> girls look over and sort of definitely make eye contact.<br />
WILL<br />
And not in a ‘we’re terrified leave<br />
us alone’ way. Amazing.<br />
JAY<br />
<strong>The</strong>y're only looking at you cos<br />
there's no-one else here.<br />
SIMON<br />
Jay, you're drunkest, go over and<br />
talk to them.
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