The Inbetweeners screenplay - 162MC
The Inbetweeners screenplay - 162MC
The Inbetweeners screenplay - 162MC
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<strong>The</strong> <strong>Inbetweeners</strong> Movie - Pink amendments 05/02/2011 49<br />
Now he’s aware of the additional growling and creaking noises<br />
from the bedroom. <strong>The</strong> door to the bedroom is closed but on<br />
the handle WILL can see NEIL’S white trilby hat.<br />
WILL<br />
Simon. SIMON.<br />
SIMON<br />
Christ, it’s like a sauna in here.<br />
Have you got any water?<br />
Beat as SIMON’s ears prick up at the bedroom noise<br />
SIMON (CONT’D)<br />
What the fuck is that noise?<br />
WILL (POINTING TO THE HAT)<br />
I think it’s Neil.<br />
SIMON<br />
No way? Oh no, not the dinner lady<br />
from last night?<br />
From inside the bedroom they can hear what sounds like a very<br />
gruff voiced northern woman ordering him around.<br />
WOMAN OOV<br />
Smooth me lover.<br />
NEIL OOV<br />
I can’t understand a thing you say.<br />
WOMAN OOV<br />
Spunk over me bastard tits.<br />
Oh right.<br />
NEIL OOV<br />
WILL<br />
Well, it’s her or Johnny Vegas. *<br />
NEIL suddenly shouts at the top of his voice.<br />
Ooowwwww.<br />
NEIL O.S.<br />
WOMAN O.S.<br />
Fucking smack it. Smack it you<br />
little prick.<br />
We hear a slap. WILL and SIMON look a bit freaked out.<br />
WOMAN OOV<br />
Is that all you've got? Harder.<br />
NEIL OOV<br />
Shall I bite it?
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