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<strong>The</strong> <strong>Inbetweeners</strong> Movie - Pink amendments 05/02/2011 25<br />

From the other room they hear “SHOTGUN THIS ROOM” from JAY<br />

and NEIL. SIMON quickly shouts.<br />

SIMON<br />

Shotgun the sofabed.<br />

WILL<br />

Well where am I going to sleep<br />

then?<br />

SIMON<br />

Not really my problem.<br />

25 INT. BOYS’ APARTMENT, BATHROOM - DAY 4<br />

25<br />

JAY and NEIL are in the bathroom examining the bidet<br />

NEIL<br />

What's this? Is this the bath?<br />

JAY<br />

Course it's not the bath you idiot,<br />

there's the bath there. That's the<br />

kids toilet.<br />

Is it?<br />

Yes.<br />

NEIL<br />

JAY<br />

NEIL<br />

Why's it got a plughole and a tap<br />

then?<br />

JAY<br />

It's for checking your kid's shit<br />

before you flush it.<br />

NEIL<br />

That's grim.<br />

JAY<br />

Yeah, I know, but that's the<br />

continentals innit? <strong>The</strong>y're dirty.<br />

SIMON and WILL walk in. SIMON points at the bathtub.<br />

SIMON<br />

See, that looks comfy.<br />

WILL<br />

I am not sleeping in the fucking<br />

bathtub for two weeks Simon. We’ll<br />

have to share the sofabed.

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