The Inbetweeners screenplay - 162MC
The Inbetweeners screenplay - 162MC
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<strong>The</strong> <strong>Inbetweeners</strong> Movie - Pink amendments 05/02/2011 25<br />
From the other room they hear “SHOTGUN THIS ROOM” from JAY<br />
and NEIL. SIMON quickly shouts.<br />
SIMON<br />
Shotgun the sofabed.<br />
WILL<br />
Well where am I going to sleep<br />
then?<br />
SIMON<br />
Not really my problem.<br />
25 INT. BOYS’ APARTMENT, BATHROOM - DAY 4<br />
25<br />
JAY and NEIL are in the bathroom examining the bidet<br />
NEIL<br />
What's this? Is this the bath?<br />
JAY<br />
Course it's not the bath you idiot,<br />
there's the bath there. That's the<br />
kids toilet.<br />
Is it?<br />
Yes.<br />
NEIL<br />
JAY<br />
NEIL<br />
Why's it got a plughole and a tap<br />
then?<br />
JAY<br />
It's for checking your kid's shit<br />
before you flush it.<br />
NEIL<br />
That's grim.<br />
JAY<br />
Yeah, I know, but that's the<br />
continentals innit? <strong>The</strong>y're dirty.<br />
SIMON and WILL walk in. SIMON points at the bathtub.<br />
SIMON<br />
See, that looks comfy.<br />
WILL<br />
I am not sleeping in the fucking<br />
bathtub for two weeks Simon. We’ll<br />
have to share the sofabed.