PAGE S-8-WEDNESDAY/THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 10,11,1993 He was looking over the woman Woodchips FromS-1 do more work than a secretary is because it doesn't have to stop to answer the telephone... Thanks George Ganley of Burlington for your letter saying you like Woodchips. I showed it to my Aunt Nora and she said, "What's so great about getting one letter a year?" At 6 foot-2, Lt. Robert MacDonald of Lynnfield is an imposing figure in uniform. He stopped a station wagon loaded with about 10 kids for failing to stop before entering a highway. The Quannapowitt Players present "Accomplice" by Rupert Holmes driver's license and said, "Lady, don't you know when to stop?" "Look here, officer," she exclaimed, "these are NOT all my kids. They are girl scouts and I'm taking them to the Stone Zoo." My cousin is a worried bank teller. The bank examiner is coming next week and he's short two toasters and a set of dish- es... You know folks, with women wearing slacks, shirts and neck- ties and some men wearing ear- rings and hair down to their shoulders, I have a heck of a time guessing "who is who" and "what is what." The only place I The area premiere of "your basic one-set, two-act, four-scene" comedy thriller Directed by J. Christopher Martin February 19, 20, 26, 27 March 5, 6, 7, 12, 13 Fridays and Saturdays at 8:15 p.m. Sunday at 7 p.m. General Admission $9.00 Seniors & Students $8.0' 55 Hopkins Street. Reading. MA 01867 L For Reservations: (617) 942-2212 For their safety and your peace of mind North East Alarm FIRE • 24 HR. SERVICE BURGLAR & MONITORING • COMMERICALI RESIDENTIAL • FREE ESTIMATES No. Reading Est 1979 508-664-4000 have no problem at all is in a nudist camp. When I first met Kevin Murphy of Medford I shook his hand and said, "Kevin, you look familiar to me." "I know what you mean," Kevin replied, "My mother tells me that whenever she sees me.!\..Kathy said, "Women prefer beauty rather than brains because men have better eyesight than intelli- gence!" Personality Winners: Mayor John Rabbitt, Jim (Jolly Jim) Vaughn, Mario Abruzzesem, Peter Fandel and Stacey Rosa, all of Woburn; Peter French, Julia Russo, Manny Bermejo, Andrew Fuller, Benjamin Bing and Dennis Hoffman, all of Winchester; Asst. Superinten- dent James Picone, Fr. Martin Ryan S.J., Mary Venezia and George H. Ganley, all of Burlington; Arnold Berger, <strong>Library</strong> Director Deirdre Hanley, Matt Ray, Greg Smith and Kelly Ryan, all of Reading; JoAnn Angelo, Peg Hunt, Caryl Price, Diane Gillis and Alana Andersen, all of Wakefield; Helen DiPaolo (84), Frances Rothenberg (87), Margaret Santoucito (90) - , Florence Schilling (91) and the Grand Prize Winner, Marion Jones -(101) (years young. God Bless you all), all of Stoneham; C. Stuart Neilson, Bee Dee Downs, Mark DeAngelo, Kelly Leet and Harriet Lombard, all of <strong>Wilmington</strong> Also, Kay Purtell, John Dowling, Gloria Galinis, Jim and Trudy Mazza, Mitch Guttentag and Sean Sullivan, all of Tewksbury, Lt. Robert MacDonald, Timothy Fanikos, Frank LeMoure, Wendy Rebidue and Peter and Donna Aloisi, all of Lynnfield; John and .Cheryl Donnaruma, Jenell Sapienza, Katie Kelleher, Colleen Hagerty and Jen Hickey, all of North Reading; Rep. James V. DiPaolo and his lovely wife, Adeline, Alissa Rigney, George Bianchi, Victor Kennedy and Tony Aliberti, all of Maiden; Bill Gray, Sr., Joel and Diane Gonzales, Rep. Bob McCarthy, Gerry and Lee Kaestner and Michael Gaffney, all of Melrose; Kristina Hughes, Maureen Giljiea, Laura Volpe, Brian Skefrry and Rev. Dennis T. NasVn, all of Medford; Tammy •PRESIDENT'S E**^* WARKH^IE 3 DATS ONLY! Saturday, Feb. 13 thru Monday, Feb. IS Save big on bedding, upholstery, dining rooms, living rooms, lamps, accessories and more. 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VAUNTTNE GOOD FOR MAIN SHOW ROOM ONLY, NOT Mil It KM I TO PRIOR SALES. HC FURNITURE MILL Not your run of the mill prices. IT 73 Princeton St., North Chelmsford, MA • (508) 251-0311 • Hours: Mon. 9-5, Tues.-Fri. 9-9, Sat. 9-6, Sun. 12-5. Directions: take Rt. 3 to exit 32 (Drum Hill Rotary), take Rt. 4 north (U Mass Lowell exit) off rotary, K mile go straight thru light onto Rt. 4/3A, ] A mile on the left (The Mill/Bainbridge Rests Restaurant.) I I llfcH and Steven Gomez, Diane Stevenson, Jim Sartori and Stephen and Joanne Rappa, all of Saugus. Angus MacPherson was not feeling well and his wonderful wife, Mary, was reading to him by candlelight. After a while she said, "Angus dear, I have some chores to do down stairs. If you feel yourself slipping away, please blow out the candle." I have two cousins on my mother's side who are nuns. They planned for many years a trip to Ireland. They landed in Shannon Airport and rented a car and away they went touring the beautiful countryside. They weren't watching the fuel gauge so, of course, they ran out of gas. They walked about a mile to a farmhouse where they asked an old farmer for some gas. He said, "Sisters, we don't call it gas over here We call it petrol. I can give you some but the only container I have is a chamber pot." "We don't care, sir," my cousin, Sister Marge, said, "as long as we can get going again." Well, down the road the two Sisters went and later were carefully pouring the petrol into the car's tank when the visiting bishop stopped his car and said, "Sisters, I've been a priest for 30 years and a bish- op for 20 and I've never wit- nessed such unquestionable 'faith' such as this!" The 1993 Buicks, Chevys and Fords are beautiful. I stop and look at them as they go by. I was on Revere Beach last Sunday morning and I heard one seagull ask another, Hey, Ecliff, have you spotted any new cars late- ly?"...Mario DiMino went to Italy last summer. He visited Venice and noticed a sign on a bridge over a canal that said, "Ducka your Heada-Lo Lo Bridgida!" I love Italian and Irish songs like one from Finnian's Rainbow, "How are things in Gloccamorra? Is that little brook still flowing there? Does it run through Donegal, Kilkenny and Kildare?"...etc. And, Italian songs are also beautiful espe- cially when sung by Tommy Flynn, my neighbor. (I'm not kidding.) On my trip to Ireland four years ago, I.kissed^the Blarney ' Stone (how else would I be able to write Woodchips?). Anyway, I remember my Aunt Nora trying to bribe the man who held me by my ankles (while I kissed the stone) to let go. Dreamboats: Suzzanne Geary, Lynnfield; Gail DaSilva, Reading. Super Stars: Ed Ciampa (President of Crest Buick) of Reading; Peter Sullivan (former WHS football coach) of Woburn. Boosters plan crafts fair The Reading Boosters will hold a Spring Craft Fair on Saturday, April 3, from 10 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. at Reading <strong>Memorial</strong> High School, Walter E. Hawkes Field House located on Birch Meadow Drive (off Rte. 28) in Reading. It will be a gigantic fair with 117 craft booths. Booths will be reserved on a first come first serve basis. The charge for a single booth rental is $45. To reserve a booth or for more information please call Sandi Holmes at (617) 944-3823, after 6 p.m. The net proceeds will go to the Reading Boosters supporting Reading High School athletic programs. Admission is: Adults - $1.50; Seniors/Students - $1; Under 12 free when accompanied by an adult. The event is wheelchair accessible. The Reading Boosters is a registered non-profit group of volunteers supporting Reading's athletes since 1943. Ed, Ciampa From S-4 tors, a division of "Boston Cadillac. In 1982, Mr. Ciampa became President of Crest Inc., a Buick, Pontiac, Nissan, GMC Truck dealership. Nominated to receive this year's TMQDA by the Massa- chusetts State Automobile Dealers Association, Mr. Ciampa has been a member of that organization for 10 years. Additionally, he has participated in many dealer councils and is a past President of the Key Buick Dealers Advertising Association. From 1985-1986 he also served as a Director of the Boston ADI Nissan Ad Association. Under Mr. Ciampa's leadership, Crest Inc. has been presented with numerous sales and service awards throughout the years, including the Buick Best in Class Award, The Nissan Award of Merit and The Pontiac Master Dealer Award. Mr. Ciampa is also active in his local community, as a past President of the Lions Club and Incorporator at the Lawrence <strong>Memorial</strong> Hospital. He currently serves as the Chairman of the Executive Board of the Better Business Bureau (New Eng- land) and President of the Middlesex County Sheriffs Association since its inception in ,1987. Mr. Ciampa resides in Reading with his wife, Joan and they are the parents of two chil- dren and grandparents of four. YfIRD SfiLE HEADQUARTERS MIDDLESEX EAST CLASSIFIEDS 13 Towns Over 150,000 Readers MIDDLESEX EAST PUBLICATIONS 531 Main St, Reading, MA 01867 617-944-2200 Fax 617-942-0884 /-LEARN TO PAINT WATERCOLORSX WITH AWARD WINNING ARTIST BILL VELMURE 'tmg^gatt Mmm ^F i *j%Z \ \ At i New England Watercolor by B. 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