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confused but emerge with a new- was around other golfers. Suddenly<br />
found appreciation for the game.” I found myself at a casting call for<br />
To test that theory I fl ew the J.Crew catalogue. It was as<br />
to Jacksonville and drove to St. intimidating as it was wholesome.<br />
Simons Island, off South Georgia’s Before my fi rst shot, I envisioned<br />
coast. My destination was the Sea myself hitting an absurd slice that<br />
Island Resort, a pristine playground fl ew horizontally off the club and<br />
for Southerners who like their pea- into the head of one of the men<br />
nuts “bald” and their tea sweet. The next to me. He would probably be<br />
resort is spilt into two halves—The a high-powered lawyer and have<br />
Cloister, for those looking to be me thrown in prison for being an<br />
pampered in an idyllic coastal set- embarrassment to the male race.<br />
ting, and The Lodge, for anyone Reality was much less climatic. My<br />
who favors smacking little white drives and iron shots were decent<br />
balls into little white cups.<br />
half of the time. The rest of the<br />
My fi rst stop was the Golf time, I failed to make solid contact.<br />
Learning Center. I’m not com- I’d swing with all my might—not<br />
pletely clueless about golf—I’ve really much might—and clip the<br />
watched it on TV, played video top of the ball, sending it dribbling<br />
game versions, aimlessly swung a out in front of me like it had fallen<br />
wedge at balled up Taco Bell wrap- from my pocket. Any confi dence I<br />
pers on a friends’ living room fl oor gained practicing the short stuff<br />
and I’ve play so much miniature quickly dissipated. Even if I was ter-<br />
golf I’ve often day dreamed about rible at driving the ball, I’d just have<br />
designing my own course.<br />
to imagine a giant clown to nail<br />
I had a lot to learn. So much, my putts.<br />
in fact, that when I mentioned my “So you’re really playing 54<br />
mini-golf experience to Chrissy holes?” Chrissy asked when our<br />
Felton, the fi ve-foot powerhouse of session ended. It was the third time<br />
a golf teacher assigned to teach me she’d asked and around the sixth<br />
the game, she said, “Good. Then we time I’d been asked since arriving.<br />
can skip putting.”<br />
Each time it came with a look that<br />
We started with chipping said “You’re nuts.”<br />
from about 20 yards out. “Get the<br />
ball between your feet, draw back,<br />
I<br />
woke up the next day for a<br />
and give me a half swing,” Chrissy<br />
7:15am workout to precede<br />
said. So I did. Then I did it again.<br />
my 8:30am tee time and<br />
And again. Remarkably, the results<br />
learned something all new<br />
weren’t horrible. Chrissy wasn’t<br />
golfers should know: never<br />
laughing, and I wasn’t crying. The<br />
book a 7:15am workout<br />
balls were generally falling where<br />
before an 8:30am tee time.<br />
I wanted and I felt comfortable.<br />
Groggy and wearing my<br />
We moved to pitch shots next and<br />
best approximation of a<br />
then bunker shots. With each new<br />
golf outfi t—chinos, plaid<br />
type of shot, Chrissy would ask me, button down and a long-sleeve<br />
“Are you sure you haven’t played cotton shirt—I stumbled into the<br />
before?” If her goal was to boost my fi tness room where I met Scott<br />
confi dence, it worked. I was start- Fedisin, a golf fi tness specialist who<br />
ing to think that this game that had spends his time training both PGA<br />
never sustained my interest on TV players and rubes like me. As the<br />
for more than 10 minutes could be self-proclaimed least fl exible man<br />
a blast to play.<br />
in the world, I feared the stretching<br />
That feeling didn’t last. Our session more than the 36 holes I<br />
next stop was the driving range, planned to play that day. The fear<br />
and unlike the practice green, I was warranted. I felt like a piece<br />
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