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The great outdoors is more enjoyable<br />

if you live in comfort! New models<br />

16, 18, and 21 ft. long. Travel <strong>the</strong><br />

modern, streamlined Westcraft way!<br />

WRITE FOR FREE CATALOG<br />

ADDRESS DEPT. G<br />

G E 0 R G € T. H U L L<br />

SO. CALIFORNIA DISTRIBUTOR<br />

5614 West Washington<br />

Los Angeles — — — California<br />

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FOR AN ENJOYABLE, ECONOMICAL<br />

VACATION visit OCEANSIDE . . . a<br />

charming city <strong>of</strong> homes by <strong>the</strong> sea. Two<br />

miles <strong>of</strong> municipal beaches, wonderful<br />

pier, surf and live bait fishing. Three<br />

large lakes and o<strong>the</strong>r recreational facilities<br />

nearby. Home <strong>of</strong> famous San Luis<br />

Rey and Pala Missions. A delightful<br />

place to spend your vacation, <strong>the</strong> summer<br />

or make your home.<br />

For fur<strong>the</strong>r information and folder write<br />

CHAMBER OF COMMERCE<br />

Cceanside, California.<br />

A.<br />

Garvey, California<br />

Dear Editor:<br />

Your "True or False" feature <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> <strong>Desert</strong> <strong>Magazine</strong> is a wonderfully educational<br />

set-up for <strong>the</strong> academic students <strong>of</strong> desert lore. It must be said that it<br />

is one <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> best brain testers current. However for us roughnecks with a mentality<br />

ranging in <strong>the</strong> lower brackets something like <strong>the</strong> following might be in<br />

order:<br />

DESERT QUIZ: Here's a chance for you desert brain trusters to win some valuable<br />

prizes. If you get all <strong>the</strong> answers right you may send in $2.50 and receive<br />

a year's subscription to <strong>the</strong> <strong>Desert</strong> <strong>Magazine</strong>. If you get half <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>m you are<br />

entitled to a two-year subscription by sending in $4. If you don't get any <strong>of</strong><br />

<strong>the</strong>m right <strong>the</strong> <strong>Desert</strong> <strong>Magazine</strong>, upon <strong>the</strong> receipt <strong>of</strong> only $5, will enter your<br />

subscription for three years and will send you FREE OF COST a beautiful<br />

binder that looks and feels like a Diamond Back rattler. You can't lose. Nei<strong>the</strong>r<br />

can we.<br />

1—Sonnets come from dry lake beds Dark canyons-<br />

Uninhabited areas<br />

2—All desert <strong>magazine</strong> editors are screwy.<br />

Fact--- Contributors nightmare<br />

3—A sidewinder is a young boy friend punk who drives on <strong>the</strong> desert highways<br />

80 miles an hour with one hand.<br />

Right- What do you call him ?<br />

4—A Gila monster is a guy who destroys desert road signs.<br />

True Apologies to <strong>the</strong> Gila monster<br />

5—A Mirage is a desert poet's income. Fact Fantastic<br />

6—An Ocotillo is a lizard A Mexican flute.. A cactus<br />

Or just looks like one<br />

—Cockroaches are a species <strong>of</strong> genus homo who tear up desert flowers and<br />

shrubbery and throw <strong>the</strong>m out <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> car going home.<br />

True..... - Have you ano<strong>the</strong>r name for <strong>the</strong>m<br />

8—A desert trail is a path which begins nowhere and ends at <strong>the</strong> same place<br />

far<strong>the</strong>r on. True - - Crooked<br />

9—<strong>Desert</strong> Center is a blot on <strong>the</strong> face <strong>of</strong> nature enchanted with snow scenes in<br />

August. True--- A Steve Ragsdale pipe dream<br />

10—Mescal is a plant used to produce a kick a binge-<br />

A hangover All three ....<br />

11—A Rockhound is a Scottie A Dane A Mutt<br />

12—Dude Ranch is a Spanish term meaning dud farm.<br />

Correct Horsefea<strong>the</strong>rs...<br />

13—Many desert service stations have two locations where <strong>the</strong> highway is and<br />

where it was— True... Pa<strong>the</strong>tic<br />

14—A desert rat is a mammal A vertebrate<br />

A reprobate A marsupial<br />

15—De Anza established a chain <strong>of</strong> desert gem shops— True<br />

A Hilton legend<br />

16—A burro is a mule.-.. A donkey Nobody's jackass<br />

17—Mermaids are plentiful in <strong>the</strong> Salton sea. True Fairy tales<br />

18—The great matrimonial highway crosses <strong>the</strong> divide at Yuma<br />

Reno Hollywood<br />

19—(No score on this one) The world's largest planting <strong>of</strong> date palms is at<br />

Palmdale.. Twenty-nine Palms... Seven Palms<br />

20—(Triple score on this one) Which one <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> following publications excels<br />

<strong>the</strong> <strong>Desert</strong> <strong>Magazine</strong> in instructive material, fascinating historical facts<br />

and clean journalism. The <strong>Desert</strong> <strong>Magazine</strong><br />

The <strong>Desert</strong> <strong>Magazine</strong> The <strong>Desert</strong> <strong>Magazine</strong>.....<br />

SPECIAL OFFER TO THE PUBLISHER: The return <strong>of</strong> this<br />

manuscript will be accepted by <strong>the</strong> author provided 10 cents<br />

{one dime) is enclosed to cover cost <strong>of</strong> disappointment, delusions,<br />

etc.<br />

GEORGE A. STINGLE.<br />

P. S. If you publish this I would recommend that you let <strong>the</strong> readers grade <strong>the</strong>ir<br />

own answers—that'll be a swell break for us lowbrows—and will be a master<br />

stroke <strong>of</strong> diplomacy on your part.<br />

24 The DESERT MAGAZINE

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