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Dear Editor:<br />
Your "True or False" feature <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> <strong>Desert</strong> <strong>Magazine</strong> is a wonderfully educational<br />
set-up for <strong>the</strong> academic students <strong>of</strong> desert lore. It must be said that it<br />
is one <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> best brain testers current. However for us roughnecks with a mentality<br />
ranging in <strong>the</strong> lower brackets something like <strong>the</strong> following might be in<br />
order:<br />
DESERT QUIZ: Here's a chance for you desert brain trusters to win some valuable<br />
prizes. If you get all <strong>the</strong> answers right you may send in $2.50 and receive<br />
a year's subscription to <strong>the</strong> <strong>Desert</strong> <strong>Magazine</strong>. If you get half <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>m you are<br />
entitled to a two-year subscription by sending in $4. If you don't get any <strong>of</strong><br />
<strong>the</strong>m right <strong>the</strong> <strong>Desert</strong> <strong>Magazine</strong>, upon <strong>the</strong> receipt <strong>of</strong> only $5, will enter your<br />
subscription for three years and will send you FREE OF COST a beautiful<br />
binder that looks and feels like a Diamond Back rattler. You can't lose. Nei<strong>the</strong>r<br />
can we.<br />
1—Sonnets come from dry lake beds Dark canyons-<br />
Uninhabited areas<br />
2—All desert <strong>magazine</strong> editors are screwy.<br />
Fact--- Contributors nightmare<br />
3—A sidewinder is a young boy friend punk who drives on <strong>the</strong> desert highways<br />
80 miles an hour with one hand.<br />
Right- What do you call him ?<br />
4—A Gila monster is a guy who destroys desert road signs.<br />
True Apologies to <strong>the</strong> Gila monster<br />
5—A Mirage is a desert poet's income. Fact Fantastic<br />
6—An Ocotillo is a lizard A Mexican flute.. A cactus<br />
Or just looks like one<br />
—Cockroaches are a species <strong>of</strong> genus homo who tear up desert flowers and<br />
shrubbery and throw <strong>the</strong>m out <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> car going home.<br />
True..... - Have you ano<strong>the</strong>r name for <strong>the</strong>m<br />
8—A desert trail is a path which begins nowhere and ends at <strong>the</strong> same place<br />
far<strong>the</strong>r on. True - - Crooked<br />
9—<strong>Desert</strong> Center is a blot on <strong>the</strong> face <strong>of</strong> nature enchanted with snow scenes in<br />
August. True--- A Steve Ragsdale pipe dream<br />
10—Mescal is a plant used to produce a kick a binge-<br />
A hangover All three ....<br />
11—A Rockhound is a Scottie A Dane A Mutt<br />
12—Dude Ranch is a Spanish term meaning dud farm.<br />
Correct Horsefea<strong>the</strong>rs...<br />
13—Many desert service stations have two locations where <strong>the</strong> highway is and<br />
where it was— True... Pa<strong>the</strong>tic<br />
14—A desert rat is a mammal A vertebrate<br />
A reprobate A marsupial<br />
15—De Anza established a chain <strong>of</strong> desert gem shops— True<br />
A Hilton legend<br />
16—A burro is a mule.-.. A donkey Nobody's jackass<br />
17—Mermaids are plentiful in <strong>the</strong> Salton sea. True Fairy tales<br />
18—The great matrimonial highway crosses <strong>the</strong> divide at Yuma<br />
Reno Hollywood<br />
19—(No score on this one) The world's largest planting <strong>of</strong> date palms is at<br />
Palmdale.. Twenty-nine Palms... Seven Palms<br />
20—(Triple score on this one) Which one <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> following publications excels<br />
<strong>the</strong> <strong>Desert</strong> <strong>Magazine</strong> in instructive material, fascinating historical facts<br />
and clean journalism. The <strong>Desert</strong> <strong>Magazine</strong><br />
The <strong>Desert</strong> <strong>Magazine</strong> The <strong>Desert</strong> <strong>Magazine</strong>.....<br />
SPECIAL OFFER TO THE PUBLISHER: The return <strong>of</strong> this<br />
manuscript will be accepted by <strong>the</strong> author provided 10 cents<br />
{one dime) is enclosed to cover cost <strong>of</strong> disappointment, delusions,<br />
etc.<br />
GEORGE A. STINGLE.<br />
P. S. If you publish this I would recommend that you let <strong>the</strong> readers grade <strong>the</strong>ir<br />
own answers—that'll be a swell break for us lowbrows—and will be a master<br />
stroke <strong>of</strong> diplomacy on your part.<br />
24 The DESERT MAGAZINE