Issue 2 - O
Issue 2 - O
Issue 2 - O
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International Student<br />
Brotchie<br />
Eric Brotchie is currently studying a Master of Book and Digital Media Studies at Leiden University. He blogs for student-run<br />
blog The Leidener. A part-time historian, part-time sociologist and full-time idiot, he is kind of British, kind of Australian, and kind<br />
of confused. Here’s why...<br />
I just don’t get it...<br />
There are plenty of things I could tell you<br />
about Leiden; about how international<br />
students flock here from far and wide,<br />
party hard, see the sights, live, love and<br />
learn. I am one of them. I came here with<br />
big eyes, an eager tongue, was ready to<br />
make the most of my studies and feast on<br />
Dutch culture like a fat kid in a candy<br />
shop. When I leave in seven months’ time,<br />
I’m sure it will be with memories, friends,<br />
cellulite and debt in equal measure. These<br />
days will all become part of an enormous<br />
blur of moments that in five years’ time will<br />
be “when I was in Leiden”, or “back when I<br />
was doing my Masters”. Indeed, just about<br />
every one of us will go back to at least one<br />
dear old parent somewhere and sit around<br />
the family table, awkwardly trying to<br />
explain what they’ve been doing for the<br />
last semester or, in some cases, three<br />
whole years. In a few weeks we’ll probably<br />
be at home enjoying Christmas, trying to<br />
decide what to tell people about our time<br />
here. At the end of the day, most of us will<br />
probably leave Leiden around the<br />
twentieth more confused about Holland<br />
than when we got here, which probably<br />
isn’t really a bad thing. For future<br />
reference though, here’s some things<br />
we’re really going to struggle to explain:<br />
1. The Mayflower<br />
Although my parents have many vices,<br />
one thing they did very well was not give<br />
birth to me in the United States. I’m not an<br />
American and I don’t really get the appeal,<br />
but if I was, I guess I’d like to know about<br />
the famous Pilgrim Fathers, and all that<br />
happened for the formation of the ‘Free<br />
World’ on a little ship that sailed from<br />
Leiden. From the perspective of a<br />
complete ignoramus (read ‘my<br />
perspective’) the plot of the Mayflower<br />
story seems as littered with holes as the<br />
hull of the ship itself. The main one is this:<br />
If the pilgrims were in Leiden as refugees<br />
from England, glorying in the Dutch<br />
hospitality complete with ample tulips,<br />
windmills and stroopwafels, what could<br />
possibly have possessed them risk their<br />
lives on the high seas on a seemingly<br />
impossible mission to found a new colony<br />
among warring indigenous Americans?<br />
One of my sources cites ‘old age’ as a<br />
reason the pilgrims had to leave...<br />
Needless to say when I turn 70, the last<br />
thing I’ll be doing is jumping ship to a new<br />
continent. Please explain.<br />
2. Zwarte Piet<br />
This is one you already know. Black Peter,<br />
Saint Nick’s vaudevillian helper, is a<br />
completely inexplicable and widely<br />
offensive character for international<br />
students. We get into the spirit while we’re<br />
here, but those smiles we put on are in<br />
fact well-trained masks that hide the true<br />
level of cringe we all feel about all this. We<br />
are sensitive new-age people, and we<br />
honestly think that Piet is kind of, well,<br />
how to put it nicely... racist. When mother<br />
and father back home see our photos with<br />
Pete, they might wonder exactly how and<br />
when their little bundle of joy began to<br />
harbour such antisocial views. I guess<br />
maybe we should show those ones to our<br />
extant great grandparents only...<br />
3. Fraternities<br />
Of course we go to a Quintus or Minerva<br />
party here and there, but for many<br />
international students in Leiden there’s a<br />
certain mystique about fraternities. No-one<br />
ever really tells us the rules about these<br />
houses filled with bad hair gel and makeup<br />
in which young Dutch people coexist.<br />
We naturally understand that some of<br />
these places are vastly cooler than others,<br />
and that the ‘others’ are in fact delighted<br />
not to be ‘cool’ and would rather just be<br />
‘normal’. To us it all frankly seems like a<br />
rather too grown-up version of playing<br />
“who-likes-who?” in a primary school<br />
playground. Good luck with that, and be<br />
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