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LYDIA's camera, while DELIA pokes about the room with disdain.<br />

OTHO<br />

Is the rest of the house as bad<br />

as this?<br />

DELIA<br />

The rest of the house is worse.<br />

When can you and I get started?<br />

OTHO<br />

No time like the present, as my<br />

wicked stepmother used to say.<br />

With an unexpected and dramatic sweep of his hand, OTHO sweeps<br />

BARBARA's entire collection of ceramic and porcelain horses from<br />

the mantelpiece. They all crash to the hearth -- except for two,<br />

which CATHY dives to catch in either hand.<br />

CATHY<br />

Otho, that's terrible.<br />

OTHO<br />

My sentiments exactly.<br />

He takes one of the porcelain horses out of CATHY's hand and<br />

flings it into the fireplace.<br />

CATHY manages to save one by hiding it in her pocket. CATHY<br />

glances into the mantel mirror, and sees the reflection of<br />

BARBARA, standing on the staircase, with a look of despair on her<br />

face.<br />

CATHY whirls around.<br />

BARBARA is no longer t<strong>here</strong>.<br />

CATHY starts to say something, but she's pre-empted by OTHO.<br />

OTHO<br />

Delia, let's get this show<br />

on the road.<br />

Then out of the pockets of his size 56 Georgio Armani jacket,<br />

OTHO takes two cans of spray paint -- the kind the graffiti<br />

artists use -- and shakes them as if they were castanets. They<br />

certainly sound like it.<br />

INT: UPSTAIRS HALLWAY<br />

At one end, near the stairs leading up to the attic, BARBARA and<br />

ADAM are slumped against opposite walls.<br />

ADAM<br />

How did this happen? We didn't<br />

even see Jane showing off the<br />

house. And now it's already sold.<br />

BARBARA<br />

Remember when that damn manual<br />

got us stuck in the chimney for<br />

three days? That's when it<br />

happened. (With vehemence that<br />

surprises even BARBARA) God I<br />

hate those people. That woman<br />

wants to destroy my house.<br />

ADAM<br />

What can we do about it though?<br />

We're ghosts.<br />

BARBARA<br />

(Adamant) Right. We're ghosts.<br />

OTHO and DELIA appear, coming up the stairs at the opposite end<br />

of the hallway.<br />

OTHO<br />

We're dealing with negative<br />

entertainment potential <strong>here</strong>.<br />

I mean t<strong>here</strong>'s absolutely<br />

no flow-through.<br />

They're rounded the bed, and OTHO looks down the hallway. It's<br />

empty. ADAM and BARBARA are no longer t<strong>here</strong>.<br />

DELIA<br />

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