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LYDIA<br />

Oh God, Delia. They were<br />

ghosts! Ghosts! They didn't<br />

have any feet!<br />

DELIA<br />

Lydia, I'm going to kill you,<br />

honest to God I'm going to kill<br />

you. I'm going to lock you in<br />

that basement like you were a<br />

goddamned hyacinth.<br />

LYDIA stands open-mouthed with the wet photograph. DELIA turns<br />

on her heel and storms up the stairs.<br />

DELIA (cont)<br />

Cathy! Cathy! I'm going to<br />

kill you too.<br />

INT: CHARLES'S OFFICE -- DAY<br />

Later in the day. LYDIA has calmed down, changed clothes. She<br />

now has a number of the prints. CATHY's t<strong>here</strong> too, looking at<br />

the prints, saying nothing, and certainly not giving away the<br />

fact that she talked to the ghosts.<br />

CHARLES is seated before the word processor, vainly trying to<br />

work.<br />

LYDIA<br />

Can you believe it? I mean,<br />

this is the weirdest --<br />

CHARLES<br />

Lydia, I don't know what it<br />

is with you and these practical<br />

jokes, but --<br />

LYDIA<br />

THIS IS NOT A JOKE!<br />

CHARLES<br />

This is air-brushing. This is<br />

a result of that class you took<br />

in air-brushing last fall. It's<br />

pretty good, but I've seen better.<br />

Now would you two please --<br />

The door of the room flies open, and t<strong>here</strong> stands DELIA, carrying<br />

several sets of sheets.<br />

DELIA<br />

I want you two girls to know<br />

that t<strong>here</strong> is no Ralph Lauren<br />

outlet in Winter River. Which<br />

means that Otho and Evelyn<br />

-- our very first overnight<br />

guests in this house -- are going<br />

to be sleeping tonight on a<br />

polyester blend.<br />

She flings the sheets at LYDIA and CATHY.<br />

LYDIA<br />

Delia, look at these pictures.<br />

Please. Just for a minute.<br />

Honest. T<strong>here</strong> are ghosts in<br />

this house.<br />

CATHY<br />

T<strong>here</strong> are. I've seen them.<br />

The family stare at her for a minute.<br />

CATHY (cont)<br />

I talked to them. They're<br />

very nice. (Beat) Their names<br />

are Adam and Barbara, and they<br />

live --<br />

In the midst of this, DELIA explodes.<br />

DELIA<br />

I can't believe you two are doing<br />

this to me! Ghosts. Ghosts.<br />

Otho and Evelyn will be <strong>here</strong> in<br />

half an hour and I haven't even<br />

begun to salt the ducks and<br />

you are coming to me with this

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