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Some sort of music I<br />

guess.<br />

BARBARA<br />

That stupid book. All<br />

right. But you start.<br />

They stand over the grave, with spades poised. ADAM thinks for a<br />

moment and then, as he turns the first spadeful of foetid earth,<br />

he sings<br />

BARBARA takes it up:<br />

ADAM<br />

"I've got rhythm...<br />

I've got music..."<br />

BARBARA<br />

"I've got my man..."<br />

EXT: MODEL GRAVEYARD -- NIGHT<br />

ADAM & BARBARA<br />

"Who could ask for anything more..."<br />

DISSOLVE TO:<br />

Sometime later. The grave is now nearly six feet deep, and ADAM<br />

and BARBARA are invisible inside. We see the glint of the moon<br />

on their shovel blades, and we hear them singing. By this time<br />

ADAM and BARBARA have really gotten into it, and they're<br />

performing a rousing, syncopated version of "I've Got Rhythm" as<br />

the earth flies.<br />

-- INSIDE THE GRAVE<br />

ADAM suddenly hits wood.<br />

BARBARA<br />

It's about time.<br />

They lean down and brush dirt off the face of the coffin.<br />

T<strong>here</strong>'s a brass plate that reads SWALLOWTAIL.<br />

ADAM<br />

I guess we open it.<br />

Right?<br />

BARBARA and ADAM feel a slight tremor beneath their feet.<br />

BARBARA<br />

It seems to be opening<br />

itself.<br />

BARBARA and ADAM exchange glances, and then start clawing the<br />

sides of the grave in an effort to escape.<br />

-- BACK ON GROUND LEVEL<br />

ADAM pushes BARBARA out, as the ground rumbles and we hear the<br />

splintering of rotten wood. BARBARA helps ADAM out of the grave.<br />

They have just risen to their feet, when a MOULDERING CORPSE<br />

springs out of the grave, and jumps onto BARBARA's back, and<br />

tries to implant a very large kiss on her lips.<br />

ADAM pulls the corpse off BARBARA's back, and the MOULDERING<br />

CORPSE does a Three Stooges hammer to Adam's head.<br />

ADAM staggers backwards. The MOULDERING CORPSE, now between ADAM<br />

and BARBARA, grins insanely at them both, and then flies high<br />

into the air above their heads.<br />

They turn to see w<strong>here</strong> he has gone, and realize that the<br />

MOULDERING CORPSE is merely a jack-in-the-box marionette on a<br />

string and pole apparatus.<br />

The pole is held by BEETLE JUICE. He is small and wiry, dark,<br />

with vaguely Middle-Eastern features. Here, and whenever we see<br />

him again at the beginning of a scene, his eyes are COLD and<br />

YELLOW and SHAPED LIKE A SNAKE'S -- but after a moment, they<br />

melt, becoming human, and liquid, and brown. This is definitely<br />

not a spirit to be trusted.<br />

BEETLE JUICE drops the pole and puppet, takes a long step forward<br />

and produces a deck of cards.<br />

BEETLE JUICE<br />

Never mind him. Pick a<br />

card.

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