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Some sort of music I<br />
guess.<br />
BARBARA<br />
That stupid book. All<br />
right. But you start.<br />
They stand over the grave, with spades poised. ADAM thinks for a<br />
moment and then, as he turns the first spadeful of foetid earth,<br />
he sings<br />
BARBARA takes it up:<br />
ADAM<br />
"I've got rhythm...<br />
I've got music..."<br />
BARBARA<br />
"I've got my man..."<br />
EXT: MODEL GRAVEYARD -- NIGHT<br />
ADAM & BARBARA<br />
"Who could ask for anything more..."<br />
DISSOLVE TO:<br />
Sometime later. The grave is now nearly six feet deep, and ADAM<br />
and BARBARA are invisible inside. We see the glint of the moon<br />
on their shovel blades, and we hear them singing. By this time<br />
ADAM and BARBARA have really gotten into it, and they're<br />
performing a rousing, syncopated version of "I've Got Rhythm" as<br />
the earth flies.<br />
-- INSIDE THE GRAVE<br />
ADAM suddenly hits wood.<br />
BARBARA<br />
It's about time.<br />
They lean down and brush dirt off the face of the coffin.<br />
T<strong>here</strong>'s a brass plate that reads SWALLOWTAIL.<br />
ADAM<br />
I guess we open it.<br />
Right?<br />
BARBARA and ADAM feel a slight tremor beneath their feet.<br />
BARBARA<br />
It seems to be opening<br />
itself.<br />
BARBARA and ADAM exchange glances, and then start clawing the<br />
sides of the grave in an effort to escape.<br />
-- BACK ON GROUND LEVEL<br />
ADAM pushes BARBARA out, as the ground rumbles and we hear the<br />
splintering of rotten wood. BARBARA helps ADAM out of the grave.<br />
They have just risen to their feet, when a MOULDERING CORPSE<br />
springs out of the grave, and jumps onto BARBARA's back, and<br />
tries to implant a very large kiss on her lips.<br />
ADAM pulls the corpse off BARBARA's back, and the MOULDERING<br />
CORPSE does a Three Stooges hammer to Adam's head.<br />
ADAM staggers backwards. The MOULDERING CORPSE, now between ADAM<br />
and BARBARA, grins insanely at them both, and then flies high<br />
into the air above their heads.<br />
They turn to see w<strong>here</strong> he has gone, and realize that the<br />
MOULDERING CORPSE is merely a jack-in-the-box marionette on a<br />
string and pole apparatus.<br />
The pole is held by BEETLE JUICE. He is small and wiry, dark,<br />
with vaguely Middle-Eastern features. Here, and whenever we see<br />
him again at the beginning of a scene, his eyes are COLD and<br />
YELLOW and SHAPED LIKE A SNAKE'S -- but after a moment, they<br />
melt, becoming human, and liquid, and brown. This is definitely<br />
not a spirit to be trusted.<br />
BEETLE JUICE drops the pole and puppet, takes a long step forward<br />
and produces a deck of cards.<br />
BEETLE JUICE<br />
Never mind him. Pick a<br />
card.