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EXT: MAIN STREET -- DAY<br />

DELIA pulls the BMW into a parking space in front of the DRY<br />

CLEANERS.<br />

INT: DRY CLEANERS -- DAY<br />

-- A CLOUD OF WHITE STEAM<br />

From the middle of which shine out two YELLOW SNAKE'S EYES.<br />

As the eyes gradually humanize, and the steam dissipates, we see<br />

BEETLE JUICE as an OLD WOMAN, operating a steam press at the back<br />

of the dry cleaning establishment. In tight grey curls, a<br />

flowered dress, and practical shoes, BEETLE JUICE looks like a<br />

old New England shopkeeper.<br />

DELIA comes in the front door, and throws several strange-looking<br />

outfits across the counter, and looks about impatiently.<br />

BEETLE JUICE/OLD WOMAN<br />

Be with in a moment, dear.<br />

DELIA waits two seconds, and then in a voice that is still trying<br />

to be pleasant:<br />

DELIA<br />

I hate to be a nuisance,<br />

but this isn't the only<br />

stop I have to make today.<br />

BEETLE JUICE / OLD WOMAN cuts the power on the steam press, and<br />

comes to the front of the shop between two long mechanized racks.<br />

He is walking with a limp and a cane.<br />

BEETLE JUICE / OLD WOMAN<br />

I'm sorry -- I don't move<br />

as quickly as I used to.<br />

I lost four toes last<br />

winter. Frostbite. You<br />

never think it can happen<br />

to you till it happens<br />

to you.<br />

DELIA does not want to hear more of this story.<br />

DELIA<br />

I have to have these by<br />

Saturday.<br />

BEETLE JUICE examines the avant-garde outfits.<br />

BEETLE JUICE / OLD WOMAN<br />

They are dresses,<br />

aren't they, dear?<br />

DELIA<br />

(Wondering if that was a dig)<br />

You know how to take care<br />

of material like this, don't<br />

you?<br />

BEETLE JUICE / OLD WOMAN<br />

I've been running this place<br />

for twenty-six years, ever<br />

since Dad died. Dad was my<br />

second husband. He had a<br />

heart attack on Arbor Day.<br />

He was planting that big<br />

spruce in front of...<br />

DELIA<br />

Do you deliver?<br />

BEETLE JUICE / OLD WOMAN<br />

I'll bring them out myself.<br />

EXT: MAIN STREET -- DAY<br />

Piloted by the fuming DELIA, the BMW screeches away from the dry<br />

cleaners. Halfway down the block, the BMW scatters an entire<br />

troupe of Brownies.<br />

INT: DRY CLEANERS -- DAY<br />

BEETLE JUICE / OLD WOMAN stands behind the counter, his old<br />

woman's face a death mask, with YELLOW SNAKE'S EYES embedded it.

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