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attic for a while? You can<br />

try to teach us how to play<br />

gin rummy again.<br />

CATHY<br />

Okay, but I can't stay too<br />

long.<br />

The laundry room door starts to bang on its hinges. The GROANS<br />

are more pronounced.<br />

ADAM pulls CATHY out through the dining room. BARBARA stays<br />

behind a moment, staring at the laundry room door.<br />

INT: LAUNDRY ROOM -- NIGHT<br />

The PUBLISHER and the ARTIST are in a heavy embrace against the<br />

door. They're obviously up to something, but whatever it is has<br />

not prevented the ARTIST from chain-smoking.<br />

Suddenly, t<strong>here</strong>'s a powerful kick against the door, which sends<br />

the entwined couple toppling into a basket of dirty laundry.<br />

INT: KITCHEN -- NIGHT<br />

Dusting her hands for a job well done, BARBARA follows ADAM and<br />

CATHY into the dining room.<br />

INT: OTHO'S ROOM -- NIGHT<br />

DELIA and OTHO are trying to flatten out the rictored of BEETLE<br />

JUICE / OLD WOMAN. They finally manage to do so, but their<br />

stomachs turn at the sound of the CRACKING BONES.<br />

OTHO<br />

Do you want to call the<br />

police? Or an ambulance?<br />

DELIA<br />

I'm not having a dead woman<br />

carted out of my party.<br />

Tomorrow's good enough.<br />

For right now, let's just<br />

get her in the closet.<br />

OTHO gives DELIA a look, as if to say, "Are you sure?"<br />

They heave to.<br />

DELIA (cont)<br />

She wasn't even invited.<br />

INT: STAIRS TO SECOND FLOOR -- NIGHT<br />

Two extraordinarily weird-looking ARTIST sorts perform the<br />

tradition of gossipping viciously about the hosts.<br />

ARTIST #1<br />

Did you believe that weirdness<br />

on the invitation about ghosts?<br />

I mean, Delia is really reaching<br />

this time, isn't she?<br />

ARTIST #2<br />

I think the whole family's<br />

weird.<br />

ADAM, BARBARA, and CATHY approach the bottom of the stairs.<br />

ARTISTS' POV --<br />

CATHY trips on the bottom step. But instead of falling, she is<br />

lofted by invisible hands half a dozen steps higher. She regains<br />

her balance, and continues up the stairs.<br />

ARTIST #2<br />

Exhibit A.<br />

INT: SECOND FLOOR HALLWAY -- NIGHT<br />

ADAM, BARBARA, AND CATHY pass OTHO and DELIA, coming out of<br />

OTHO's bedroom. OTHO and DELIA look like two people who have<br />

just hidden a corpse in the closet.<br />

DELIA

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