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INT: FOYER -- DAY<br />
OTHO has arrived, and is carrying a small suitcase. He is<br />
wearing an enormous fur coat, complete with hood, Norfolk belt,<br />
and contrasting pockets. Whole forests of cute animals perished<br />
to make this tent.<br />
They start up the stairs.<br />
DELIA<br />
Thank God you're <strong>here</strong>.<br />
We've got the IRS upstairs,<br />
Cathy pouting in corners,<br />
I can't find Lydia, Charles<br />
is sloshing his way through<br />
a second pitcher of Long<br />
Island Iced Tea, and the dress<br />
I'm supposed to wear tonight<br />
has not arrived from the<br />
cleaners.<br />
OTHO<br />
Take me to my room, you poor<br />
creature. I brought a suitcase<br />
full of calm.<br />
INT: UPSTAIRS HALLWAY -- DAY<br />
It's empty. The door of CATHY's room slowly opens. Out steps<br />
BEETLE JUICE as the OLD WOMAN from the cleaners. He is carrying<br />
DELIA's clothes in plastic bags.<br />
He steps directly across the hallway, and enters the MASTER<br />
BEDROOM.<br />
INT: MASTER BEDROOM -- DAY<br />
OTHO has spread out a pharmacopeia of legal and illegal<br />
substances on DELIA's dressing table, and is allowing her to sort<br />
through.<br />
OTHO<br />
The pink now, the blue<br />
in fifteen minutes, let<br />
those take effect and then<br />
take a couple of reds<br />
with a glass of apple<br />
juice. That's what<br />
I'd do.<br />
DELIA looks up at BEETLE JUICE / OLD WOMAN standing in the<br />
doorway.<br />
DELIA<br />
What are you doing up <strong>here</strong>?<br />
BEETLE JUICE / OLD WOMAN<br />
I knocked and knocked, and<br />
nobody came, so I just<br />
walked on in, and your<br />
daughter told me to bring<br />
these on up <strong>here</strong>, so <strong>here</strong><br />
I am, and you must have a<br />
terrible cold.<br />
BEETLE JUICE / OLD WOMAN is eyeing the drugs, which OTHO has<br />
swept back into his enormous plastic Baggie.<br />
OTHO<br />
Delia, I think I'm going<br />
to unpack.<br />
DELIA<br />
I'll come with you. (To<br />
BEETLE JUICE / OLD WOMAN) Just<br />
hang the clothes on the door.<br />
DELIA gets up and goes out after OTHO.<br />
BEETLE JUICE / OLD WOMAN goes to DELIA's closet door and opens<br />
it. It is jammed with expensive clothes.<br />
BEETLE JUICE / OLD WOMAN<br />
My, my. Such a wardrobe.<br />
BEETLE JUICE / OLD WOMAN's eyes dehumanize. They're COLD and<br />
YELLOW.