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INT: FOYER -- DAY<br />

OTHO has arrived, and is carrying a small suitcase. He is<br />

wearing an enormous fur coat, complete with hood, Norfolk belt,<br />

and contrasting pockets. Whole forests of cute animals perished<br />

to make this tent.<br />

They start up the stairs.<br />

DELIA<br />

Thank God you're <strong>here</strong>.<br />

We've got the IRS upstairs,<br />

Cathy pouting in corners,<br />

I can't find Lydia, Charles<br />

is sloshing his way through<br />

a second pitcher of Long<br />

Island Iced Tea, and the dress<br />

I'm supposed to wear tonight<br />

has not arrived from the<br />

cleaners.<br />

OTHO<br />

Take me to my room, you poor<br />

creature. I brought a suitcase<br />

full of calm.<br />

INT: UPSTAIRS HALLWAY -- DAY<br />

It's empty. The door of CATHY's room slowly opens. Out steps<br />

BEETLE JUICE as the OLD WOMAN from the cleaners. He is carrying<br />

DELIA's clothes in plastic bags.<br />

He steps directly across the hallway, and enters the MASTER<br />

BEDROOM.<br />

INT: MASTER BEDROOM -- DAY<br />

OTHO has spread out a pharmacopeia of legal and illegal<br />

substances on DELIA's dressing table, and is allowing her to sort<br />

through.<br />

OTHO<br />

The pink now, the blue<br />

in fifteen minutes, let<br />

those take effect and then<br />

take a couple of reds<br />

with a glass of apple<br />

juice. That's what<br />

I'd do.<br />

DELIA looks up at BEETLE JUICE / OLD WOMAN standing in the<br />

doorway.<br />

DELIA<br />

What are you doing up <strong>here</strong>?<br />

BEETLE JUICE / OLD WOMAN<br />

I knocked and knocked, and<br />

nobody came, so I just<br />

walked on in, and your<br />

daughter told me to bring<br />

these on up <strong>here</strong>, so <strong>here</strong><br />

I am, and you must have a<br />

terrible cold.<br />

BEETLE JUICE / OLD WOMAN is eyeing the drugs, which OTHO has<br />

swept back into his enormous plastic Baggie.<br />

OTHO<br />

Delia, I think I'm going<br />

to unpack.<br />

DELIA<br />

I'll come with you. (To<br />

BEETLE JUICE / OLD WOMAN) Just<br />

hang the clothes on the door.<br />

DELIA gets up and goes out after OTHO.<br />

BEETLE JUICE / OLD WOMAN goes to DELIA's closet door and opens<br />

it. It is jammed with expensive clothes.<br />

BEETLE JUICE / OLD WOMAN<br />

My, my. Such a wardrobe.<br />

BEETLE JUICE / OLD WOMAN's eyes dehumanize. They're COLD and<br />

YELLOW.

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