Bisson_rucker_billys.. - Rudy Rucker

BILLY AND THE BULLDOZER
Billy had a bulldozer. It was yellow.
It was big enough to sit on.
Billy made a house in the sandbox. It had windows and a door. It even had a little
chimney.
Billy bulldozed it down.
Then he built it again and bulldozed it down.
“What did you do all day?” asked Billy’s father. They were eating supper.
“Played with my bulldozer,” said Billy.
“Good boy,” said Billy’s father.
“Billy should play with his friends,” said Billy’s mother. “And eat his brussels
sprouts.”
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“Billy doesn’t have any friends,” said Billy’s father. “That’s why I brought him that
bulldozer.”
“I hate brussels sprouts,” said Billy.
“What did you say?” asked Billy’s mother.
“Nothing,” said Billy.
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Billy didn’t have any friends, but he had an enemy.
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