Bisson_rucker_billys.. - Rudy Rucker
Bisson_rucker_billys.. - Rudy Rucker
Bisson_rucker_billys.. - Rudy Rucker
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“It’s a spear,” said the spacemen. “And we don’t care what you think. Take us to<br />
your leader. We will kill him and take his keys.”<br />
“I have to go to school,” said Billy.<br />
“That’s even better,” said the spacemen. “We can hide in your lunchbox.”<br />
“What if I say no?” said Billy.<br />
“Then we’ll kill you too,” said the spacemen.<br />
Billy took the spacemen t<br />
ship on it.<br />
§§<br />
o school. They were hiding in his lunchbox. It had a rocket<br />
“That’s a stupid lunchbox,” said the teacher. “That rocket doesn’t look real.”<br />
“It does so,” said Billy. It was embossed. “And it’s full of spacemen. They intend to<br />
conquer Earth.”<br />
“That I want to see,” said the teacher.<br />
“It’s your funeral,” said Billy.<br />
He opened his lunchbox. The spacemen jumped out and killed the teacher. All the<br />
kids screamed.<br />
§§<br />
Pretty soon the police came. They took Billy home.<br />
“The teacher killed himself with a pencil,” said the police. “All th<br />
screaming.”<br />
“It must have been a tragedy,” said Billy’s mother.<br />
“It was his own fault,” said Billy.<br />
e kids were<br />
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