Bisson_rucker_billys.. - Rudy Rucker
Bisson_rucker_billys.. - Rudy Rucker
Bisson_rucker_billys.. - Rudy Rucker
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“Water,” said the plant. Billy didn’t have to ask.<br />
The teachers picked up the pot and looked for a speaker. They couldn’t find one.<br />
They frowned and shook their heads. “Ventriloquism is not science,” they said.<br />
“What’s ventriloquism?” asked Billy.<br />
“It means you are making it talk.”<br />
“I am not,” said Billy. “It’s the stick.”<br />
“Prove it,” said the teachers.<br />
Billy pulled the stick out. The plant didn’t say anything.<br />
“See?” said Billy.<br />
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“A plant that doesn’t talk doesn’t prove anything,” said the teachers. “You are<br />
disqualified.”<br />
“What’s disqualified?” asked Billy.<br />
“It means you don’t get the Science Prize.”<br />
Billy thought about that. It made him mad. He stuck the stick back in the dirt.<br />
“Fuck you,” said the plant.<br />
“What?” said the teachers.<br />
“Fuck a bunch of teachers,” said the plant.<br />
The teachers sent Billy home. They made him take his plant and his jacket with<br />
him.<br />
§§<br />
“What happened?” asked Billy’s mother.<br />
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