The Alternative Dictionaries

The Alternative Dictionaries
ball (noun) stupid or silly person NOTE Generally used in
response to an unintelligent action, such as in "Don't
be a ball." or sarcastically responding to something
stupid said: "Okay.... ball." or as an observation of
another's character (or lack thereof): "Hope is such a
ball." This word comes from the reference to the
testicle.
baltic (adj.) cold NOTE mainly used in the phrase 'it's
bloody baltic'
bang (verb, transitive) † to fornicate NOTE Does not
seem to have intransitive use:\] 'John banged Mary all
night.' '*John and Mary banged all night.'
basket (noun) The visible shape that the male genitals
make in one's pants NOTE 'John has a big basket.'
bastard (noun) † a despicable person, illegitamate male
NOTE very common term, less offenssive today than a
generation ago: 'Mary believes that John is a real
bastard.'
baths, the (noun, plural) gay steam bath NOTE common
term for steam bath. 'John got laid at the baths last
night.'
be on the rag (verb phrase) † have one's menstrual
period NOTE stronger than 'period': 'Mary is on the rag.'
bear (count noun) a hairy beefy gay male NOTE 'Both
Mary and John like bears.'
beast with two backs (noun) the form of a couple during
intercourse NOTE Often used with "to make." John
made the beast with two backs with Mary last night.
beat off (verb, transitive and intransitive) † jack off
(verb, trans. and intransitive) NOTE variation of jack off.
Used less commonly. 'John beats off twice a night.'
beaver (noun, slang) † Vagina NOTE Usage: Sexual
slang, vulgar. For example; Show me your beaver,
love. Etymology: Probably from furry skin of animal of
similar name Pronounciation: Bee-vah
beef (noun, noncount) well-built male NOTE used by
both the heterosexual and homosexual communities.
'Mary gets turned on by beef.'
beef curtains (noun) ‡ offensive term for the female
genitals NOTE using this term to describe an induvidual
girls parts, when she is present will invite quite a lot of
abuse, as it alludes to a female being well packed and
not very clean, i.e. 'Mary, I bet when you're in the
shower with the window open, your beef curtains flap
around in the wind' followed by a slap and a thud as
john hits the floor.
bell end † tip of the penis NOTE enlish slang, can be
used to desribe the body part or as an insult, words
should be rung together, as if the second l was the
beginging of end,
berk an idiot (usually male) NOTE derived from rhyming
slang (Berkley hunt, cunt), though "Berkley" would
normally be pronounced, "BARKley"
bi (adjective) bisexual NOTE abbreviated form of
bisexual: 'John is bi.'
biatch (noun) variant of bitch NOTE Can be used to refer
to a male or a female, a friend or an enemy. eg: "What
are you doing, biatch?"
biffy (noun, count, definite) bathroom, restroom NOTE
Canadian term: 'Mary's in the biffy.'
bitch an oppressive woman NOTE term has gained
general acceptance in recent times; original terms
refers to 'female dog.' 'John found Mary out to be a
vicious bitch.'
bloody hell (b&lUdI hell) oh my gosh NOTE english
slang, used to express shock, the h can be silent,(for
accent purposes), better sounding when pronounsed
slower.
blow job † fellatio NOTE Standard unacceptable term.
'Mary gave John a good blow job.'
blow your wad To spend all of your money NOTE John
took Mary out and blew his wad on an expensive
meal.
blow your wad † To ejaculate, to indicate surprise or
excitement NOTE John blew his wad when he won the
lottery John blew his wad when he saw mary naked.
bob (noun) big ol bitch NOTE used to describe extremely
obese women. ie. hey, look out for the bob.
boiler ugly woman NOTE That bird is a right boiler
boink (verb, transitive) Have intercourse with. 'John
likes to boink Mary.' NOTE current slang.
bollocks , bollicks uk slang the chap is a bit balls,or a
load of bolicks
boner (noun, count) † erection NOTE Term not heard
much today: 'John had his first boner when he was
ten.'
boob breast (female) NOTE Relatively acceptable today.
'Mary has big boobs.'
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