The Alternative Dictionaries

The Alternative Dictionaries
community much except by young adoleschents who
are first experiencing the joys of sex. 'John takes part
in a circle jerk every Saturday night.'
clap, the (noun, singular) gonorrhea NOTE Common
term: 'John got the clap at the tubs again.'
clipped circumcised
clit ‡ clitoris NOTE abbreviated form of clitoris. This word
should not be used in the presence of women except
politically uncorrect ones.
clit fight (verb) A sexual game between two women
NOTE The sex fight game, played between two women
who fuck each other with their clits. For more details
about the sex fight game see the phrase sex fighter
closet (noun, mass) Hiding ones gayness. NOTE Term
originated as 'in the closet', then 'out of the closet' to
refer to acknowledging ones gayness: 'John was in
the closet for a long time before he came out of the
closet last year.' Term has since been extended to
refer to any skeleton in the closet; i.e., anything one is
unwilling to be open about.
closet queen (compound noun, count) A person in the
closet. NOTE Term used only in the gay community,
not used much today. 'John was a closet queen
before he came out.'
cock ‡ penis NOTE This is one of the more common
synonyms for penis. 'John has a small cock.'
cock ring (noun, count) A piece of leather (usually) worn
around the shank of the penis NOTE It purpose is to
enhance an erection. 'John bought a new cock ring
and wears it on weekends.' Term came out of the
closet in the TV film 'Tales of the City.'
cocksmoker (noun) † A fellator NOTE Any male person.
Canadian term.
cocksucker (noun) ‡ A fellator; any male person. NOTE
The term is used in a deragatory and insulting way.
'Hey, you goddamn cocksucker, give my condoms
back to John.'
come (verb, intransitive) † ejaculate NOTE sometimes
spelled as 'cum'. The verb is irregular - it is conjugated
like 'come': "John came this morning."
come stain (noun) † Stain (usually found on
sheets)created by the remnants of intercourse fluids.
Someone who is a real jerk. NOTE "Did you get the
come stain out of the sheet?" "Fuck you , come stain."
Also may be spelled cum stain.
coon (noun) † black person
cornhole (verb, trans.) † to have anal intercourse with
someone NOTE This terms seems to be passing into
obscurity: 'John cornholes Bill once a month.'
cotton picker (noun) ‡ black person NOTE Derogatory
term for Blacks. Its origins refer to the US's period of
slavery. It is a BIG insult to any black person in
America.
crabs body lice found in the pubic area NOTE Old term.
'Mary found crabs in her pubes.'
cracker (noun) white person NOTE A term used toward
white people, although most Whites do not seem to be
offended by this term.
crap (verb, intrans.) defecate NOTE Like other similar
neutral terms, this one should not be used n parlour
room conversation: 'John craps twice a day.'
crap (verb, trans.) defecate NOTE Like other similar
neutral terms, this one should not be used n parlour
room conversation. Its direct object is the goal of
location: 'John crapped his pants.'
crap (noun, mass) feces NOTE Common term, not
offensive, but should not be used in parlour room
conversation: 'There is crap all over the front yard!'
crapper (noun, count) restroom, toilet NOTE Common
term, not offensive, but should not be used in parlour
room conversation: 'John is in the crapper.' Mary is
sitting on the crapper.' This term became immortalized
when the flush toilet was invented by a Mr. Crapper.
cream one's jeans (verb phrase, idiom) † to ejaculate in
one's underwear (or pants) NOTE In addition to its
obvious meaning term may also refer to someone
getting very excited over something: 'John creamed
his jeans when he saw the nude photo of James
Dean.' 'John creamed his jeans when he saw Bill's
restored '57 Chev.'
cum (neutral, noun) † semen, ejaculate NOTE Possibly
from "to come" (i.e. to ejaculate), it is widely used in
the porn industry (vide porn video dialogues & titles);
also used as a verb, as in "John is cumming inside
Mary".
cunt ‡ woman NOTE A very offensive word refering to a
woman, stronger than 'bitch.'
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