The Alternative Dictionaries

The Alternative Dictionaries
they were abandoned and pose a threat to unwary
hikers. There is a state park in the Sonora region of
California called 'Glory Hole State Park' The name of
this park must amuse all of the Bay Area queens who
like to cruise around in the foothills.
go down on (verb phrase) † perform oral sex NOTE This
term is not very commonly used today. 'John and
Mary went down on each other.'
Gob the knob † The act of performing fellatio.
god damn † (expletive) NOTE Probably the oldest curse
in English.Is considered very strong by the religious,
though many persons of the collar have been heard to
use it. Sometimes it is spelled 'goddam': 'John is a
god damn liar.'
golden shower the act of urinating on another person.
NOTE Term not well known outside of circle and the
gay world..
gook (noun) † oriental person NOTE Asians do not like
this term at all.
Greek † Anal Intercourse NOTE Mary likes to have it
Greek.
Groe (noun) † A Negro, or person of African descent
NOTE A pejorative term for African-Americans, or
Negroes. Used extensively in New England (USA).
Example: "You drive like a Groe..," meaning, you drive
like a Negro (with no respect for other drivers).
grostulation the contractions of the rectum during anal
sex NOTE from the English "gross" meaning disgusting
or vile!
gummer (noun) blow job from an old (toothless) person
NOTE derived from "hummer" with alteration
concerning lack of teeth in mouth: "Sometimes I wish
Bert would give me a gummer."
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hair pie vagina NOTE not as insulting as cunt for obvious
reasons.10
hard-on (noun) † penile rection NOTE Most common of
the synonyms for erection. "John woke up with a hardon."
have (verb, transitive) to take unscrupulous advantage
of NOTE 'John was had by the salesman.'
have (verb, transitive) to copulate NOTE 'John had Mary
last night.'
head (noun) fellatio NOTE To give or receive.
Unisex..'Mary asked John if she could give him head'
herb (noun) A male, derogatory. synonomous with dork
hershey highway (noun) † lower intestinal tract
surrounding the anus NOTE This word is very well
known to gays. It is a very visual descriptive word
which shouldn't need too much explaining. An
example of its usage is, "Hey Bobby.....you want to
ride down my hershey highway?"
hodgie (noun) ‡ An openly gay man. Influences others
by the showing of the penis etc. NOTE Originated from
an individual named Sean Hodgson. Example: John is
such a hodgie! He showed his dick to me last night!
honkey (noun) white person NOTE A rather humorous
term used toward white people. I don't believe most
Whites are offended by this term at all. Back in the
day, some white men use to sit outside the Globe
Theater in Harlem in their big American cars....waiting
for the black women that performed that night to come
out. (most of the black female performers doubled as
prostitutes) If the white men wanted to have sex with a
certain black perfomer then he would honk his horn for
her to come over to his car. Thus, the word "honkey"
was coined.
hork To spit NOTE Used in 'Wayne's World'.
how's your hammer hangin'? (phrase) Used to inquire
as to one's state of well being. NOTE John: How's your
hammer hangin' Joe? Joe: not too bad thanks for
asking. OR John: How's your hammer hangin' Joe?
Joe: A little to the left and in the dirt.
hummer † blow job NOTE current slang
hung (adjective) to have a large penis NOTE 'Hung' has
no comparative or superlative form. 'John is really
hung.' '*John is hunger than Bill.'
itchy eye (noun) hemorroids NOTE another term for
hemorroids referring to one of the symptoms. That
symptom being the itching sensation of the sphincter.
"I've got the itchy eye!"
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j
jack off (verb, transitive) ‡ masturbate another person
NOTE The direct object is a male. 'Mary jacked John off
since she wouldn't screw him.'
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