The Alternative Dictionaries

The Alternative Dictionaries
trick (verb, intrans.) to have sex with a pick-up NOTE
'John tricked with three guys last night.'
trick (noun, count) a hooker's client NOTE 'Mary had
three tricks last night.'
tripping/trippin (verb, intransitive) 1. to be high off drugs
2. to not be thinking correctly NOTE The first usage is
used more than the second. The second usage refers
to when someone makes a mistake. It follows or takes
place of "Oops". "Oops, sorry, I must be tripping."
"She's wrong. She's trippin." It is mostly used by
African-American groups and may not even be known
outside of California.
tubs, the (noun, plural) gay steam bath NOTE Used
humorously. 'John wen to the tubs last night.'
turd (noun, count) shit NOTE Not totally acceptable, but
certainly more so than 'shit': 'John found two cat turds
on the floor.'
turd burglar (noun) male homosexual NOTE most often
used in a derogatory and humorous manner
twat † vagina NOTE less offensive term than cunt
twink (noun, count) slim, smooth, blond young NOTE
derived from
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up shit creek (prepositional phrase, idiom) † out of luck
NOTE 'John was up shit creek when his computer
crashed the night before his paper was due.'
up shit creek (prepositional phrase, idiom) † masturbate
NOTE to be in a bad situation with no obvious solution.
"John is really up shit creek now.'
up yours (prepositional phrase, idiom) ‡ NOTE A
deterimental term derived from 'up your ass'.
v
vertical bacon sandwich † labia NOTE Used to descride
a particularly hanging vagina. eg John thought that
Debbies vertical bacon sandwich was the best he had
ever tasted.
w
-wad † no real translation; suffix that can be added
freely to ANY word... NOTE e.g.: Shutup, dickwad! Piss
off, asswad! Go away, stainwad!
wanker † you are an arsehole, NOTE an english word
also to mean somebody who masterbates frequently
wasted (verb, trans. and intrans.) 1. to be drunk 2. to
seriously mess up someone or something NOTE "John
got really wasted at the party last night." "Lucy wasted
her car in the crash. "
water sports urination as a turn on NOTE Term not well
known outside of circle and the gay world..
Wax the Dolphin † The act of male masterbation
wee-wee penis NOTE children's term: 'Don't look at my
wee-wee!'
wetback (noun) hispanic person NOTE This term refers
to all hispanics in the US. Its origins are derived from
the Mexicans crossing illegally into the States. Border
patrols can easily spot most illegals by wet clothing
from crossing the Rio Grande. Although most people
think so, it is not a very offensive word to hispanics at
all. Even Mexicans call themselves Los Mojados ("the
wet ones").
whack off (v. i.) † synonym to 'jerk/jack/beat' off
white swallow (compound noun) † semen NOTE
Expression not very well known outside of San
Francisco. A bar there originally had this name, but it
was forced to drop 'white'. Its logo was a white
swallow (bird). 'John thinks a little white swallow never
hurt anyone.'
whiz urinate (verb) NOTE Probably taken from the sound
a urine stream makes. Usage: "I've gotta take a whiz",
or simply, "I gotta whiz".
wicked pisser (noun) NOTE used in New England
pronounced "wicked pissah" Descibing something
very good or very bad. Usage: when used without an
article as in "This food is wicked pisser" it is taken to
mean very good. when used with an article as in "Your
job is a wicked pisser" its taken to mean something
very bad.
willie tantrum NOTE "he's having a willie"
wobbly pop (noun) beer NOTE on a hot day a cool
wobbly pop sure goes down good......
woody † Having an erection NOTE used quite often
around males
wordhole (noun) aka mouth NOTE Shut your wordhole
choad!
wuss (N. Amer.) n. sissy, wimp NOTE [wUs] etym.
combination of the words "wimp" and "pussy" ex. "I
was a teenage wuss", "What a wuss!"
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