The Alternative Dictionaries

The Alternative Dictionaries
shithouse † outhouse NOTE 'John knocked the
shithouse over while Mary was using it.'
shithouse (adjective) bad situation NOTE Australian and
UK term referring to a situation that is not going right.
For example, "The weather over here is really
shithouse!" It can also be used as an expletive.
shitlist (compound noun) † a hypothetical list of person
whom one is angry at NOTE Used in the following
ways: 'Mary is on John's shitlist.' (John is angry at
Mary) 'John's shitlist gets longer.' (The number of
people John is angry at grows)
shits (noun, plural definite) diarrhea NOTE Always used
with the definite article: 'John has the shits.'
shits (noun, plural definite) † any displeasurable
situation NOTE Always used with the definite article:
'The weather is the shits today.'
shitstain † NOTE (noun) stupid person. Somewhat
stronger than calling someone a "shit"
shitstain † NOTE (noun) stupid person. Somewhat
stronger than calling someone a "shit"
shoot off (complex verb, intransitive) † ejaculate NOTE
Same as shoot 'ones' load: John shot off as soon as
Mary touched his dick,
shoot one's load (verb phrase, idiom) ejaculate NOTE
Not a parlour room term: 'John shot his load when he
saw the nude photo of James Dean.'
shoot one's wad † ejaculate NOTE Same as shoot 'ones'
load: John shot his wad as soon as he stepped into
the circle jerk.
sissy † an effeminate male, a homosexual male NOTE
The second reading is often used humorously by
gays: "We're going to a sissy bar."
sister platonic gay buddy of another gay NOTE Term not
used by 'masculine' gays today: 'John and Bill are
sisters.'
sixty-nine (compound verb, transitive and reciprocal) †
to reciprocally perform oral sex with a partner NOTE
This term derived from the noun. 'John and Bill sixtynined
each other.'
sixty-nine (compound noun) † perform oral sex NOTE
This term tends to be used humorously. 'John and Bill
performed 69 on each other.'
skull fuck fellatio,blow job,gummer,hummer, NOTE
Kristin gave Dino the skull fuck of his life during the
Canucks game Saturday!
slant ‡ someone of chinese origin NOTE considered to
be very racist by Asians.
slapper † abusive word for a woman,impling that she is
cheap,ugly and sexually active. NOTE uk word.
slut (noun, count) † a loose and morally questionable
woman NOTE Not as bad as 'cunt': 'John thinks that
Mary is a slut'
snatch † vagina NOTE less offensive term than cunt
sod off (command) trying to tell someone you are not
impressed by their presence NOTE Can be used as an
alternative to "fuck off": "Look you arsehole, sod off!"
son of a bitch (noun phrase) † a despicable person
NOTE very common term, less offensive today than a
generation ago: 'Mary thinks that John is one son of a
bitch.'
spank the monkey (verb phrase) † to masturbate NOTE
"John was in the bathroom spanking the monkey"
spear chunker (noun) ‡ black person NOTE A very
derogatory term referring to Blacks. This word's
origins are derived from both the past and present
state of hunting styles by African natives.
spooge sperm NOTE "When I got home from fucking my
girlfriend I took off my clothes, and damned if I didn't
have dried spooge
spunk semen NOTE Common in UK but spunk or spunky
meaning plucky, courageous in USA.
squirt -n- spurt (verb) † masturbation (particularly when
the cum spurts out) NOTE "John was playing squirt -nspurt
last night, in bed."
stiffy (noun) an erection NOTE An example of its usage
is...."Jack has a stiffy cause Jill pulled her panties
down."
suck a fatty † Go suck a big fat dick! NOTE Usually used
in the place of fuck you
swedish homosexual NOTE One of several euphimisms
for gay: 'John is swedish, you know.'
sweet f.a. fuck all NOTE nothing, eg. sweet f.a to do
today
sweet fucking Jesus (phrase) ‡ expletive with no
particular meaning, conveying annoyance, surprise
and generally feeling upset about something or
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