The Alternative Dictionaries

The Alternative Dictionaries
morning wood NOTE Erection of the penis first thing in
the morning
mother fucker (compound noun) ‡ A very gross person
NOTE This term could be the most offenseive
expressed in the language. Ir shows intense anger of
the speaker. In certain dialects it has been shortened
to 'mother', but with still the same intensity in meaning.
'mohter' has become so bad, that now spekaers of
such dialects do one refer to eir mothers as 'mother;
but use a different term such as 'mama, ma, mom':
'John is a real mother fucker.
mother fucking (adjective) ‡ (an expletive) NOTE Derived
form 'mother fucker,' it is as offensive as
'motherfucker.'
muff diver † one who performs oral sex on a woman
NOTE 'John thinks that muff divers are repulsive.'
n
N.F.G. (acronym) † No Fucking Good NOTE Usage
example: Your idea is NFG.
nellie effeminate NOTE refers to males, usually gay
though not necessarily: 'John is a bit nellie.'
nigga (noun) ‡ (see nigger)
nigger (noun) ‡ black person NOTE This is probably the
most explosive and violatile word in the English
language, even more so than "mother fucker." It is
commonly used by Blacks amongst themselves, as in,
"Hey!..little nigga..wazzzup?" However, it is a VERY,
VERY strong word when used by any non-black
person toward any black person. For more on the
subject of "Black English," see The Totally Unofficial
Rap Dictionary also provided by Hans-Christian Holm.
nookey (noun) † sex NOTE Spelling uncertain. Seems to
be etymologically related to the Dutch word 'neuken
(to fuck).' 'John's going out to look for a little nookey
tonight.'
noonan dorky, very annoying person NOTE "My college
roommate is a noonan." Derived from an ND
freshman with the roommie from hell, Allison.
nooner, noun (count) the person involved in a nooner
NOTE Term usually refers to males who can't get away
from home in the evening.
nooner, noun (count) sex at noon (during one's lunch
break) NOTE Term usually refers to males who can't
get away from home in the evening.
nudger † HomoSexual NOTE John is a nudger
nut † testicle NOTE Alternate form of 'ball'. 'John has
small nuts.'
o
oh shit! (expletive) † NOTE Expression used when an
unexpected or undesirable event has occurred or is
about to occur: 'Oh shit! Now I'll never get that paper
done.' 'Oh shit! We're gonna crash!'
old fart (noun) † An older male person. NOTE Usually
used humorously, though could be considered
offensive.
on the blob † it's that time of the month NOTE Used
commonly when encountering foul mooded
women..e.g. 'oh no, she's on the blob!'
one's tits in a knot † be upset NOTE used as a
complement of 'get', 'have', 'keep, etc.: 'John got his
tits in a knot and he kept them there.'
one's tits on (prepositional phrase, a small clause;
idiom) † be patient NOTE used as a complement of
'keep, etc.: 'John kept his tits on.'
orlando (noun) † rural black person NOTE This term
refers to the "old-school" black person who does not
keep current with the "gansta" styles of music or
clothing. Black people often use this toward each
other in an insulting way. This is US East Coast lingo.
p
pain in the ass (noun phrase) † nuisance NOTE
Common expression in the heterosexual community:
'John is a fucking pain in the ass.'
pearl necklace (compound noun) † sperm surrounding
one's neck after ejaculation NOTE This term comes
from the straight community. 'Mary is not fond of pearl
necklaces.'
pecker † penis NOTE almost as common as 'cock'
pecker cheese (compound noun, non-count) ‡ phlegm
NOTE Not used in polite company: 'Neither John nor
Mary are into pecker cheese.'
pecker tracks (compound noun, count) † Sperm left
over on a sheet or other similar object after
masturbation is complete. NOTE Noun normally used in
the plural. 'John's mother found John's sheets full of
pecker tracks.'
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