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"Lo, I am an editor! Hasn't Ames gone to San Francisco (with this very letter <strong>in</strong><br />
his pocket), leav<strong>in</strong>g a notice <strong>in</strong> his last edition, 'that dur<strong>in</strong>g his absence an able literary<br />
friend will assume his position as editor of the Herald,' and am I not that able literary<br />
friend? (Heaven save the mark). 'You'd<br />
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better believe it.' I've been writ<strong>in</strong>g a 'leader' and funny anecdotes all day ... and such a<br />
'leader' and such anecdotes. I'll send you the paper next week, and if you don't allow<br />
that there's been no such publication, weekly or serial s<strong>in</strong>ce the days of the "Bunkum<br />
Flagstaff" I'll crawfish, and take to read<strong>in</strong>g Johnson's Dictionary."<br />
In the Herald he made the follow<strong>in</strong>g announcement:<br />
"Next week, with the Div<strong>in</strong>e assistance, a new hand will be applied to the bellows<br />
of this establishment, and an <strong>in</strong>tensely <strong>in</strong>terest<strong>in</strong>g issue will possibly be the result. The<br />
paper will be published on Wednesday even<strong>in</strong>g; and, to avoid confusion, the crowd will<br />
please form <strong>in</strong> the plaza, pass<strong>in</strong>g four abreast by the City Hall and Herald office, from<br />
the gallery of which Johnny will hand them their papers. 'E pluribus unum,' or 'A word to<br />
the wise is bastante.'"<br />
Ames neglected to ask what Derby's politics were, or to give <strong>in</strong>structions respect<strong>in</strong>g<br />
the policy of the paper dur<strong>in</strong>g his absence. The result was disastrous, for Derby immediately<br />
changed its politics from Democratic to Whig. The m<strong>in</strong>gl<strong>in</strong>g of fun and seriousness<br />
<strong>in</strong> his political leaders of this time is <strong>in</strong>imitable. He sometimes mixed up the two<br />
gubernatorial candidates. Waldo and Bigler, referr<strong>in</strong>g to them as "Baldo and Wigler," or<br />
"Wagler and Bildo."<br />
"Old Bigler," he declares, "hasn't paid the people of this county anyth<strong>in</strong>g for support<strong>in</strong>g<br />
him (though judg<strong>in</strong>g by the tone of the Independent Press, he has been liberal<br />
enough above). We th<strong>in</strong>k therefore they will do precisely as if he had,--vote for a better<br />
man."<br />
Aga<strong>in</strong>:<br />
"Frank, our accomplished compositor, who belongs to the fight<strong>in</strong>g w<strong>in</strong>g of the Unterrified<br />
Democracy, 'groans <strong>in</strong> spirit and is troubled,' as he sets up our heretical doctr<strong>in</strong>es<br />
and op<strong>in</strong>ions. He says 'the Whigs will be delighted with the paper this week.'<br />
"We hope so. We know several respectable gentlemen who are Whigs, and feel<br />
anxious to delight them, as well as our Democratic friends (of whose approval we are<br />
confident), and all other sorts and conditions of men, always except<strong>in</strong>g Biglerites and<br />
Abolitionists. Ah! sighs the unfortunate Frank, but what will Mr. Ames say when he gets<br />
back? Haven't the slightest idea; we shall probably ascerta<strong>in</strong> by read<strong>in</strong>g the first Herald<br />
published after his return. Meanwhile, we devoutly hope that event will not take place<br />
before we've had a chance to give Mr. Bigler one blizzard on the subjects of 'Water-front<br />
extension,' and 'State Pr<strong>in</strong>t<strong>in</strong>g.' We understand these schemes fully, and are <strong>in</strong>cl<strong>in</strong>ed to<br />
enlighten the public of San Diego with regard to them. Ah! Bigler, my boy, old is J. B. but<br />
cunn<strong>in</strong>g, sir, and devilish sly. Phoenix is after you, and you'd better pray for the return of<br />
the editor de facto to San Diego, while<br />
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yet there is time, or you're a goner, as far as this county is concerned."