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‘DEAL’<br />
on 50<br />
iPADs<br />
<strong>Read</strong>ers, are any of you interested<br />
in buying a new iPad?<br />
Would you like to save yourselves<br />
a whole chunk of money?<br />
Fancy a bit of a ‘deal’ for c<strong>as</strong>h?<br />
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Edge</strong> can get you one <strong>as</strong> it<br />
recently came by 50 due to a<br />
cancelled hospital contract cos of<br />
government cutbacks.<br />
Half-price. First come, first served.<br />
<strong>The</strong> first happy buyer can be seen<br />
(below) with his very own brand<br />
new iPad, so you can see what<br />
you’d be getting and that everything<br />
is cushty and kosher.<br />
For Christ’s Sake,<br />
Let ’Arry Coach<br />
England in the<br />
EURO’s<br />
<strong>The</strong>n we’d ALL be happy, right?<br />
That way, ’Arry finds out whether<br />
he’s like the job full-time or not. <strong>The</strong><br />
FA find out whether they’d like ’Arry<br />
to have the job full-time or not.<br />
<strong>The</strong> way <strong>The</strong> <strong>Edge</strong> sees it, everyone’s<br />
a winner....apart from England<br />
in the Euro’s....no matter who’s the<br />
bloody manager.<br />
You want this mag’s nomination?<br />
Steve Coppell, on a minimum ten<br />
year contract.<br />
Forget all the farting and fannying<br />
about and calling the England<br />
coach a vegetable or ridiculing him<br />
for trying to keep himself dry.<br />
Appoint the right man (ha!) and stick<br />
by the bugger.<br />
And that means Steve Coppell,<br />
even ahead of Arsene Wenger.<br />
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